r/venturebros • u/pswii360i SOMEONE LEFT A BABY • 3d ago
Meme Are Klokateers henchmen? Or something more?
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u/CarthageForever 3d ago
A Comparison:
"We fear not our mortality
We'll serve to the best of our ability
We give our lives to our masters
We vow to smite our enemies"
"You go off and meet your maker while 24 and I keep going this way."
21 & 24 - The Lepidopterists [S3E10]
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u/pswii360i SOMEONE LEFT A BABY 3d ago
If we're captured our orders are "do not tattle on The Monarch"
That is it
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u/SASQUATCH_1997 3d ago
They seem like genuine fans of Deathklok! And if not at least a decent financial incentive. Henchmen are kinda just like minimum wage employees. Hell even guild assassins are paid badly lol
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u/javerthugo 2d ago
To be fair they do get free housing
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u/Coro-NO-Ra 3d ago
Gears / Klokateers tend to be a lot more intimidating than an average VB henchman
Though I'd probably put them a step below a standard OSI operator or Guild assassin
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u/ccReptilelord 3d ago
Sort of, but they're not working for a supervillain, so they're not henching.
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u/Maniacal_Artist 3d ago
The amount of people that die at a Dethklok show would embarrass most professional villains
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u/Dumptruckfunk 3d ago
[charles ofdensen voice] They signed the waivers. They knew what they were getting into.
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u/carolvsmagnvs 3d ago
honestly hard to argue this point when every dethklok show ends pretty much the same way
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u/Sad_Ad8039 LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN 💥 3d ago
Klokateers are, first and foremost, employees of Dethklok. They can range from equipment techs to assassins; and everything in between. If it came down to who is better at their job, I don't think there's a clear answer. More often than not, the Monarch's henchmen are incompetent, lazy slackers who shirk their responsibilities. There are exceptions, of course, like >! Scott Hall !<, 21, 24, and >! the Moppets !<. The Klokateers, on the other hand, are loyal to Dethklok no matter what. I don't remember what episode it was off the top of my head, but during the Klokateer initiation, Facebones mentions that death is an everyday occurrence at Mordland; and that still doesn't stop them from leaving
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