r/wallstreetbets 12h ago

Loss It has finally happened !

Could never catch a break in the markets. Still have 13k left and 15k in the bank. Ill be buying more calls soon. Will not stop until I make back my money!

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 12h ago
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u/Reddit-phobia 12h ago

What made you go: "Trump is putting tarrifs and counter tarrifs on the entire world, Let's buy calls!!!!"?

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u/Upper_South2917 12h ago

Banged his head on coffee table while holding his breath until he passed out?

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u/TheGlennDavid 10h ago

I think that 2020 broke a lot of people's faith in the idea that the market was tied to any sort of real fundamentals.

I remember watching Disney (a movie, cruise ship, and theme park company) take a huge dive right at the start of COVID and then IMMEDIATLY begin to climb back up before peaking 35% above it's pre COVID all time high in March of 2021 before the cruises had even fucking started up again and park attendance was still terrible and nobody was going to the movies ONLY TO THEN BEGIN DECLINING ONCE EVERYTHING DID IN FACT REOPEN.

So sure, why NOT make a "tarrifs make stonks go brrrrr" play? I mean, I'M not doing that shit...but you people can.

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u/Upper_South2917 10h ago

The market on a day-to-day basis isn’t tied to fundamentals. On an ultra long-term basis it is.

This isn’t helped by financial media and social media in general. But that’s another off topic conversation.

But you’ve got a ton of people who are addicted to their phones with cash to burn that have nothing better to do and nowhere to go. Hence this.

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u/1d0ntknowwhattoput 9h ago

Retail investors do nothing significant to the prices seen here.

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u/Upper_South2917 9h ago

Of course, I’m remarking on the loss porn the OP posted.

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u/TW_Yellow78 4h ago

they buy dips lol

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u/tankerkiller125real 9h ago

On an ultra long-term basis it is.

Over 100 years or so sure, but simple long-term... Well just look at TSLA if you want to see what delusional traders can do.

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u/LordBlackadder92 10h ago edited 9h ago

The worst thing about 2020 is that the markets fully recovered within months and people think that is normal.

Edit: added 'within months' because I initially forgot.

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u/Revelati123 3h ago

Because the problem was everyone thought covid was the end of the world while otherwise the economy was basically fine. So when we dealt with covid, the world went right back to chuggin along.

Its the same with today, basically the economy was fine then Don rode up and did a gangland style execution of it in the middle of the street.

If Don had a stroke and the tariffs evaporated tomorrow, the dow could go to 50k next month.

08 was such a problem because the problems happened BECAUSE OF the economy.

2020 and 2025 are problems because crazy shit is HAPPENING TO the economy.

When theres a crash because of an outside factor, simply removing that outside factor usually results in a quick turnaround. Its the systemic problems that take forever to sort out.

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u/Repulsive_Drawl 2h ago

I would completely agree with you if they weren’t also destroying social safety nets and so many of our governmental agencies. Rebuilding will take time and serious effort. Do you or how do you see these things affecting the markets recovery?

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u/Ajj360 7h ago

The entire market did that though, but the gov gave away a few hundred billion to refloat everything. The current world order was always on borrowed time and now we have squandered it.

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u/EnlightenedRedditor_ 7h ago

I think the big difference with that is that Trump was desperate to get re-elected and he wasn’t just going to let that chance slip into the gutter. So he artificially pumped the economy by giving everyone tendies to do so. Even if it came with horrible inflation.

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u/Upper_South2917 11h ago

Yep, I recognize that old chestnut. Used to be the default photo for posters on Birth. Movies. Death.

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u/3_if_by_air 8h ago

What are you doing, step-head?

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u/MattmanDX 11h ago

"Well, it can't get any worse!"

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u/gopher_space 11h ago

I see you've visited /r/Conservative recently.

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u/ChaseballBat 10h ago

Naw, they aren't allowed to talk about the market there after 1PM Wednesday. Insant shadow ban.

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u/Count_Bacon 4h ago

Just like fox News removed the stock ticker for the first time ever lol.

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u/bl4ckhunter 9h ago

They're too busy cheering about how Trump managed to get one over fucking Vietnam lmao.

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u/Squidysquid27 11h ago

"Wow that was awesome! Let's do that agan!!"

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u/mouthful_quest 11h ago

Buy the dip!

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u/m-t-mind 11h ago

I bought the dip but the dips keep dipping

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u/TheSpitefulRant 10h ago

Haven't you heard? They are finally providing the bootstraps I can now pull myself up by and be an executive of the company!

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u/cheeze2005 11h ago

It’s all computer

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u/goodfella1030 11h ago

he finally took the advice of "do exactly the opposite of what you think you should do" and he should have done the opposite of the opposite

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u/gomezer1180 11h ago

He thought he was buying the dip…😆🤣

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u/-Z-3-R-0- 11h ago

He was being greedy when others were fearful

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u/havnar- 11h ago

I mean, every time Tesla got damning news the last month, it shot up by 6%

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u/Wild-Succotash-626 11h ago

Exactly, every time I go against it.....

And now it's taking a good ole dump, but for how long, till back to the moon?

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u/gomper 6h ago

When it misses earnings it will pump 18%

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 11h ago

It’s been doing the same thing since 2015

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u/FederalFlashy 12h ago

I had the calls before. SL 100%

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u/PiWright 12h ago

Looks like you bought in January though? He campaigned all last year on tariffs.

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u/WebHead1287 11h ago

“Yeah but he didn’t mean it”

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u/Nope_______ 11h ago

He didn't mean it! But if he did, it will be great for the economy!

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u/ChaseballBat 10h ago

It's just a joke!

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u/ChaseballBat 10h ago

"Let's just give him another shot at this, what is the worst that can happen"

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u/Ali_Cat222 9h ago

"it's not like he said this would happen!"

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u/MyLuckIsTurning 11h ago

It'll be great for the economy you're gonna be so rich you won't no what to do with all the money!

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u/Concurrency_Bugs 11h ago

You can't reason with people who don't use reason.

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u/itsnotshade AI bubble boy 11h ago

Why did you not sell off before the Canadian/Mexico tariff dump?

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u/Dull_Broccoli1637 12h ago

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u/VonDingwell 10h ago

Oh my god...I just dropped my phone in a food bank laughing.

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u/evlhornet 9h ago

Just dropped to my knees behind a Wendy’s dumpster

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u/Intelligent_Jelly_26 9h ago

I just dropped my pants and offered services for my next meal.

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u/Clarkelthekat 9h ago

Just dropped my baby, off at the dumpster for a better life

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u/slapitlikitrubitdown 9h ago

I’m doing a voluntary double shift in the glory hole and I left my jar of petroleum jelly at home.

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u/VatooBerrataNicktoo 8h ago

Use your tears. Pro tip.

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u/Issacthered 5h ago

My balls just dropped

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u/stockgeekie 9h ago

I just dropped my teeth at a nursing home laughing too hard.

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u/Hot-Ticket9440 5h ago

… crying

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u/BigMackMoney11 9h ago

Dropped to my knees and took a shit

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u/President_Buttman 12h ago

Lol if you buy calls you're gonna take that straight to zero. Godspeed 🫡

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u/MilkyWayObserver 12h ago

Bulls are gonna feel what bears felt the last 3 years

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u/kingOofgames 11h ago edited 11h ago

It’s interesting that bears are doing so well when a regard is in charge.

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u/iliveonramen 11h ago

Him winning the election is why I’m a bear, that and my body type

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u/AdApart2035 9h ago

Don't forget your hairy body

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u/SaltyLonghorn 9h ago

6'2" 240, even have stray hairs on my shoulders I'm so hairy. When I hold you, you feel safe no matter how red your portfolio.

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! 8h ago

Ok.

…. I wanna have you move in for the next 3 to 5 years.

we’ll take it on year by year basis after that

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u/AdApart2035 8h ago

Can you cover naked calls with your godly body?

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u/Cogito_ergo_vos 11h ago

🥭 is the Great Orange King of Bears

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! 8h ago

I named my bald spot “Ford” after my first value pick about 5 years ago.

…. I think I’ll name my ulcer “big mango”

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u/Cogito_ergo_vos 11h ago

🥭 is the Great Orange King of Bears

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u/tribbans95 11h ago

Makes sense. Regard in charge, regards do well

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u/Equivalent_Dig_5059 10h ago

I’m actually just a bear but i put horns on and they accepted me for some reason

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! 8h ago

That’s cause they saw your grinder page

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u/buythedipnow 11h ago

The OP bull didn’t even make money in a bull market

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u/spyputs1 11h ago

Let’em cook

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u/spyputs1 11h ago

Let’em cook

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u/bigassgingerbreadman 9h ago

OP's wife's bull has to be feeling pretty good right now

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! 8h ago

Wait….down markets are real???

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u/wangchungyoon 11h ago

Free fallin’

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u/chaotic-adventurer 11h ago

Well at least those are long dated calls. Regards be buying 0dte calls in this economy.

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u/TootCannon 10h ago

Fr. People assuming this will just bounce back in a couple months. Odds are we trade sideways for a loooong time after this.

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u/DirtyFatB0Y Cleany Teany Weany 8h ago

Wrong. I made good chunks with MSTR calls this week. Gotta read the room.

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u/wjnpro123 🦍 12h ago

those expires in 2026. so recession lasts till February confirmed?

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u/fennec_fx 11h ago

He should buy more then right?

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u/Kwerby 9h ago

Gotta get that dollar coat average down

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u/LostMyBackupCodes 7h ago

This is the way.

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u/slimersnail 10h ago

Good point. This guy might be on to something.

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u/PrivateerElite 11h ago

Many people are going to experience their first $100,000 day one way or another.

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u/LeadingAd1593 11h ago

Holy shit you are retarded, you belong here.

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u/GurWeird8657 11h ago

probably have a better chance with this

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u/LancePeppercorn 12h ago

Dude, I don’t…

Dude

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u/AdExpensive8674 10h ago

We are already like this, what could make it worse?

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u/Ballista234 10h ago

As always, remember the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Meaning you better get your mental checked out daily because it’s gonna be a bit of a pain in the short and long term.

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u/Savedacat_saveplanet 12h ago

I can’t believe I’m a gay bear now

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u/zhocef 12h ago

This portfolio tho

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u/nissan_nissan 12h ago

hope you dont need that money bro

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u/Not-Sure112 11h ago

Do you look at VIX, credit spreads, or dollar index? The big boys dictate the direction and all signs are pointing south for a while.

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u/Sea-Shallot 8h ago

lol u think the average regard here even knows what those things are

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u/PizzaPizzaPizza_69 11h ago

Calls on $hood because everyone is opening robinhood once every 5 minutes at my place to check their portfolio.

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u/hollowredditor 11h ago

How are you going to afford crayons now?

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u/Ihop_Sucks 11h ago

Please don't buy more calls! This is not a dip. This is a long-term economic war.

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u/PsychologicalSpace50 12h ago

So much winning, nice

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u/GreyRobe 7h ago

SO. MUCH. WINNING. WE'RE WINNING SO MUCH THAT IM GETTING

TIRED

OF WINNING!

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u/whomakesthetendies 11h ago

It's funny because you actually deserve it's TSLA 500C LMFAO

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u/Myko475 11h ago

Oh my god…. wtf man.

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u/Ok_Time_8815 12h ago

Happy Liberation Day!

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u/J_Rod802 11h ago

Look, I am by no means a trader, let alone a professional trader but I do know that revenge trading will almost always blow up your account completely until you have literally nothing left. Maybe it's time to take a week or two off? Take up fishing or something? Then, after you clear your head and come up with a more solid strategy, come back and try again.

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u/PatientBaker7172 11h ago

I reverse what u did here.

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u/Zote_The_Grey 11h ago

He inverted WSB and lost? Were we right for once?

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u/HighMagic 11h ago

Oh yes the good old strategy of revenge trading.

Good luck 😁

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u/Expensive-Being4990 12h ago

even a 5 year old told me to sell before the tariffs announcements. What is your excuse?

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u/cashing_time 4h ago

Dude wanted to be part of the blood on the streets duh

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u/Mekx_ 11h ago

you are cooked 😂

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u/sirZofSwagger 11h ago

Calls? Oh boy, you read the economy like Daniel Jones reads a defense

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u/Naked_Lee 11h ago

Nah actually you should stop for a while. Don’t try and ‘make back’ your money, just make good trades.

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u/Lucky_Diver 11h ago

I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING!

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u/LiminalSapien 10h ago

"I'll be buying more calls soon"

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u/Chexmaster86 9h ago

I want to thank u guys for making me feel better about losing 20k

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u/dietpeptobismol 11h ago

I’m amazed that anybody still has money in the market in 2025

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u/Sea-Shallot 8h ago

People making fortunes on puts

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u/AssistanceIll3089 11h ago

Godspeed soldier

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u/WiseLord1 12h ago

Take a breather bro, come back and leverage to the tits

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u/HuskyNotPhatt 12h ago

Congratulations!

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u/fairlyaveragetrader 11h ago

Jesus dude, that's a rough moving this tape. I get team DCA. I'm on that one, but directional long bets... Ouch

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u/JokerKing05 11h ago

Bro, just give the money to me. You’re more likely to make money from that, then if you buy calls right now.

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u/SteveStacks BABA's biggest bull 11h ago

If that's in stock/etf (and quality) I would stay nimble.

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u/Psychological-Wrap25 How do i grow hair? 11h ago

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u/thejackninja 11h ago

Finally some bols loss porn

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u/RaLaZa 11h ago

Ty for this. I pussied out on my puts on the 2nd and have been kicking myself this whole time. I feel much better now.

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u/cowswho2 11h ago

Nothing teaches the market a lesson better than revenge trading our savings away 💪🏻

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u/_BreakingGood_ 11h ago

Consider yourself liberated 🫡

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u/HoneyBadger552 11h ago

Join Nancy Pelosi for a commemorative glass at Wendys

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u/flaccidafterdominoes Blew Entire England Team ⚽️ 11h ago

Buy some shares you absolute fucking retard.

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u/JakeD51 11h ago

Buying calls in the last 2 months is pure regard, you belong here, get a wendy's application on your way out

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u/rwrife 11h ago

Why did you buy calls? Have you been living in a cave for the past few months?

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u/yeppbrep 11h ago

"Will not stop till I make back my money!"

Spoken like a true gambling addict. Keep chasing loses and see what happens!

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u/SavageLife6 11h ago

LEAPS, where's the loss?

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u/FuelComprehensive948 11h ago

Liberate yourself from the weight of your bank account 🫡

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u/TheLieAndTruth 10h ago

Bro got liberated of all his money. Godspeed

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u/amievenrelevant 10h ago

Why do stupid people have so much money to piss away

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u/ECCO_flint 10h ago

See you at Wendy's, my order is a classic with a side of chips.

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u/Bee9185 10h ago

I mean, the casino still has money, why should you quit?

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u/Jaded-Plan7799 10h ago

Bro got liberated and violated at the same time. Lmao

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u/aphexflip 10h ago

But puts man.

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u/Dazzling_Marzipan474 11h ago

It sucks and prolly will be worthless but you got lots of time at least.

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u/postallyouwant 11h ago

Don't listen to these fools realistically most of the tariff fear is priced in and further negotiations will bounce the markets

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u/JackhusChanhus 11h ago

They said that yesterday, and the day before.

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u/TheGlennDavid 10h ago

Priced. In.

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u/verify_deez_nuts 11h ago

Stop. Buying. CALLS.

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u/OCoiler 11h ago

Brooo this is the most bear market and you’re doing calls

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u/Highgamma7 11h ago

You’d be better off in that expertly managed portfolio

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u/Calvertorius 11h ago

Better initiate that wire transfer. Can’t let PDT balance get low and slow down your gains 💪.

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u/WeekendThief 11h ago

Maybe don’t? Maybe it’s not a roulette type of guess “well red has to hit eventually” And more of an open book exam

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u/LzTangeL 11h ago

Unfortunately you’re not one of the insider billionaires who’s know exactly when the tariffs get reversed so odds are you won’t time your calls correctly

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u/nappingOOD 11h ago

Wow. Stay safe out there.

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u/steaveaseageal 11h ago

don't worry! we still like u here

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u/ChallenNew 11h ago

bro i beg you stop. you will be happier. forget calls exist. do casino night with the boys and blow 500$

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u/Western_blot1412 11h ago

Why would you think orange man tariffs are good??

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u/Sa404 11h ago

2026??? You might have a chance

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u/SavageLife6 11h ago

LEAPS, where's the loss?

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u/happycow24 11h ago

holy regard of the highest form of regardation

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u/Old_Pangolin8853 10h ago

Captain Fatmerica in Temu Avengers: Amerifats...! ASSemble.

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u/Ralans17 10h ago

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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u/chiawei1984 10h ago

Keep holding. T will make a lot of job about sewing clothes,shoes and mkeing toys.

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u/Sufficient-Leek-9090 10h ago

You are the most highly regarded human on this planet!

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u/MindYoBusin3ss 10h ago

Buying calls right now is like just basically donating to the market

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u/GladFuture3609 10h ago

Calls??? In this economy???

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u/Sacred_Bud 10h ago

Just buy calls on sqqq and you can still call yourself a bull

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u/username5927 10h ago

good luck dawg, you got bawls at least

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u/foodisgod9 10h ago

One thing I learned after trading for 2 weeks, is "it can always go lower, unless it's zero)

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u/CallSign_Fjor 10h ago

Straight down seems bad.

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u/STONKvsTITS 10h ago

HODL 🙏🏻