r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 1d ago

News China Imposes 34% Tariffs on All US Imports

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-04/china-imposes-34-tariffs-on-all-us-imports-as-retaliation

China will impose a 34% tariff on all imports from the US starting April 10, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

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u/Court_esy 1d ago

I‘m already tired of winning.

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u/angryloser89 1d ago

But have you thanked the president?

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u/AnonymousSpartaN 1d ago

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u/Chispy 23h ago

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u/relativeagency 23h ago

Fuck me this one is good

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u/flying_ina_metaltube 20h ago

God damn, that was a good laugh. Thanks for this.

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u/casket_fresh 20h ago

Somehow looks even scarier without the eyeliner

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u/Hello-Avrammm 17h ago

Lmao 😂

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u/AmethystTyrant 16h ago

Jesus Christ lmao

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u/kyjolson 23h ago

We need an updated meme for this with redder numbers

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u/Misspiggy856 23h ago

I love these memes

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u/ThisIsAThrowaway527 14h ago

Is there a subreddit for these I can follow 👀

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u/gnutrino 21h ago

AAPL only down 1.57%. Those were the days.

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u/nick_shannon 21h ago

Why did you shrink his head in this pic?

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u/ranger-steven 20h ago

This needs to be updated. Those numbers in the background are much worse now.

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u/shmorky 17h ago

Too much green

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u/alexaaro 17h ago

😂😂

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u/PackOfWildCorndogs 5h ago

At this point I don’t think I’ll ever stop finding these dumb as fuck JDV memes funny. Thought they’d get old but I’m still legit laughing when they pop up. I wish I wasn’t like this lmao

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u/Meanee 1d ago

Make sure to wear a suit when you do.

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u/well_shoothed 23h ago

I just want to know how this is going to affect the price of crayons.

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u/OutOfBananaException 1d ago

... but if you look at the 30 year chart, it's still up around 1170% instead of 1200%. Why is everyone complaining?

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u/Easy-Round1529 23h ago

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or serious haha you never know with the trumpets.

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u/dontshoot4301 1d ago

And he was president for 4 and some change of that… I thought republicans were supposed to lower taxes? It’s like, their thing.

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u/ev01ution Bezos left nut 1d ago

But did you say thank you?

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u/convoluteme 22h ago

Feel liberated yet?