r/wallstreetbets • u/dondeismycasa • 26d ago

Gain TSLA Puts 90k to 609k

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u/haterake 26d ago

Did you even say thank you to Elon?

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u/Full_Steak_9965 26d ago

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u/Wsbkingretard 26d ago

E.T. Phone home

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u/1SqkyKutsu 24d ago

He sent him a tesla years ago

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u/CitizenLohaRune 26d ago

You are committing a crime!!!

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u/IceCoughy 26d ago

This Elon was replaced by a lizard person back in 2019 it's true look it up

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 26d ago

say thank you to the opposite side of that trade:

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u/Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp 26d ago

Wow candid Dan Ives shot!

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u/celestisdiabolus 26d ago

the CBOE should allow mutual combat between me and whoever was on the other end of my trade when I end up losing

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u/k897098 26d ago

The dudes brought at $400+

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u/brtb9 23d ago

The opposite side of that trade is why we do it.

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u/afraternityman 26d ago

If you were on the opposite side of that trade, that’s on you buddy.

Tesla has actually never made money…. It has value in the same way a meme coin does - bc you think it does.

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u/Kvlt45_CS 26d ago

Interesting...

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u/paladeeen 26d ago

!!!

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u/waavysnake 26d ago

Looking into it

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u/Unlucky-Position-16 26d ago

Wow

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u/zephyrs85 Going ALL IN on everything! 26d ago

Big if true

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u/FriskyCobra86 26d ago

Breaking News: The entire US government buys TSLA per Elon DOGE guidance

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u/ToasterBathTester 26d ago

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u/Aggravating-Top558 26d ago

This was definitely before he prayed the gay away... 🤔

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u/ToasterBathTester 26d ago

When you meet Peter Thiel in a men’s toilet

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u/Chemical-Cellist1407 26d ago

No, and I bet he doesn’t even own a suit.

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u/Razzmuffin 26d ago

Tracing.

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u/Firecoso 26d ago

Tracing the line on the graph till I reach the bottom of the whiteboard

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u/gomezer1180 26d ago

Ooohhh yeaaahhh hit that sell button. You know you want to hit that sell button.

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u/EkruGold 26d ago

Maybe not a 'thank you', but I'm sure there's a different gesture Elon would be more appreciative of.

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u/patrickswayzemullet Wants to cramer my pants 26d ago

My puts go out to u

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u/SuperRayGun666 26d ago

How do I do this.  How do I short Tesla. 

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u/havnar- 26d ago

I don’t think it’s in the cards

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u/AdventurousAge450 26d ago

While wearing a suit of course

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u/sloshymage 26d ago

How about thank you to me?

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u/Fukarund 25d ago

Tracing…