r/wallstreetbets • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 1d ago

News China Imposes 34% Tariffs on All US Imports

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-04/china-imposes-34-tariffs-on-all-us-imports-as-retaliation

China will impose a 34% tariff on all imports from the US starting April 10, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

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u/Lemp_Triscuit11 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tell em I'll pay 5 bucks per picture of their shit getting repossessed. 10 if the tears look genuine 

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u/Pengo2001 1d ago

And 20 for a repossessed truck with a Trump flag.

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u/AnyBug1039 23h ago

Chefs kiss

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u/Claim312ButAct847 18h ago

I want in on this buying co-op

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u/DOTACOLLECTOR 1d ago

LOL I do like these people, though we have basically nothing in common value wise and they want to take my kids rights and future

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u/Lemp_Triscuit11 1d ago

Lol well I don't like them, but cash is cash if they get desperate 

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u/DOTACOLLECTOR 1d ago

Fair, they think they're trying to be good people, but just get manipulated into hateful miserable lives

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u/Easy-Round1529 23h ago

Fuck those people. It’s been a decade of this shit. They aren’t good people.

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u/jt-for-three 1d ago

“Want to take my kid’s rights and future, but I do like them!”

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u/Extension_Sail_3117 23h ago

So....why the fuck do you like them? If someone was coming after my kid's futures I would despise them lol

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u/DOTACOLLECTOR 15h ago

Completely fair, there's definitely some despise in there 

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u/Nwcray 23h ago

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

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u/GTFOHY 1d ago

This is lol material

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u/Lemp_Triscuit11 1d ago

Tbh it was angry and mean when I posted it but now I'm laughing too lmao

Edit:  I'd actually pay either way though lol

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u/PlaguesAngel 1d ago

Just regret nothing, they fucking deserve it.

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u/CantoniaCustomsII 1d ago

I'll pay them 5 RMB and it'd be enough to legally own 50 Yankees.

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u/Daleabbo 1d ago

How much for the woman?

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u/asetniop 21h ago

I came here looking for solace and this genuinely helped; much appreciated.

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u/KilliamTell 18h ago

We trading options on these.