Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 07, 2025

[u/wsbapp]

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[u/Cooladil]

Rip to New Yorkers they boutta get their electricity shut from Canada during a recession

[u/RIPPYGOD1]

Lmao NQ daily chart looks FAKE straight fucking abyss sell off

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

How to buy calls on Russian stock market

[u/kamikassze]

big green weekly dildo

[u/AvocadoPurees]

God, it's bearish here. Hit us with some more bad news tomorrow and pump it up to bring balance to nature

[u/Awesome____Sauce]

green by morning

[u/yaboisthename → u/Awesome____Sauce]

Ima fuck ninja and not many people understand that

[u/One_Big2047]

SPY going to 500 before this shit turns around again

[u/Chumpleshitskin]

MSTR 1 week 300p owners who bought before the last half hour on Friday are uncontrollably jizzing themselves right now.

[u/Chumpleshitskin]

Hodlers in tears

[u/Aggravating_Ad_8453]

Don't try to open your account tomorrow if you not buy some puts. God bless America.

[u/Aggravating_Ad_8453]

[u/Resident_Plum5581]

most obvious green by open ive ever seen

[u/XNumba1StunnaX]

So Green day tomorrow, Futures have been a lie for weeks now.

[u/find_your_zen → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, I'm gonna tap regular God for this one too.

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Burn baby burn

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Anoos

[u/HankAtGlobexCorp]

This is a comment expressing positive sentiment towards market forces and an expression of intent to invest in this market given current circumstances wholeheartedly. Go America, everything is stable and great again, again.

[u/Ok-Charge1983 → u/HankAtGlobexCorp]

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

This will be THE fastest and most gut wrenching bear market in the history of the mankind

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Hahahahahahhahaha bagholders 🩸🩸🩸 bloodbath resumes, what did I tell ya

Now run for the fucking hills

[u/MarginCalledManager]

Trump dump to start the night LMAOOOOOOOOO

[u/BigC_Gang]

Ending any sentence with “you pussy” makes it a good insult you pussy.

[u/yaboisthename → u/BigC_Gang]

My pussy hurtin you pussy

[u/MillennialDeadbeat]

There's actually some strong reasons to be bullish at current support levels. A correction within a bull market is natural, healthy, and expected.

Bottom could actually be in. So... actually calls.

[u/MillennialDeadbeat → u/[deleted]]

I'm just deluding myself

[u/Shepherd0fSouls]

Buying $6K deep ITM SPY puts at 4:13 Friday never felt so good

[u/Unh0lyCatf1sh]

we have reached a point in history where the US is more willing to open up trade negotiations with the Democratic Republic of Congo than their ally to the immediate north

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Get short or get skullfucked

[u/SteveStacks]

Crypto upgraded to bag holders.

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Get ready for gaping

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Crypto bros LMFAO

[u/DrummerCompetitive20]

Has anyone gotten laid off yet?

[u/DrummerCompetitive20]

Can't wait to see how much my tsla puts are worth at open

[u/Mast3rfinish25]

Holy moly

https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1898829834685501936?s=46&t=t-Obqj53OglTbZRvS9y9rg

25% tariffs on electricity on New York electricity from Canada

Reverse brrrt

[u/jglhk → u/Mast3rfinish25]

Begun the trade wars has. 

[u/nevergonnastawp]

Canada will have a new unelected prime minster by the end of day today because our laws are weird and i dont understand how they work

[u/breakthebookie → u/nevergonnastawp]

Surely though it prevents crazies from assuming power thru populism?

[u/nevergonnastawp → u/breakthebookie]

Idk, maybe, I don't understand how they work.

[u/Bigboitaby]

Meat in hand what should I watch boys?

[u/Aivoke_art → u/Bigboitaby]

your puts

[u/EZ_PZ_LM_SQ_ZE]

Trump was asked if he would actually go through with 500% lumber tariffs by a reporter.

Bro just responded with “wood”.

Fuck I should be holding puts rn

[u/TurielD → u/EZ_PZ_LM_SQ_ZE]

With those answers you can't tell if he's trying to send some kind of message or if it's just brain damage.

[u/HankAtGlobexCorp → u/TurielD]

Yes.

[u/LoosePussyLucy]

Honestly btc is the China news play now… China banned it so it couldn’t complete its cycle last time… let’s see this time

[u/[deleted] → u/LoosePussyLucy]

Drop the narrative that past performance will continue based on some "cycle" that occurred when the government was giving away free money to buy some brand new speculative asset that has 1000X'd since them.

[u/Mikey3107]

Almost pre market time, hope we make a couple thousands this week 💵💰GL to you all MF’s!

[u/Individual_1ne]

47 days in office and 13 rounds of golf. He's going to blow all of Elons savings in 1 year at his own golf resorts.

[u/DefinitelyNotTheCIA → u/Individual_1ne]

You meant "savings"

[u/Individual_1ne → u/DefinitelyNotTheCIA]

It's more like a liquidation really... because we'll pay 3x as much once the lawsuits settle.

[u/DefinitelyNotTheCIA → u/Individual_1ne]

The art of the deal

[u/Ethereal_Chittering]

Trump lumber tariffs confirmed starting April 2nd. Buckle up for tomorrow! Literally nothing to signal buys but you know how stupid this market is. Russia still attacking Ukraine too. Nothing good.

[u/yaboisthename → u/Ethereal_Chittering]

Anything can be good bub just the way you look at it.. 

[u/EZ_PZ_LM_SQ_ZE]

BTC just going to bounce off the 3 month 200ma again? Or is this time different.

[u/Aivoke_art → u/EZ_PZ_LM_SQ_ZE]

who even looks at 3 months ma?

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

BTC down 3 grand. ES lock limit down incoming

[u/cinJESUS]

initially BTC was intended to decentralize, now crypto bros want BTC to be centralized as possible 🤣🤣🤣

[u/TheRootOfMostEvil → u/cinJESUS]

The problem I see with crypto is the ladder down effect. Some people make off with bank. Then there are people who are willing to sell for relatively higher or relatively lower than what they paid for it. There’s also people all the way down the ladder that are willing to sell it for much higher or much lower than they paid for it. Selling effect triggers emotional responses all the way down the ladder. Smart people don’t hold crypto unless they have it for a VERY good price.

[u/printscreenshot → u/cinJESUS]

It was 10% tech, 90% get 10 20 100 baggers as fast as possible.

[u/Mikey3107 → u/cinJESUS]

Crypto bros dont know shit, why do you think it is crashing?

[u/TheRootOfMostEvil → u/cinJESUS]

“Trust me bro. It’s the future”

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Bears want America to be stronger. That's why they Support tariffs

[u/SpinachInquisitors]

BTC ATH this week honestly

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Wait till drill baby starts 💪💯💪

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

500% tariffs on Canadian lumber. lock limit down incoming

[u/NewLifeInAfghanistan]

Money can be neither created nor destroyed, but arrives precisely when it means to.

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Where are all the bulls hiding

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/Open-Yak-3708]

Yes bro yes

[u/Open-Yak-3708 → u/Inverse_wsb22]

There u are. How's Wendy's bro

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/Open-Yak-3708]

Better than your mom Wendy

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

He is the best deal maker gullible bulls. Don't worry if your FD account is imploding. It will make America stronger. Don't be so damn selfish

[u/broke_person]

Go stream Mayhem by Gaga. Thanks

[u/TheDiligentDog]

What would you say is the single most important factor for the future of American prosperity?

"With your permission, I'll name 2 things. One is, I think we need to just remember that we have this dynamic, innovative, flexible, adaptable economy (more so than other countries). And this is the big reason why our economy has come through so well. The other thing I'll point to, for the US is, really since WW2, US has been the indispensable nation supporting and defending democracy, security arrangements, economic arrangements. We've been the leading voice on that and it's clear that the world wants that. And I would want the US to know.., people in the US to know that this has BENEFITED OUR COUNTRY ENORMOUSLY. THIS BENEFITS OUR ECONOMY SO MUCH TO HAVE THIS ROLE."

• JPOW, 2024

Well, well, well :4275:

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/TheDiligentDog]

Thank you chatgpt

[u/TheDiligentDog → u/Inverse_wsb22]

Don't forget to write your comment again because I'll be posting it into the newest thread too!

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/TheDiligentDog]

Okay chatgpt

[u/WeaknessEmergency]

Wopwopwopwop Don fuk us up!

[u/Worth_Swim_3128]

When bottom?

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/Worth_Swim_3128]

Yes

[u/Open-Yak-3708 → u/Worth_Swim_3128]

4 days, 5500 spx

[u/No-Pizza655 → u/Open-Yak-3708]

it’s going to 5000 tmr not fucking 4 days

[u/Open-Yak-3708 → u/No-Pizza655]

Nope

[u/VOO_bull_forever]

FUCK BERS

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/VOO_bull_forever]

Great, you added great value here today, now go and sleep

[u/TheRootOfMostEvil]

I have a theory there’s going to be a spike in blood pressure meds over the next 4 years. How do I capitalize on that?

[u/Open-Yak-3708 → u/TheRootOfMostEvil]

Pfizer

[u/LineReact0r1 → u/TheRootOfMostEvil]

Buy calls on funeral service companies.

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/TheRootOfMostEvil]

Die next month you don’t have to buy blood pressure meds you’ll save money

[u/NewLifeInAfghanistan]

Sometimes me and the boys play a little game called 'hide the bezzle'. We pump the stock market to euphoric heights and hold it there until complacency takes root and the rubes believe it to be normal. Then we rip the fucking bezzle out of their ass so hard they look like Mr. Hands and we all walk away billionaires.

[u/RedditAddict6942O]

Bought puts... Will they print?

[u/Ethereal_Chittering → u/RedditAddict6942O]

There’s a solid chance!

[u/Open-Yak-3708 → u/RedditAddict6942O]

Yes 💯

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/RedditAddict6942O]

No strategy no knowledge just buy and pray

[u/Skd98012]

Some regard here said deez, what’s that?

[u/AutoModerator → u/Skd98012]

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[u/Open-Yak-3708]

fentanyl bear market doom (FBMD)

[u/Embarrassed-Row2262]

Is there a chicks in the golf gallery wearing short skirts porn?

[u/Ethereal_Chittering → u/Embarrassed-Row2262]

Pond scum

[u/MyCactusTeacher → u/Embarrassed-Row2262]

Why do you need this?

[u/Embarrassed-Row2262 → u/MyCactusTeacher]

Reasons

[u/hvnwntw8 → u/[deleted]]

cuz nobody listens to techno

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/[deleted]]

Yes

[u/MyCactusTeacher → u/[deleted]]

Bald

[u/2407Chris]

ok having listened to nutlick the only money is puts now

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Imagine thinking 2022 bull market will last for a decade like 2009 and not dumping spx at 6166

[u/VisualMod → u/[deleted]]

Ban Bet Created: /u/Easy_Use6299 bet PLTR goes from 84.86 to 99.0 before 14-Mar-2025 04:00 PM EDT

Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

Join WSB Discord

[u/donib11]

Anyone else just been waiting for futures to open for the last eight hours

[u/Open-Yak-3708 → u/donib11]

Yes but last hour not 8

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/donib11]

No

[u/surmoiFire]

money that can be printed digitally can also be destroyed through individual’s stock account

[u/Saeonic]

Taco mission accomplished, time to get snuggly in bed, you know if you eat a burrito, which is stuff in a wrap, you become an even bigger burrito by definition, the more you know

[u/Berbollah]

wen selloff

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/Berbollah]

Yes

[u/x2eliah]

Welp, it's that time to start googling youtube videos for cabbage soup recipes.

[u/Skd98012 → u/x2eliah]

You guys are having soup?

I’m dipping bread in water after my cat ran out of wet food

[u/Happy_Discussion_536 → u/x2eliah]

To save money and buy very close to the bottom.

[u/Skd98012]

Can we have massive discounts on everything except the stock market where my life savings lie thank you very much

[u/Foreign-Coconut3500 → u/Skd98012]

You're doing it wrong.

[u/Ok_Claim_6870 → u/Skd98012]

Your inverse wish has been granted

[u/Jimbeauxer]

Remember. A decent ass beats a perfect set of tits 100 times out of 100. It’s just science.

[u/MillennialDeadbeat → u/Jimbeauxer]

[u/Skd98012 → u/Jimbeauxer]

True. But tiddies are mostly genetic while ass can be built.

Therefore the chest is a better long-term investment. It even pays dividends after a certain point too

[u/brucekeller → u/Jimbeauxer]

Posterior chain gang!

[u/Foreign-Coconut3500 → u/[deleted]]

hell no

[u/gainsusmaximus]

Then we will fight in the shade

[u/Hasage]

The weekends more than halfway over, and none of you fkers have posted a quality DD. I know one of you sick fks is sitting on something you'll post after the ticker has moved 50%+

[u/[deleted] → u/Hasage]

Buy SQQQ. All the gains QQQ got from globalization for the past 30 years are about to be reversed.

[u/__Shadowman__ → u/Hasage]

[u/This_Possible_3942]

Has anyone ever listened to "trading fraternity' guy during market open? Dude is a major bellend if you ask me

[u/Foreign-Coconut3500 → u/This_Possible_3942]

[u/CoolWerewolf]

ALL-TIME HIGHS BY EOW

[u/CoolRoutine8079]

I’m in the camp that a bounce is coming this week…

[u/MillennialDeadbeat → u/CoolRoutine8079]

Rebound time. Load the calls boy-ohs!

[u/faxanaduu → u/CoolRoutine8079]

Last week I knew we'd have at least 2 pump days. We had one, almost 2 (fri). Im more bullish on this week but i think we'll end spy negative.... But nasdaq i think will start rebounding (tech/mag).... But slightly.

I also think to start the week cash might flow from btc/crypto to stocks. But im not sure if that will matter much.

The wild card part is 🥭 opening his mouth and the increasing evidence of the damage he's done. Plus the gov shutdown.

Fun times.

[u/printscreenshot → u/faxanaduu]

Then 🥭 starts yapping, tarrif the whole world 2000%.

[u/faxanaduu → u/printscreenshot]

Definitely the wild card. One day the hamberders are gonna take care of him.

[u/ValuingNormal92]

What we thinking about NVIDIA?

[u/Gelomaniac → u/ValuingNormal92]

NVDBYE

[u/GiveMeFreedomOrLoL]

Puts or calls, what’s your end goal when futures opens

[u/Inverse_wsb22 → u/GiveMeFreedomOrLoL]

I wake up around 5 am and check 1m 5m 1h charts and decide, you never know what you’ll see early morning

I buy multiple puts and calls same day

[u/byggusdikkus → u/[deleted]]

Bold move cotton, let’s see how it turns out for him after our next commercial break! Will the meme lords take the day and give this highly regarded individual a giant plate of tendies, or will logic and reason and the fact that he’s investing in a company that should be valued lesser than Toyota and produces more bullshit than a literal bull prevail?!

[u/DrummerCompetitive20 → u/[deleted]]

Wait for $120

[u/Cut_Copies]

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke

[u/31andnotdone]

the greatest luxury of having grown children is when they can pump your gas for you and you can be the car princess once again.

[u/Foreign-Coconut3500 → u/31andnotdone]

well you're not from oregon huh

[u/Jimbeauxer → u/31andnotdone]

Two types of ppl in the world. Those that pump gas, those that pump ass

[u/NoCollegeKids → u/31andnotdone]

C’mon dad, please stop saying that.

[u/Veiller6]

!banbet

[u/VisualMod → u/Veiller6]

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 100.0 before 05-Apr-2025 05:31 PM -05

[u/SpruceJuice5 → u/VisualMod]

Could see it happening tbf

[u/d33p7r0ubl3 → u/VisualMod]

[u/Open-Yak-3708]

Nutlick defends tariffs and says this is how u run America

U know what that means, right, gullible bulls. Kiss your FDs acct goodbye 😆😆😆

[u/Skd98012]

lol @ strange hetero permabull creatures saying the market is oversold.

You weren’t born when we had the last circuit breaker 5 years ago weren’t you

[u/Marketgoingup]

Guys how do I win u/31andnotdone back?

[u/d33p7r0ubl3 → u/Marketgoingup]

CEO of incels right here

[u/Skd98012 → u/Marketgoingup]

Have an intimate session with her husband/bf/father

[u/31andnotdone → u/Marketgoingup]

i saw what you did with WHY CORIA

[u/Marketgoingup → u/31andnotdone]

……. I’m sorry.

[u/31andnotdone → u/Marketgoingup]

[u/Marketgoingup → u/31andnotdone]

I’m being gaslit with double standards….

[u/x2eliah → u/Marketgoingup]

... do a Luigi?

[u/Saeonic → u/Marketgoingup]

0dte her heart bro

[u/short_it_81]

Manga man's shtick is saving the economy, but the economy was just chugging along and being fairly resilient before he got into office, so in order to save it he has to destroy it first. He's using the chess pieces as butt plugs.