r/wallstreetbets • u/wsbapp • 14d ago
Weekend Discussion Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 21, 2025
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u/IndependentUsual7444 legally blind 12d ago
YouTube algorithm is prioritizing shorts way too easily. Stay in your lane
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u/Professional_Con_007 Unprofessional Degen 12d ago
Up down sideways I just want this market to open already so I can trade it
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u/yushey__ 🦘 Kang Gang Took My Money 12d ago
It’s too bearish in here today .
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u/Happy_Discussion_536 12d ago
If they are, they're fucked.
We're definitely still in a bull market.
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u/sonofalando 👑🐍WSB SNEKGIVER🐍👑 12d ago
Played Vicky 3 last night and managed to bankrupt the country in 10 years. 10/10 most realistic game 
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u/Objective-Muffin6842 12d ago
Can't wait for every to shit their pants over futes that don't matter anyway.
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u/Guilty-Deer-2147 12d ago
I'm a ber at heart but I've made a profit just scalping calls every single day
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u/Strange-Ad420 12d ago
despite all the problems America has it still way better to live in than 3rd world countries like india
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u/nyse25 12d ago
how would you know? you'd have to leave your mother's basement to explore the world
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u/Strange-Ad420 12d ago
stop projecting lil bro
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u/nyse25 12d ago
holy irony
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u/Strange-Ad420 12d ago
you're looking at an old thread lil bro get a life
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u/nyse25 12d ago
I mean you're still replying so clearly seems you care. Your "lil bros" have no power here silly degenerate gambler.
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u/Strange-Ad420 12d ago
did I say anything about caring? why bring it up? keep projecting you just proved me right clown
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u/Strange-Ad420 12d ago
be glad you weren't born in a warzone, go check out combat footage and think maybe things aren't so bad 
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u/FuckElonMuskkk 12d ago
I remember once bitching about ground beef prices or some shit and someone told me to find a butcher. Then some Ukrainian guy commented "wow I wish I could go to the butcher but mine got bombed last week" and I was like Holy fuck I'm privileged af
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u/billyd1984texas 12d ago
Flew back late from Newport Rhode Island. Working off that Italian food and booze at golds.
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u/surmoiFire selective memory loss 12d ago
is it okay to stare at yoga pant butt right in front of you at escalator? ask for a friend you know
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u/MoneyPrinter135 12d ago
When are we getting Joe and 🥭 emojis here, especially need an emoji with 🥭's bewildered face that's been memed recently during one of the past debates 
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u/Ok-Dust76 12d ago
A family friend in their 60s owns a 1.8 million dollar house, has like 3 million invested, and drives a fricking Ford taurus wagon as their car. And yet ppl in my complex rent a shitty 1 b 1bath apartment and are financing 100k cars to look rich 🤔
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u/JaysonBrown 12d ago
It’s not always to look rich. Everything is fucked. A lot of people will never be able to get approved for a house, but they can get an AMG Benz. So why not get it?
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u/LasyKuuga 12d ago
WSB kinda chill rn.
So I assume 🥭 didn’t say something regarded
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u/fenriswulfwsb 12d ago
It's like the Earth starts to heal as long as the ballgag stays in his mouth.
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u/BooBrew32 12d ago
Me (an intellectual): lol ber
Stupid ber: (downvotes, somehow gets his money back)
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u/SensationalSeas 12d ago
Ex con near me was giving a speech about how finding Jesus in Prison helped with his anger issues.
So i asked him him what Jesus was in for
And he got angry.
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u/BushLov3r Stuffs hairy muff 12d ago
Tesla is in the gather more exit liquidity phase and people gonna short it rn on the way up
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u/Foreign-Coconut3500 12d ago
If TEzZLer = bad
Can we go back to driving big Deezel trucks?
I'm fuckin down.
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u/modder9 12d ago
What ever happened to biodiesel?
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u/dasboot523 12d ago
Oil proved to be basically unlimited so no need to waste money converting corn into biofuel
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u/BooBrew32 12d ago
If Elon is proof-positive that you don't have to be smart to be rich, why is WSB so poor?
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u/Im_ur_Uncle_ 5708C - 14S - 3 years - 0/0 12d ago
Cause we didn't have a rich daddy who owns blood diamond mines in Africa
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u/fenriswulfwsb 12d ago
This was actually disproven I believe. Daddy sold a plane for emeralds which got embellished to owning a diamond mine. Still strongly dislike him though.
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u/Ok-Dust76 12d ago
KFC now charging $4.65 for a single drumstick of chicken. Clown world
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u/Sandyboy1166 12d ago
Saw somewhere the McDonald’s hashbrown is now $3.49 which meant that federal minimum wage is 2 hashbrowns an hour lol
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u/Ok-Dust76 12d ago
No one is dumb enough to work for 7.25 an hour in 2025
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u/Sandyboy1166 12d ago
There is definitely poor rural places in the U.S where people do or atleast close to that for sure. Although, probably the cost of a McDonald’s hashbrown would be less in that area
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u/MyLuckIsTurning 12d ago
I just woke up and what I do first? Buy some meme coin that triggered an alert over 30 minutes ago ☠️
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u/Jealous_Macaron_5338 Buys puts and cries daily 🥺 12d ago
100 days of blood free cum! Maybe I’ll buy calls tomorrow
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u/JanGuillosThrowaway 12d ago
Since Twitter is under fire because of the Turkish protests, I wonder if shorting US Steel (X) on Monday would be a good move
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u/TayKapoo 12d ago
I fuk with Elon on a few things but Jesus Fking Christ man, why'd you have to build that disaster called a Cyber truck? Shit is so fucking ugly brah
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u/Foreign-Coconut3500 12d ago
its fucking disgusting. new model Y looks nice though. but i'll wait for Model X refresh if the company survives (it wont)
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u/BIGDADDYHANIN 12d ago
I like the guy but damn bro how high were you when you came up with this?
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u/TayKapoo 12d ago
I mean I like the model S, Y and 3. Cybertruck just seems strange in that line up
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u/modder9 12d ago
So you hate the thing he had the most direct impact with?
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u/TayKapoo 12d ago
I really dgaf about the feelings part of who he is. The product on its own is shit, especially compared to the rest of the line up
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u/modder9 12d ago
That’s what I’m saying. The cybertruck design is shit because he had the most say in its design. Compared to being hands off on the other models.
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u/n1ck90z Comes from the future 12d ago
according to polymarket there's a 3% chance of Jesus coming back in 2025
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u/fenriswulfwsb 12d ago
A free money play does exist (on the other side). Jesus ain't coming back and if he does you got bigger problems (IE The Rapture followed by Revelations).
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u/YNeverWAlone 12d ago
Back in my day the Joe Rogan and Alex Jones shows were just QVC for short white dudes who hated women when they realized that just going to the gym wasn’t going to get them laid.
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u/Im_ur_Uncle_ 5708C - 14S - 3 years - 0/0 12d ago
Back when WSB actually talked about real economics
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u/Joey-Cap 12d ago
I only want to date women who actively shitpost on this sub....and have cuckqueen fetish...too much to ask?
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u/BushLov3r Stuffs hairy muff 12d ago
Cuckqueen, so she wants to watch you fuck another dude?
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u/fenriswulfwsb 12d ago
Googled. Apparently it's just the old term for a female cuckold... ie OP is cheating on her.
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u/ARoseandAPoem Miss Wednesday in Women of WSBs Calendar 🦉🦉 12d ago
This has been the longest day ever.
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u/2QuarterDollar very little DD, maximum leverage 12d ago
Cartman lost every fist fight except the one with the midget
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u/BIGDADDYHANIN 12d ago
I know you fuckers don't like the President but he didn't revoke Obama's security clearance or his security detail.
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u/DoubleFamous5751 12d ago
Two hours 13 minutes until our fake future begins
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u/ebfeebfe 12d ago
TSLA to report quarterly results on 04/29. It will be illegal to sell TSLA from 04/28 onwards.
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u/DoubleFamous5751 12d ago
runs up into earnings
craters on the report
Fucking most people involved
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u/dasboot523 12d ago
Nah they will run it up then rug pull it before earnings once everyone has calls to prevent people from doing short term puts
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u/AfraidAnalyst 12d ago
Hornets and wasps out for vengeance this year wtf
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u/illicit_FROG 12d ago
Mango is out golfing, that guy is so shit at his job people are happy when he spends 20Million a day golfing rather then doing his job.... Genius?
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u/Soft_Cow_6339 12d ago
!banbet tsla 242 3d
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 12d ago
Ban Bet Created: /u/Soft_Cow_6339 bet TSLA goes from 249.45 to 242.0 before 26-Mar-2025 03:42 PM EDT
Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
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u/NVDAismygod 12d ago
Can’t wait for 24/7 trading. Glued to my phone 7 days a week watching lines go up and down while I become distant from my family and friends
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u/UrbanDancingSystems_ 12d ago
So I went to Rheinmetall's website thinking I was about to hear some sick ass Rammstein type of songs but it was just random stuff about industry and other gay bullshit like who tf is gonna invest in that 
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u/crazier_ed Too 🏳️🌈 to not think about dick 12d ago
I think they make the tubing for Rammstein s concert stages tho.... Not their main thing but nonetheless...
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 12d ago
Ban Bet Lost
/u/gjdhbdufy made a bet that NVDA would go to 130.0 within 2 weeks when it was 112.106 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 7 losses
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u/TheRealArmament 12d ago
Weekends are so fucking boring
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u/NormalRatio1082 12d ago
Rainy af where I'm at. Currently watching the Duke game, building a shoe rack, while my dogs take a nap. Then I'm going to bring my tools in and put up some pictures and lighting. Idk I'm having a blast
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u/zuziannka 12d ago
Legit bro since I started doing trading Mondays are the most exciting and weekends are so Godamn boring 🥱
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u/NVDAismygod 12d ago
Smoke some weed, go sit in the sunshine and eat some fruit outside. You’ll be at peace
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u/Massive-Fan2571 12d ago
Uber eats canceled my order then advised me to reorder and couldn’t reattached the promo code so now my Costco order is $40 more
I will be spitefully buying puts on uber and cost this week as a result
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u/stevendogood 12d ago
Nerds are so protective over their theory and schemes they forgot that they just took for granted the entire idea of a stable United States propping the market.
No one has ever done DD on what happens if everyone in the White House is addicted to ketamine.
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u/Berbollah 12d ago
paid $300 for a new linkedin profile picture 
should have put that instead on spy puts. either way burnt money
$wen here i come
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u/aaapod 12d ago
!banbet TSLA 223 9d
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 12d ago
Ban Bet Created: /u/aaapod bet TSLA goes from 249.45 to 223.0 before 01-Apr-2025 03:38 PM EDT
Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
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u/yushey__ 🦘 Kang Gang Took My Money 12d ago
When it’s sunny and summer weather and the market is down 5% it doesn’t feel real
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u/Icommandyou Probably Smart Probably Idiot 12d ago
I got my flair like five years ago when 🥭 was in the WH
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u/Guilty-Deer-2147 12d ago
We're a few years away from governments passing out fentanyl pills to the elderly like candy and asking them to kill themselves to save the economy and healthcare system 
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u/crazier_ed Too 🏳️🌈 to not think about dick 12d ago
I think some countries are already heading down that path ...
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u/SilentHillFan12 Nicest guy on r/wallstreetbets 12d ago
How do I assert myself as the alpha
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u/MarginCuck 12d ago
Make sure to tell everyone you meet you’re an alpha, you have to establish dominance
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u/NotMe357 Who the fuck is this guy? 12d ago
Monday Bear will get tariffs and Bull will get deports to El Salvador
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u/aftherith 12d ago
When the futures open they are no longer futures but presents. Then tomorrow they will be pasts. I do not mean to give you existential dread of the passage of time and and your own impending death, I apologize.
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u/LasyKuuga 12d ago
If a nature documentaries is in English I get really disappointed if the narrator doesn’t have a British accent
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u/Josepth_Blowsepth 5d ago
Cholesterol do your thing.