r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • Mar 03 '25

News Trump Officially Signs 20% Tariffs on China

https://www.barrons.com/news/trump-signs-order-for-20-tariff-on-china-w-house-d6fec57f
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u/meshreplacer Mar 03 '25

Calls on War economy when we tag team with Putin and Invade Mexico Split Canada and Europe in half between US/Russia.

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u/Scaevus Mar 04 '25

When we liberate Greenland Red, White, and Blueland from the oppressive regime of…checks notes…Denmark? The LEGO people?

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u/meshreplacer Mar 04 '25

This is the final plan when all is said and done.

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u/Scaevus Mar 04 '25

Oh no, my king is creepy and weird!

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u/tripleione Mar 04 '25

That statement does absolutely nothing for us to narrow down which quadrant you live in.

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u/Scaevus Mar 04 '25

He’s an emotionally stunted man-child who shouldn’t be trusted to run a lemonade stand, much less a country!

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u/caishaurianne Mar 04 '25

That doesn’t narrow it down.

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u/kenef0 Mar 03 '25

West Coast calls dibs on British Columbia and Baja California! Maybe then we can split

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u/i8noodles Mar 04 '25

most people dont even have a month or 2 of cash on hand. i doubt there are amy people who have 4 years already. unless u talking about food

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u/midnightrambler108 Mar 04 '25

What a guy should really do right now is start a brewery.