r/wallstreetbets 1d ago

News China Imposes 34% Tariffs on All US Imports

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-04/china-imposes-34-tariffs-on-all-us-imports-as-retaliation

China will impose a 34% tariff on all imports from the US starting April 10, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

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u/informutationstation 1d ago

CIA heart attack gun when

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u/Fresh_Internal_6085 1d ago

Yesterday preferably.

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u/JinkoTheMan 23h ago

Years ago preferably

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u/robb1280 22h ago

“The best time for CIA heart attack gun was years ago, the second best time is right now.” -Confucius, probably

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u/informutationstation 20h ago

"Societies grow rich when old CIA agents make heart attack guns for their children to sit under."