r/videosthatendtoosoon • u/TEA_x_SIPPIN3265 • 24d ago

Full vid out there somewhere

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u/Available-East-7068 23d ago

They can swim. Video ends too soon, they just swim out, they just didn't want to get wet, but they can swim out anytime.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Idk why people think ants can't swim.

They're literally the one being on this planet that has and will continue to outlive everything else until the end.

Roaches ain't got shit on ants.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

And if they cant swim they just turn themselves into a raft.

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u/Double-Risky 22d ago

I think if there's another intelligent life in a million years, ants. Only the Queen's need to be smart.

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u/Lamplorde 21d ago edited 20d ago

That's not how colonies work. Queens are just baby factories that will be killed if they smell funny.

I'm oversimplifying, but while Queens are central to the growth of a hive they aren't "leaders". Ants just kind of do, they don't discuss or have someone tell them what to do. When an Ant finds food, it doesn't tell the Queen, and then she sends out her five best Ants. The Ant just kind of spreads the word and they self-organize.

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u/1Killag123 4d ago

Ants are better than us. Here’s mom, she makes babies, here’s everyone we get food, we all eat, done.

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u/Double-Risky 21d ago

I mean I don't know at all scientifically how that works, but yeah, just fun thought experiment

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u/Flattsace 20d ago

Keith Richard's will outlive em

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u/HackerManOfPast 21d ago

Do they even need to swim? Can’t they just stand up on the surface tension of the water?

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u/OptimalScholar4048 20d ago

Cuz they're black...jk

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u/extrastupidone 19d ago

Still, I wanted them to be reacued

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u/Jonnyabcde 23d ago

It's more likely the ants are trying to trace their breadcrumb trail back to the ranch but the water is stopping them from finding it.

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u/_shesmydisease 23d ago

There was even an Orkin commercial running for a while that pointed out how ants can survive 3 days underwater. Not sure how accurate that is, but it definitely means I wasn't worried about these li'l guys.

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u/YolkSlinger 23d ago

I’ve seen the full video, it’s actually a pregnant woman pissing

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u/JumbledJay 23d ago

She must be well hydrated

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u/FineAliReadIt 23d ago

Damn fuck the cameraman lol

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u/tilli014 24d ago

Kinda fucked ngl

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u/Siliskk 23d ago

Fuck those ants

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u/keylimesicles 23d ago

Those poor fucking ants

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u/RacistJester 23d ago

Those poor little cute bastards

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u/FineAliReadIt 23d ago

I mean if anybody has a dick small enough to, it would be you. 

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 23d ago

Ants are crucial for our ecosystems. They’re older than humans. We need ants.

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u/Siliskk 23d ago

Cry about it its 2 ants

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 23d ago

No crying but you hating on an entire insect species- mad weird behavior. “FuCk ThOsE aNtS” spoken like a true child.

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u/Siliskk 23d ago

Yea “those” ants. That word isnt synonymous for an entire species u freak.

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 23d ago

Real, high-level insults! Way to prove me wrong 🤡

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u/Siliskk 23d ago

Ur whining about ants like its the holocaust, smoke some weed and chill out

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 23d ago

I simply stated ants are important and you got triggered. The receipts are literally up there ☝🏾

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u/Siliskk 23d ago

And who said they werent? 🤓👆

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u/hanwookie 23d ago

"Steve, it's been a pleasure to know you." "You too Cap'n, may I shake your antennae?"

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u/jcriddick137 24d ago

Save themmm

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u/Sagewright 23d ago

Battle Royale: Ant Edition

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u/RAMDOMDUDDS 22d ago

Man, A Bugs Life really ended differently huh

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u/cheesesteakman1 22d ago

embrace it

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u/DiamondhandAdam 22d ago

I feel like they should be able to swim, they do everything else.

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u/Ok-Breadfruit5981 22d ago

NOOOO WHO GOT THE VIDEO

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u/2bornnot2b 23d ago

Sums up my ability to pay for bills as i aged

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u/Graffix77gr556 23d ago

Those poor dudes. To them that was their biblical moment. You bastard

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u/NoobSFAnon 23d ago

r/NoahGetTheBoat pun intended.

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u/Winter-Cold-5177 22d ago

What pun?

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u/NoobSFAnon 22d ago

The sub itself and the boat I'm asking biblical Noah to rescue the ants.

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u/Cream-Upper 23d ago

Final gas circle ⭕️

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u/Odd_Tourist_962 23d ago

Better than the Titanic.

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u/Stunning_Guava_651 23d ago

Is this how aliens view us?

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u/cbj2112 23d ago

Most Miami residents in a few more years

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u/jp847 22d ago

"3PO! 3PO! Shut down the trash compactor!"

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u/mydibz 21d ago

Every single one of us def imagined a unique dialogue and created our own story.

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u/Cold-Source311 21d ago

A) Ants can swim B) Most ants can survive for 8-24 hours by closing their spiracles; some can survive low/no oxygen environments for up to 14 days (Mangrove ants/certain soil ants).

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Dick

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u/TEA_x_SIPPIN3265 20d ago

Your favorite snack

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u/Tiny_Philosopher6178 20d ago

They can swim but the force of water takes them to a different territory with which they're not familiar. That's their fear.

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u/yes4me2 19d ago

A representation of the US economy.

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u/Only_Growth9574 19d ago

Kind of looks like they were saying goodbye to each other at the end.

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u/Samesongandance 19d ago

Wonder what they said to each other?

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u/SSCGentleman 19d ago

They playing Fortnite

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u/PruneNo4964 15d ago

What’s the title of this music in the background pls?

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u/Swimming-Face405 3h ago

When im playing battle royale with my friend then the safe awardsCashit Gambling