r/wallstreetbets • u/JadedAsparagus9639 • 6d ago

News Hooters files for bankruptcy

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/31/business/hooters-restaurant-bankruptcy?cid=ios_app
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u/ariesdrifter77 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 6d ago

Finally went tits up?

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u/NIN10DOXD 6d ago edited 6d ago

Asses are what's in now. They gotta rebrand as Tooters.

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u/sixtyfoursqrs 5d ago

Or maybe even Pooters

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u/tritisan 5d ago

I’d go for Cooters.

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u/feric51 5d ago

Already trademarked by some automobile towing and service garage in Hazzard County.

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u/New-Instruction-8905 4d ago

Also a tourist trap country store & restaurant next to opry mills mall.

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u/WeightLossGinger 5d ago

That or everybody's brain is so fried from the copious amounts of porn they watch that they're only interested in straight up crotch shots.

Gotta rebrand with the waitresses in skimpy chaps and call it Cooters.

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u/rrk100 5d ago

Stepfathers. Well, so says my friend.

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u/DukeFerdinandII 5d ago

or Peaches lol

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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro 5d ago

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u/Bulky-Gene7667 5d ago

I second that motion. 

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u/Severe_Pass7567 4d ago

Toot it n’ boot it

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u/Hayterfan 5d ago

Nah, new restaurant name, maybe "Da Trunk"

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u/AerondightWielder 5d ago

And sell only junk food, call it Da Junk.

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u/Bulky-Gene7667 5d ago

Only if they sell weiners