r/wallstreetbets • u/ShirlLotJack • 22d ago

News [Fortune] Elon Musk's Tesla reportedly halts Cybertruck deliveries as owners complain of metal sides falling off

https://fortune.com/2025/03/14/elon-musk-tesla-cybertruck-delivery-halt-owners-complain-of-metal-sides-falling-off/
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u/yes_ur_wrong 22d ago

its not a car company its a shitruck company

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u/frigoffbearb 22d ago

There’s a shitruck barreling down the highway Randy Bo Bandy and the sides are fallin’ off my boy. Where’s my liquor?

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u/mrs_fartbar 22d ago

Mr Lahey! Not another night of the shit abyss, PLEASE!!!

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u/MusicianNo2699 20d ago

Greasy.....

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u/gwdope 22d ago

Swashitruck

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u/shwarma_heaven 22d ago

It's a Roman Truck company....

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u/TheDevilintheDark its not hair gel, its semen (6 mens worth) 22d ago

Nero has returned! 🔥

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u/Kalavazita 22d ago

Wankpanzer

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u/johnnybiggles 22d ago

SS trashcan with a battery.

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u/BotheredToResearch 21d ago

100% Elon Musk drew this after seeing Back the Future and never forgot how many people laughed at him. Probably called it the X-Mobile.

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u/michaelaguerriero 22d ago

Haha, sh*truck company, that's a good one! Sounds like they still have some kinks to work out with that thing, huh?

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u/Faxon 22d ago

Remember when they were bragging about the model X being able to tow a falcon 9 after demonstrating it? Remember how people towing with the cybertruck at its rated weight limit were literally breaking the frame? They fucking cut ALL the corners on this thing lol