r/wallstreetbets • u/JadedAsparagus9639 • 5d ago

News Hooters files for bankruptcy

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/31/business/hooters-restaurant-bankruptcy?cid=ios_app
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u/ariesdrifter77 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 5d ago

Finally went tits up?

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u/EntertainmentMean611 5d ago

Sales were sagging.

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u/jefedezorros 4d ago

They went bust

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 4d ago

Thanks for the mamaries.

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u/atag40 5d ago

Happens with age.

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u/thecordialsun 4d ago

Well then maybe it's for the breast

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u/make_love_to_potato 5d ago

They need to push up those numbers.

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u/harrymfa 4d ago

The money’s in Silicon Valley

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u/SolidSeaworthiness7 4d ago

He had a prenupt.

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u/MoodooScavenger 4d ago

It was a cold nippy night that night.

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u/KingOfTheUniverse11 4d ago

A boob job can fix that.

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u/paracog 4d ago

Flatlining.

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u/Crewmember169 3d ago

The sagging was the reason no one was going to Hooters.

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u/Consistent_Win_3297 2d ago

Too big to fail they say.

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u/NIN10DOXD 5d ago edited 5d ago

Asses are what's in now. They gotta rebrand as Tooters.

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u/sixtyfoursqrs 5d ago

Or maybe even Pooters

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u/tritisan 4d ago

I’d go for Cooters.

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u/feric51 4d ago

Already trademarked by some automobile towing and service garage in Hazzard County.

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u/New-Instruction-8905 3d ago

Also a tourist trap country store & restaurant next to opry mills mall.

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u/WeightLossGinger 4d ago

That or everybody's brain is so fried from the copious amounts of porn they watch that they're only interested in straight up crotch shots.

Gotta rebrand with the waitresses in skimpy chaps and call it Cooters.

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u/rrk100 4d ago

Stepfathers. Well, so says my friend.

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u/DukeFerdinandII 4d ago

or Peaches lol

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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro 4d ago

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u/Bulky-Gene7667 4d ago

I second that motion. 

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u/Severe_Pass7567 3d ago

Toot it n’ boot it

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u/Hayterfan 5d ago

Nah, new restaurant name, maybe "Da Trunk"

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u/AerondightWielder 4d ago

And sell only junk food, call it Da Junk.

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u/Bulky-Gene7667 4d ago

Only if they sell weiners

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u/MilkyWayObserver 5d ago

I heard they’ve been getting a lot of competition from Wendy’s

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u/malevolentt 5d ago

Man boobs don’t count

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u/Upper_South2917 5d ago

M O O B S

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u/RageQuitler 5d ago

I’m more partial to MREASTS

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u/Opzitof 4d ago

Is that a decade old nerdcubed reference?

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u/RageQuitler 4d ago

Hahah no I got it from a stand up comedian named Dylan Moran

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u/Opzitof 4d ago

Probably where he got it from too tbf

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u/RageQuitler 4d ago

You made me look up my reference and it’s from 13 years ago, god I’m old 👴

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u/Pulga_Atomica 5d ago

I call it the mansiere.

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u/dcooper8662 4d ago

It’s a BRO!

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u/iordseyton 4d ago

ALL TITS MATTER!

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u/prancing_moose 5d ago

Don’t trample all over my career prospects!

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u/well_shoothed 5d ago

Not with that kind of attitude

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u/Thin_Math5501 5d ago

r/moobs would beg to differ.

r/PecsandPecBouncing too

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u/Fuck_you_all22 5d ago

My eyes! Fuck you for posting the link and Fuck me for clicking it.

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u/Thin_Math5501 4d ago

Please I could have done much worse. 😂

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u/SergeAlberta 5d ago

Not surprised at all considering how the market behaves recently.

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u/HacksMe 5d ago

Who's Wendy's?

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u/paging_doctor_who 5d ago

When deez nuts are in your mouth gottem.

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u/HacksMe 5d ago

😱🪦

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u/SpankinDamob 5d ago

Dave’s Big & Tasty Beef.

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u/rubyspicer 5d ago

you guys actually want to suck dick

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u/BenevolentCheese 3d ago

Wendy's Burgers and Brothel

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u/justelectricboogie 5d ago

Came here to keep abreast of the situation.

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u/PotatoWriter 🥔✍️ 5d ago

That's why I have my app, Nippalert, it let's me know who has gone tits up in 150m radius

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u/C64128 4d ago

Hope you have a screen protector on your phone.

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u/FishDawgX 5d ago

They went bust.

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u/jorcon74 5d ago

This is when you l know the economy has gone tits up!

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u/sck178 5d ago

You can't measure everything in nipples and dimes. I mean nickels and boobs.,.... Money

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u/jorcon74 5d ago

This is absolutely definition of a depression! When nipples go bankrupt the economy is fucked!

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u/atag40 5d ago

Someone was putting the squeeze on them

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 5d ago

Out cold, flat on its back

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u/Vanterax 5d ago

Assets were deflated.

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u/Tangolarango 5d ago

They always needed heavy support.

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u/skillrat 5d ago

Sounds like a business Trump will give an Executive Order to save..

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u/Dark_Destroyer 5d ago

Knew this comment would be here and wasn't disappointed.

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u/born_to_pipette 5d ago

I snorted out loud. Bravo.

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u/Ok_Zombie_8354 5d ago

You are clearly abreast of the situation...

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u/baconfister07 4d ago

They literally just got done building one in my city

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u/Ready2gambleboomer 4d ago

The end of an era. I don't think you could even open a joint with that name in this day and age.

Breasts just doesn't hit the same.

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u/C64128 4d ago

I heard this in Larry the Cable Guy's voice.

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u/BlueswithBeer 4d ago

The manangement is a bunch of boobs.

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u/joeygreeny 4d ago

Made my mom laugh

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u/Mysterious-Pay-517 4d ago

They went bust

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u/InvestingGatorGirl 4d ago

Sales were flat?!! 😃

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u/wa_ga_du_gu 4d ago

The sales figures weren't exactly titillating 

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u/tihs_si_learsi 2d ago

Millennials finally killed tits!

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u/Illustrious-Ant6998 5d ago

It totally went bust.

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u/MargretTatchersParty 5d ago

If they went tits out they'd still be in business.

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u/Undercover_Meeting 5d ago

Who didn’t see that cum’in…

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u/AngryK9_ 5d ago

The busts went bust

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u/KTAXY 5d ago

yep, went bust