r/wallstreetbets • u/wsbapp • Aug 09 '24
Weekend Discussion Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of August 09, 2024
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u/SeaweedOnly7656 fry-making billionaire Aug 12 '24
The only reason Iran hasnt done anything is to make Americans who buy PUTS at open go broke so that they can attack when America IS WEAKENED?
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u/greyenlightenment Aug 12 '24
the only market crashing tonight on perfectly flat futures is of course bitcoin. total crap lol .
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u/FalseMustache Aug 11 '24
Anyone else got Frankenstein bolts on their penis?
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u/whyshw Doesn't know what they're doing Aug 11 '24
Everywhere I look I get the sense that small caps are about to take another beating. I plan to go long IWM if we gap down tomorrow
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u/EmailioAddresstivez Aug 11 '24
The Olympics are over. Parisians can now go back to shitting in the river.
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u/Quickoneonit Aug 11 '24
Bro we really are gonna have a no Tip tax cause trump mentioned it a couple times and Kamala going with it too 
can we do a no trades tax too? :4275:
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u/Rich265 Aug 11 '24
Yeah, anything to incentivize businesses not to pay anyone on the low end a wage. I'll give you a tip. Just stay home and keep your money.
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Aug 11 '24
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u/gamesavor futes are gay Aug 11 '24
Up or down?
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u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose It's not Yogurt Aug 11 '24
probably down imo after August. I'll be mostly shares and leaps or 6 month out at that point, but I think it could also just be very volatile. September is typically a down month, but a lot of times I've seen it just start at the end of Sept and all come down in October instead. That being said Nov and Dec are typically up / but also quiet.
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u/Rich265 Aug 11 '24
Since when is not doing anything an option? If they want war, they'll just saying they did something. They need money to keep the ponzi going, so where can it come from other than war? Why do you think it's just years of people calling for war all over?
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Aug 11 '24
First convince oil futures and commodity traders that study this for a living, follow all the news and manage billions that this is something.
If you can convince them, I'll believe it.
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u/Mike_November7 Aug 11 '24
Anyone in IWM? I feel like it’s the play with CPI
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u/Poopnpunch Poops n Punches Aug 11 '24
IWM is the Trump play tbh... regards getting distracted by DJT when MM totally showed there hand by that early rotation following the assassination attempt and his chances of winning rocketing to a near certainty pre-Kamala.
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u/Mike_November7 Aug 11 '24
lol? No it wasn’t. IWM started its parabolic journey after the June CPI data dropped around July 10th. Went up 5% already before Trump assassinations attempt happened.
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u/Poopnpunch Poops n Punches Aug 11 '24
Tell me you don't understand support/resistance without telling me :4275:
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u/Mike_November7 Aug 11 '24
… your entire claim was that IWM ran because MMs thought Trump would win after the assasination attempt.
News flash. IWM was running before the event catalyst. Now who doesn’t understand support/resistance here?
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u/Poopnpunch Poops n Punches Aug 11 '24
Yes it ran to the resistance it's pinned no less than 5x in the last 3 years... on ever increasing odds that Trump would win (if you recall this week prior was when Democrats started publicly trying to push Biden aside.) The assassination attempt solidified those odds to the point trump WAS looking at a landslide electoral victory and also solidified the push to get Biden out. THIS is when IWM broke out. As soon as Biden stepped down and Kamalas numbers started looking competitive market had to adjust.
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u/Mike_November7 Aug 11 '24
Dude. Please look at the chart before speaking.
IWM broke out before Trump was targeted. This is not that hard.
Also you thinking that IWM depends on Trump is laughable. Small caps are dictated by rates more than presidency. It ran when July CPI came out. Do some research.
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u/Poopnpunch Poops n Punches Aug 11 '24
I mean you're just factually wrong, it broke out over the weekend the daily candle on the 12th is a literal pinbar down from the long standing resistance.
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u/AvocadoPurees Well regarded Aug 11 '24
Hoping Iran will just send another round of drones to show off and that'll be it, I have puts but things are too fked yo, no need for more
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u/surfinbird Lost everything on Anacott Steel Aug 12 '24
he said as he fell/crawled down the stairs and limped into his lambo that he smashed up on the way home
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u/AvocadoPurees Well regarded Aug 11 '24
Gonna need some pros to explain to me how to win at sit in poker, my first time gambling at a casino last night and they robbed my ass 
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Aug 11 '24
Really the way to get better is read as much as you can.
But the 2 best basic tips I ever got was "you only need to be tighter than your table" and "you'll make way more money sitting to the left of aggressive players".
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Aug 11 '24
The best way to win is to play people more regarded than u
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u/Ready2gambleboomer Aug 11 '24
And where do we find such people? Wait, I know there are people here who are more regarded than me...
But...
I mean people that have money. Most of these guys are more broker (sic) than me.
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u/No-Pressure2341 Aug 11 '24
No taxes on tipped income? Why the fuck would servers etc be tax exempt? They already just don't claim most of them. Most of them make bank and still bitch about even 15% tip. Fuck that
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Aug 11 '24
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u/No-Pressure2341 Aug 11 '24
I used to work in a kitchen and the dumb big titted servers would be bitching about only making 100 bucks for their 4 hours shift. This was also 17 years ago when 25 an hour was pretty decent especially for an uneducated 20 year old. Not to mention the big titted servers I knew who worked in nice places who pulled 800 a night on weekends
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u/trainwreck001 Identifies as a Cigarette Boat Aug 11 '24
99% OF COUNTRY CLUBS ARE MADE UP OF PRISON PUNK SNITCHES.
WORDS TO LIVE BY...
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Aug 11 '24
When you get rugged you just say “it is what it is”
When I get rugged I chug 375ml of jack and vigorously beat off till I cry
We are not the same. 
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u/BlackKnightsOptions Aug 11 '24
I love a good chug and tug session
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Aug 11 '24
Love the aroma it leaves in the bedroom after a few hours. The combo of 80 proof and every bodily fluid. Almost makes me forget.
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u/BoneEvasion Aug 11 '24
proud to announce I will be representing America in breakdancing at the Special Olympics in 3 weeks.
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u/greyenlightenment Aug 11 '24
bitcoin dumps no matter what on Sunday, short and make easy $ . futures will be flat or down a little probably. iran not doing anything
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u/Abbb722 Aug 11 '24
Whats the moves for tomorrow??
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u/greyenlightenment Aug 11 '24
buy tech dips
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u/j48u Aug 11 '24
Tech is up on the day, the week, the quarter, and massively up on the year, decade, century, etc. There's no dip.
Or do you mean it will dip tomorrow and then buy EOD?
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u/greyenlightenment Aug 11 '24
if it gaps lower on middle east news i would buy the dip
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u/j48u Aug 11 '24
I don't think anything worse happened in the region since mid last week. Actually Iran takesy backsied their revenge warning.
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u/neverthy Paper hands to till millionaire Aug 11 '24
Congrats who had puts, monday is yours
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u/greyenlightenment Aug 11 '24
no. people are spreading fud based on some stupid tweets
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u/j48u Aug 11 '24
Okay, but what are the tweets about. The average tweet is written by someone with a 75 IQ but that's still better than most news outlets if you can filter the shit.
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u/whyshw Doesn't know what they're doing Aug 11 '24
What an unusually quiet weekend. Cheers to that!
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u/Worth_Swim_3128 Aug 11 '24
Can I just write a book, report some random guy performed a bunch of miracles like raising people from the dead, and then leave it there and hopefully in two thousand years people will worship that man as a god?
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u/SceneSlow2 Future GT3RS Owner Aug 11 '24
Futures (bitcoin) bigly red 
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u/greyenlightenment Aug 11 '24
bitcoin dumps no matter what,. does not mean futures will be red. that is why shorting bitcoin is so profitable
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u/swampassOG Roaring Shitty Aug 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24
sparkle domineering tan upbeat sable punch normal station cooing steer
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u/Fafa0098 Aug 11 '24
Gentleman, I am 29 years old and tonight i have a date with a 42 year old lovely gal, any advice for me :4275:
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u/burrowed_greentext Aug 11 '24
dude let's get this bread I got the same thing tomorrow except 31/48.
in my experiences, which are few but greater than 0, show her off as much as possible. women casually date younger guys to reclaim their own feeling of youth and the hotness of their 20s.
Explicitly introduce her as your date whenever possible, if there's dancing go dance with her, bring her some flowers, kiss her in public. She's probably self conscious that it looks like a mother/son date, and you going out of your way to eliminate that will get you far.
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u/swampassOG Roaring Shitty Aug 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24
historical wistful worm plucky fuzzy sugar berserk cough judicious ten
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u/Phobetos Aug 11 '24
I'm in shambles right now, so scared and fearful
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u/swampassOG Roaring Shitty Aug 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24
soup ripe ten aware quaint ludicrous fuzzy vegetable insurance fuel
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Never back a lion into a corner
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u/burrowed_greentext Aug 11 '24
if the lion backing up in the first place it's cuz he a biiiiiiiitch
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OUCH MY BONE SPURS!!!
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u/StockholmStock Aug 11 '24
Reported for political bullshit
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u/oldwithmold Bye bye ROI😢 Aug 11 '24
Piss off snowflake
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u/StockholmStock Aug 11 '24
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u/oldwithmold Bye bye ROI😢 Aug 11 '24
That’s fine just grow a pair and put up a counter point and not run to mommy and daddy
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u/swampassOG Roaring Shitty Aug 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24
voiceless jobless zesty touch attraction tie society cautious squeeze whistle
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Gollum?
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u/swampassOG Roaring Shitty Aug 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24
mountainous gray wise vegetable smell growth escape vast march merciful
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u/trainwreck001 Identifies as a Cigarette Boat Aug 11 '24
WHENEVER RICH PEOPLE LOSE MONEY THEY CRY AND WANT INVESTIGATIONS
MAN UP YOU BUSSY BISHES 
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u/Ready2gambleboomer Aug 11 '24
$CORN on the slide. I hate when that happens on Sunday. That always brings the young pretty boys out behind the Wendy's dumpster and I don't need the competition.
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u/RagingBearBull "Boobies R Great!" Aug 11 '24
Damn the mirror is my worse enemy.
I already feel bad for the people who look at me ... But I dont want to feel bad about looking at me.
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u/SnowballSnozberry Aug 11 '24
Turn it upside down
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u/sonofalando 👑🐍WSB SNEKGIVER🐍👑 Aug 11 '24
On vacation, but no money to actually vacation
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u/swampassOG Roaring Shitty Aug 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24
humor sand consist murky joke wrench spoon snatch desert squash
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u/Consistent-Platypus3 Greedy regard Aug 11 '24 edited Aug 11 '24
Just take out a small business loan, bruh
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u/BlackBastado-2124 Aug 11 '24
Last Thursday the SPY jumped +2%, because weekly unemployment claims beat by -7,000 fewer claims. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics there are approximately 161.27 million workers in America. So a beat by 7,000 fewer unemployment workers should equal to over 2% jump in the SPY.😂
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u/Sufficient-Contact36 Aug 11 '24
Yep. So fucking regarded lmfao
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u/BlackBastado-2124 Aug 11 '24
7,000 fast food workers should not cause billions of dollars move in the market.
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Well I think it also jumped 2% because it dumped 5% for no fucking reason on Monday
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u/dagowankmaster Anal Enthusiast Aug 11 '24
Ever go to a mall and sit in the lounging area just to feel less lonely but still not say single word to a human being :4275:
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u/WorkingCorrect1062 I Vape and I Vote Aug 11 '24
Which pizza place do you order from usually? Are the chain stores usually trash?
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u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose It's not Yogurt Aug 11 '24
Dominos pan pizza is pretty good, also their cheesy bread.
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u/burrowed_greentext Aug 11 '24
if u r not sober dominos will suffice
if u r sober and over 25 it's unironically worth it making ur own
if u r sober and under 25 dominos will suffice
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u/trainwreck001 Identifies as a Cigarette Boat Aug 11 '24
Sup BISHES... I COME FOR ALL THE NVDA MONIES.
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Aug 11 '24
Bears: It's way too obvious that market will go up from here, which means the opposite will happen. Puts.
Bulls: But it's too obvious that it's too obvious... a lot of people still seem very worried with puts or sitting out. Doesn't that mean choppy but still up?
Like turtles, it's obvious inversions of inversions all the way down.
That's why I just keep adding in bits when VIX goes crazy.
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u/Perryswoman Grade-A Karen Aug 11 '24
Djt puts mango going back to Twitter
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u/Leikster Aug 11 '24
Just gonna keep doubling down on my $10 puts until November. His latest spiral was just *chefs kiss*.
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u/Electrical-Cap-212 Aug 11 '24
If you have kids and you take them to an AirBnb you should be charged with child endangerment
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Mmm yeah if all geopolitical issues could just chill for a week so my calls land that’d be greeeat
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u/Phobetos Aug 11 '24
When people say paper losses I assume they're talking about their paper trades
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u/RagingBearBull "Boobies R Great!" Aug 11 '24
I dont want the stocks to open.
This is mainly because I know the Yen carry thing is finished.
But im worried the Swiss National bank will attack the markets, making me poor
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u/ssralf misses big balls Aug 11 '24
I love how two days can reinvigorate this thread's will to gamble after the usual friday despair 💪 open da casino
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open the casino niggas
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u/wattap Tom Lee is never wrong 🐂 Aug 11 '24
Bears using AI data centers to scan twatter 100 times per second for put validation
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u/Impossible_Way7017 Midlife coper Aug 11 '24
So US just squeaked in a tie with China for Gold…
Red dragon’s rising 🐲
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u/Aggravating_Set6039 Aug 11 '24
BREAKING - Fire spotted burning on the territory of the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant in Ukraine
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u/ChibiMan91 Aug 22 '24
Diamond hands lady boys 💎👏