r/wallstreetbets • u/dondeismycasa • 26d ago

Gain TSLA Puts 90k to 609k

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u/555-Rally 26d ago

Oh I can think of a few, not going to give them any more ideas.

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u/INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER 26d ago

I'm gonna tempt them.

Launch. The. Nukes.

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u/olav471 26d ago

Can't have a market crash if there is no market.

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u/seaQueue 26d ago

But we're not into hurricane season yet

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u/gabu87 26d ago

At themselves?

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u/TheShadow2024 26d ago

pretty sure only two other things: 1. a land war in Asia 2. going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/somesketchykid 26d ago

Inconceivable

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u/Diligent_Promise_844 26d ago

Unemployed? In Greenland??