r/wallstreetbets • u/wsbapp • 21d ago
Weekend Discussion Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 14, 2025
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u/purplebatsquatch221 19d ago
Shorting btc in 40 mins
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u/trumpdiego Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica 19d ago
Everybody knows you don’t short btc until 9:30 am est
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u/purplebatsquatch221 19d ago
Yea I’m down 40k :(
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u/trumpdiego Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica 19d ago
You got this
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u/purplebatsquatch221 19d ago
Down 150k now
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u/trumpdiego Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica 17d ago
hopefully you didnt get liquidated and made it all back?
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u/purplebatsquatch221 17d ago
I’m down 1.3m
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u/trumpdiego Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica 17d ago
well, it's only a Porsche 918 Spyder on the bright side
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u/purplebatsquatch221 17d ago
It’s 3m now bro
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u/trumpdiego Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica 17d ago
what's a bugatti anyways, $20k oil changes are wack
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u/AvocadoPurees Well regarded 19d ago
Slight green and flat low volume at best tomorrow, no way this shit crashes back down right away
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u/MillennialDeadbeat 19d ago
Yep. Gotta crush all the puts first before going back down. They changed the pattern on Friday by pumping market immediately from market open with virtually no dips.
We're not going into an expected crash.
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u/theperezident94 19d ago
I mean, when the Treasury Secretary of the US comes out and says “there are no guarantees there won’t be a recession”, that doesn’t scream 
to me 
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u/Lord_Tywin_Goldstool 19d ago
Being cautious is bullish. All past recessions happened when the government at the time was caught off guard.
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u/king_of_trader 19d ago
!banbet QUBT 6 5d
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u/hey_thatsme21 19d ago
What makes you think this? I have no position just generally curious
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u/king_of_trader 19d ago
D-Wave (qbts) claimed last week they achieved "computational supremancy" but experts have doubs about it. Just looked up and found an article about it
The news about computational supremancy was the reason for the rise of some other quantum computing stocks, including qubt. D-Wave claims are also not about real quantum computing but just about annealing. I often watch Martin Shkrelis livestream where he goes into quantum stocks and why he's shorting them. In case of ionq, he said that their technical solution doesn't scale. As a Shkrelian I consider him trustworthy..
So there is not really any progress from these companies, it still doesn't work and there is still no application in sight which could work within the next 5-10 years.
qubt is imho the worst of these quantum companies, so I bought puts after the rise.
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u/Mister_Meeseeks_ Drives a Rivian 19d ago
They doubled on vaporware. I'm buying calls and puts, its just too juicy not to
Edit: i was thinking of QBTS
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 19d ago
Ban Bet Created: /u/king_of_trader bet QUBT goes from 7.25 to 6.0 before 21-Mar-2025 04:49 PM EDT
Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses.
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u/Maximumm_Drawdowns 19d ago
Currently drinking a hibiscus and rose soda, and it’s lovely.
Hope this marker doesn’t force me to be a 🌈🐻for too much longer though
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u/ScrewChaseBank All I want for Christmas is a Santa Rally 🎅🏻🎄☃️ 19d ago
Bers: the great UPVOOTERSSSSS
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u/ScrewChaseBank All I want for Christmas is a Santa Rally 🎅🏻🎄☃️ 19d ago
Bers… upvooting one another won’t stop you from getting BTFO from buying puts at the bottom 
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u/LockedIn2024 💰 19d ago
here’s a good indicator for yall fat redditors
if every bearish comment in here is getting huge upvotes it means we’re going to pump until this sub learns its lesson
you’re welcome
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u/paradox60660 19d ago
!banbet BTC 85000 1d
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 19d ago
Ban Bet Created: /u/paradox60660 bet BTC goes from 37.45 to 85000.0 before 17-Mar-2025 04:34 PM EDT
Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses.
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u/BushLov3r Stuffs hairy muff 19d ago
Too many people still holding puts, theta day at worst, medium green at best
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u/rubsdikonxpensivshit 19d ago
If we have a recession before inflation is tamed and rates have come down that means jpow failed at creating a soft landing 
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u/LoosePussyLucy 19d ago
Hookers are gonna use robotaxi like crazy to suk dicks
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u/Memeseek69 19d ago
Can double business by sucking dick in the taxi
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19d ago
Elon seems to have the same magic power (Kompromat), over 🥭 as Putin does, so that won't happen.
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u/Mister_Meeseeks_ Drives a Rivian 19d ago
After how he turned on Mike Pence I'm shocked anyone wants to get close to him
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u/anewatom 19d ago
Already know the deal. Shitty price action until fed wednesday. First move is fake 
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u/iWolfeeelol 19d ago
!banbet TSLA 220 1W
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 19d ago
Ban Bet Created: /u/iWolfeeelol bet TSLA goes from 249.82 to 220.0 before 23-Mar-2025 04:02 PM EDT
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
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u/aaapod 19d ago
!banbet
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 19d ago
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 210.0 before 18-Mar-2025 05:46 PM -05
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u/jasperCrow 19d ago
!banbet
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u/Individual_Group_496 19d ago
!banbet
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 19d ago
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 210.0 before 21-Mar-2025 03:50 PM -05
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 19d ago
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 210.0 before 19-Mar-2025 07:27 AM -05
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 19d ago
Ban Bet Created: /u/Hocari- bet TSLA goes from 249.82 to 240.0 before 23-Mar-2025 04:00 PM EDT
Their record is 9 wins and 7 losses.
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u/IllusionaryHaze 19d ago
If you're buying tesla calls, you really are regarded 
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u/MyCactusTeacher 19d ago
Regardedly genius because TSLA is going back to 500
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u/a_human_21 19d ago
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u/Open-Yak-3708 19d ago
Effin MSNBC is biggest fear mongerer. Selling Total doom and gloom 24/7 while bears puts keep printing like a mofo
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u/BooBrew32 19d ago
Mango: (points at globe) What country is this?
WH Aide: Burkina Faso?
Mango: Good, let's announce tariffs on it.
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u/learningorsomething 19d ago
A robotaxi dispensary service that drives you around while you blaze called Hotbox.
When are we thinking usa legalizes weed?
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u/NineAsiansAtSubway 19d ago edited 19d ago
I got like 2500 long term 2000 short term NVDA shares. What do you folks advise I do to get to around 3-5 mil by 2027
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u/d33p7r0ubl3 Positions or ban 19d ago
I was thinking about opening up an MSTR short but decided against it. Maybe puts were indeed the play 
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u/billyb26 19d ago
I already know 🥭’s phone is staring at him like the fucking green goblin mask
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u/Me-Regarded 19d ago
Three shits today so far. A fish fry, multiple burgers and beer. The smell is unbelievable, its been fermenting for days
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u/BooBrew32 19d ago
Mango: Big men have come up to me, with tears in their eyes, and said, "Sir, you are a fucking imbecile." True story.
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u/InverseMySuggestions 19d ago
🌽 needs to pick a direction
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u/hey_thatsme21 19d ago
Why do I see so many people mention corn? Are there really that many people investing in corn on WSB or is this code for something I'm too dumb to understand
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u/Mister_Meeseeks_ Drives a Rivian 19d ago
It's bitcoin don't feel bad it took me like 2 weeks to figure it out and I didn't have the balls to ask
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u/TotalRisk519 19d ago
Crypto markets are down this must be a sign. Tesla has to be at 200
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u/Ok_Cry7572 WAH WAH WAHHHHH 19d ago
How would that translate to TSLA being at $200 lol
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u/modder9 19d ago
You dickride TSLA this hard and don’t even listen to their earnings calls? You’re so fucking stupid it hurts
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u/Ok_Cry7572 WAH WAH WAHHHHH 19d ago
You're just make assumptions at this point. I know they hold Bitcoin
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u/TotalRisk519 19d ago
crypto markets down usually that means the overall market is down which means Tesla is down which means Tesla sucks which means Tesla is at 200 basically basically yeah yeah
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u/modder9 19d ago
Saylor packing his suitcases this weekend like :4275:
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u/Open-Yak-3708 19d ago
Tom Lee,
yardeni
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and rest of fast money permabulls on CNbs cucked u baggies
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u/Onnimation 19d ago edited 19d ago
Nothing against bulls here but if you're betting on TSLA going back above 300, maybe re-evaluate your positions. Don't just depend on the news to see what's really going on with this company. A lot of people who drive Teslas are getting terrorized so bad, even my neighbor a couple of blocks down from me got their roof and windows smashed during daytime. If you value your life, maybe trade your car for Rivian or something else. This will tell you a lot where this company is heading, all the signs are there.
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u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL 19d ago
calls on auto insurances then
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u/Jealous_Macaron_5338 Buys puts and cries daily 🥺 19d ago
Wouldn’t it be puts?
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u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL 19d ago
Increased perception of risk = tesla owners seek more comprehensive insurance coverage
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u/3984PerDay 19d ago
More claims = less profit, so it’s probably a wash.
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u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL 19d ago
What you see on the news is going to be much much worse than reality. There is going to be less vandalism than what most people think. Insurance companies thrive on fears like these
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u/CDulst 19d ago
I actually think 🌽 is done for now. I don't see a recovery any time soon.
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u/Me-Regarded 19d ago
After like 15 years of corn being useless...WHY do people still buy it? Im so damn confused why it's not at $0
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u/ProfessionOk7962 19d ago
there was some noise about china buying and some noise about usa buying, but i expect they worn out their pump-and-dump base.
some regard's building a "bitcoin mine" in my city, i'm sure Saudi Arabia still needs it to pay for Neom, i think the long-term is still up. support was at like 73ish last i checked
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u/Life-Industry-1131 close the fucking door 19d ago
War with Iran sponsored by Israel is in bright flashing lights now. If you can’t see it you need glasses
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u/ProfessionOk7962 19d ago
can you sell us the glasses or point us in the right direction
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u/Life-Industry-1131 close the fucking door 19d ago
Middle eastern aggression is only being fueled not dissolved. The U.S being a pitch back machine to the stones they throw at it, zero diplomatic response to Yemens issues (sponsored by Iran) only aggression
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 19d ago
Ban Bet Lost
/u/Gnargoyle420 made a bet that QQQ would go to 504.0 within 6 days when it was 473.052 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 37 losses
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