r/wallstreetbets 10h ago

Gain Turned $100 into 17k thanks to the orange man 🙌

I bought a ton of weekly far OTM puts on nvda and woke up today with huge profits! I am poor. Like really poor. Live paycheck to paycheck. I've been full bear since 2022. I usually put $100-$200 into the stock market weekly. Finally my full port puts paid off. This is only the beginning. I sold my puts today. Took my profits and bought uvix since options are way overpriced.

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u/letitgo5050 10h ago

Congrats but please don’t full port. Take profits and don’t forget to set aside a chunk for taxes.

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u/SparkingTwelve 9h ago

With 17k winnings i’d pull 16k out and keep a thousand for stocks

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 9h ago

Yeah. That way OP can still get 170k tomorrow

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u/Spurfgorgy 9h ago

Tomorrow's Saturday

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 9h ago

Stocks during the week, sports betting on the weekends

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u/United-Prompt1393 6h ago

With robinhood you can do both now!

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 6h ago

Goodbye income!

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u/JonFrost 9h ago

Sports betting! Oh will we ever run out of ways to lose money?

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u/hyundai-gt 8h ago

Crayola dropping a new set of crayons soon, I hear they gonna be delicious.

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u/vitey15 1h ago

We sellin crack on Saturdays 

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u/Embarrassed-Soil-603 9h ago

You’re Saturday

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u/Throwaway12401 9h ago

Don’t need to take a chunk out if you lose it all in the same tax year

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u/pokwef 4h ago

This sub has changed man. A comment talking about taxes and responsible investing would’ve have been downvoted to oblivion a few years ago. Now it’s the most upvoted. This is a CASINO

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u/Hugh_Jego_69 8h ago

Nah this guy found the winning strategy, all or nothing OP come back when you at 17 mil

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u/stonksuper 9h ago

OP is poor yet doesn’t want to withdraw $17k.

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u/joshaman1979 8h ago

OP is poor, living paycheck to paycheck, putting 100-200 a week in stocks? That's not what I think of being poor...

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 7h ago

Regular wage slave poor, not 3rd world poor.

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

Exactly

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u/Negative334 7h ago

I'm curious, you said you spent $100 bucks and made $17,000. How far OTM were your puts and how much did you pay for each contract?

Nice hit by the way

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

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u/dlunas 4h ago

Holy crap

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u/peeved-penguin 4h ago

well don't opie.

interesting backstory too.

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u/Truhls 4h ago

can you explain how this works to someone whose never done this?

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u/Crunchypie1 4h ago

Happy cake day! You buy a worthless put. Then you wake up and the entire economy is in shambles

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u/Polterghost 2h ago

That much disposable income for risky investments is not even “wage slave” poor lol. Lower middle class or upper lower class 

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u/BorKon 5h ago

Yeah, that was weird. "Living paycheck to paycheck" with 400-800 for essentially gambling.

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u/GuyWithLag 4h ago

You can get 10k per month and still live paycheck to paycheck.

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u/Cyoor 1h ago

That doesn't mean that you are "Like really poor" though... I have an income of 600 a month and still don't consider myself "really poor" since I still have the ability to get food. 

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u/Crunchypie1 8h ago

1k tomorrow. Reinvest go big or go back to being poor

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u/the_mythx 7h ago

You have enough you can go big without one big gambit, be degen sure just don’t dunk the whole degen piss jar down in one swallow. Only advice I can give, gl o7

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u/Crunchypie1 6h ago

Am I fucked. Sell monday

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u/EggyRepublic 8h ago

ok but hear me out - if he full ports and lands a 20 bagger, that's 340k. live changing amount of money! if he does it once more, he will be a multi millionaire, and all it takes is two solid SPY reads.

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

I'm shorting the weekend. See what happens. Might be up or down. Then I can buy short dated call hedges and much longer dated puts on nvda. I think nvda is going back to $40 within a year

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u/Complete-Isopod-7811 7h ago

NVDA is not going to 40. Please don’t do that lol. Lowest it’ll go is 60-70. If it does go 40 then we must be in a real bad situation but I say it doesn’t happen

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u/Western_Name4224 7h ago

Wait, you bought UVIX like, now? 😬

I could be wrong but I had a 100% win trading record with UVXY earlier this year, so I like to think I know my way around the leveraged volatility ETFs. And after the last two days, the most likely next move is to the downside. Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll stay flat, but you would have killed buying it 2 days ago, but you could be down 40% by Monday especially if any progress is made on tariffs.

Just my 2 cents - do with it what you will.

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

I can sell Monday if shit magically turns bullish. I believe we continue down. Sure, short term we get profit taking and bounces. But in the long term I believe vix continues up. The market isn't bottomed yet imo.

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u/Effective-Shoulder21 6h ago

U were a peasant with 100 in account on Monday g. Forgot not. Don’t talk too edumicated there og

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u/Western_Name4224 6h ago

I'm not even saying it has to turn bullish to lose. We just need to stop getting continually worse surprises for the VIX to start ticking down. I'm not saying we've bottomed, but VIX spikes higher than what we currently have are very rare and short lived.

Even in 2008 it only spiked to like 80 and for a short period.

https://www.macrotrends.net/2603/vix-volatility-index-historical-chart

I wonder how a straddle/strangle looks on the VIX or volatility ETFs.

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u/pyvpx 4h ago

bro its levered and daily — momentum not just direction. VIX can spike but not hard enough (esp after last two days) and fuck ya badly

watch out. understand what you’re entering into

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u/_how_do_i_reddit_ 8h ago

What does full port mean?

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 7h ago

Full portfolio. Putting the entirety of your cash into a gamble that may or may not pay off.

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

That's more of a yolo full port. You can full port spx shares. You can yolo on 0dte gambles

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u/Crunchypie1 8h ago

Putting all your eggs in one basket

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u/LegitimateSailor 4h ago

It means to turn hard left and come to port on your vessel

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u/kowloonjew 6h ago

And tariffs!

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u/Zack_attack801 8h ago

Paycheck to paycheck putting 4-800 monthly into stocks to gamble?

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u/EggyRepublic 7h ago

why do you think he is paycheck to paycheck?

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u/Lovesickboard 7h ago

Did you not read what OP wrote? He literally said he is poor living paycheck to paycheck… lol

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u/Spider_pig448 2h ago

Yeah because he's putting his money in the stock market. Lotteries have always been poverty generators

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u/amiliyon 5h ago

I think it was sarcastic in the sense of like that’s why he is paycheck to paycheck

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u/Chemical_Refuse_1030 1h ago

Many people have the wrong idea of what "living paycheck to paycheck" means. It is not "I did not die between two paychecks while I was partying in Ibiza and investing in stocks".

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u/Crunchypie1 8h ago

Sounds about right. Been full bear for 4 years

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u/KaydeeKaine 8h ago

"Been full bear for 4 years"

This is why you're broke

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u/JojoTheEngineer 5h ago

Lmao. You would have atleasr 50k if you would have bought SPY everyweek

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u/fivefans 8h ago

Congrats on the big win!

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u/GreedyAd1923 9h ago

This is the only reply needed. Also fuck you OP

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u/BullPropaganda 9h ago

No positions. Fascinating

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u/Moist-Alarm-4928 9h ago

This. It’s just an orange man post. I thought you had to show positions when making post like this? Could just be photoshop.

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u/Jace265 9h ago

He puts in $100 a week but he turned 100 into 17K? And 233% wouldn't be correct lol this post don't make no sense

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

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u/Complete-Isopod-7811 7h ago

How were you able to day trade that many times in a day without having over 25k account value. And I know being cash you would have ran out of BP

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

I swing traded. On Wednesday I bought aapl puts otm before liberation day. On Thursday I was up 4k from $100. Sold aapl puts and bought nvda puts on thursday. All were 4/4 expiration and decently far otm. Wake up Friday morning with 17k in my account. Absolutely flabbergasted. Took me 2 hours to realize it was real life. I immediately sold at 9am. Reinvested.

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u/marshmallow_metro 7h ago

Reinvested

👀...

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u/TheBarracksLawyer 5h ago

Sir, this is a casino

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u/PaidUSA 5h ago

Hes on Nvidia going to 40 next.

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u/goatnxtinline 6h ago

so you basically full ported your AAPL gains into NVDA far otm puts that expiree the next day... oh buddy, you are sick lol I feel like you have to be 21 just to read this post because that was pure degeneracy

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u/Crunchypie1 6h ago

This is wsb right?

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u/dlobnieRnaD 1h ago

This sub has some of the smartest retards on the planet I love it

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u/dow-j18 3h ago

smooth. dont let it get to you. Stay humble. Rinse & Repeat

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u/One-Independence8745 6h ago

Youre not poor. If you can put $100-$200 weekly, you are not poor and dont have any idea what poor is. Shut up

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u/Crunchypie1 6h ago

👍yea I'm not homeless. I have a 45k job and eat at taco bell. I'm not broke. Just poor. No saving account. Usually a couple hundred before each payday. If i had a big expense come up I'm fucked. Idk what you call that? Not middle class. I have "fun money". It's not $200 weekly. Some weeks I don't have any and some it's $50. Didnt know we were fact checking my wsb shitpost.

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u/SoberBobMonthly 5h ago

Ignore those fuckwits saying its not 'poor' they're living with the hope that their similar or only slightly better jobs that have no stabllity are rich kings. Your realism triggers people who don't realise they're not middle class because that shit only happens once you're upwards of 150k a year salary depending on where you live

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u/peeved-penguin 4h ago

it is poor or on the brink of poor if a person is living paycheck to paycheck and a huge medical or car or other bill would set them back in the red.

not saying this to you 'cos you get it but the others who think you gotta be living in your car or on the streets to be "poor poor.'

so many people on the brink.

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u/regnarrion 5h ago

Gatekeeping poverty lmao

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u/conical_helmet 6h ago

Bro 100 to put into the market like that is poor if that’s what he’s doing with his disposable income. It’s certainly not rich.

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u/Remarkable-Round-227 4h ago

Poor is relative. Poor is not the same as being broke btw. IMHO if you don’t have at least 10k in savings, you’re poor.

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u/SouthWave9 2h ago

So if you sold a $60 put that expires on May 2nd, someone believes that the stock will fall that much? Isn't that a bit too much from $92.6 of today?

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u/Humble_Implement_371 1h ago edited 1h ago

yes but it makes more sense when you realize the purpose of these financial instruments are insurance rather than scratch off tickets. maybe the buyer just needed to buy a $60 put to close out a $60 put they sold same expiration date for much more, that they had sold prior. maybe its a multileg trade and a $60put is just one part of a bigger picture. prolly a market maker trying to balance books like a bookie balances bets idfk. that shits all magic wizard of oz to me.

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u/SouthWave9 1h ago

So you mean that person that bought it may have shares that he kinda wants to insure? Sorry I'm a rookie.

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u/Humble_Implement_371 1h ago edited 1h ago

yes thats it. or 'multi-leg' trade: they are buying and selling multiple different calls/puts, as part of 1 strategy. each call/put is a 'leg'

kamikazecash on youtube is edutainment and
'tastytrades untrainables' (also youtube) have some more informative hands on content.

all my money goes to tools and cars vs calls/puts so: goodluck.

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u/Humble_Implement_371 1h ago edited 1h ago

but yea i guess realizing the insurance aspect makes this whole subreddit even more hilarious when you see people saying shit like i turned $xxx into $xxx,xxx. im def happy for em, some of the bets youll find posted on wsb are absurd. (not talking shit @ op, good for them whatever their trades were.)

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u/SouthWave9 1h ago

Even this guy was all over the place with his strategy, as some other commenters (clearly more experienced with options) were saying he truly belongs here. Or at Wendy's in the future haha.

I do have a story to share soon, my stupid post may make the rounds here😂

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u/Embarrassed-Soil-603 9h ago

You ever look into magnets? 🧲

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u/Pepepopowa 7h ago

How do they work?

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u/RealBigDicTator 6h ago

Better not see any scientists in here, getting me pissed with their lies.

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u/thebetterpolitician 8h ago edited 7h ago

What positions do you need? Fucking tariffs on ALL COUNTRIES? You don’t even need to pick a stock just buy puts.

Although the rules are the rules.

I vote ban.

Edit: nvm mofo put it in Nvidia, ez

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u/BullPropaganda 7h ago

I don't care what position. It's just that a green line going up doesn't get me off unless there's a stock ticker above it

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u/R12Labs 8h ago

No one play went from 100 to 17k. OP is a LIAR

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u/gocrazy_gostupid_ 7h ago

You must be new here. Friday puts on Wednesday are going for over 100,000% at Friday close. Definetly possible

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u/unflavored 6h ago

Yeah, I cried Thursday night bc. I yolod some money into mcd puts Mondayand Tuesday. I was like "whatever it'll go to 300 with the tariffs"

MCD was literally the only green thing on my watch list. Close to all time highs on Thursday. I am truly regarded.

I had AMD on my options watch list Wednesday and I said, "nah, MCD will go down too"

That AMD put i eyed Wednesday went from 20 cents to $10.00 on Friday.

Oh how sad I was. Easiest money i ever did not play

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u/PaidUSA 5h ago edited 5h ago

You chose the cheap most well known fast food place to bet against in an economic downturn? In 2008 Mcdonalds was up 6% when everything else was down 40%. It was 1 of 2 companies to do so. You bet against the leprechaun in a race to find the end of a rainbow. Not to mention a vast majority of its food supply chain is domestic.

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u/jrr6415sun 6h ago

Why would you choose mcd lol

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u/Envoyager 7h ago

Exactly

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u/VNG_Wkey 6h ago

Anyone who was holding puts this week absolutely printed money. What exactly are you looking for?

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u/nt2g 7h ago

“I am poor. Like really poor. Live paycheck to paycheck.”

“I usually put $100-$200 into the stock market weekly.”

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u/MissingMoneyMap 10h ago

Don’t forget to save for taxes

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u/letsgetregarded 9h ago

Nobody is going to care if you don’t pay taxes. Next week the whole IRS is probably getting dismantled.

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u/iamzheone 9h ago

Damn. That sent me. 💀

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u/shrlytmpl 8h ago

For anybody making "got a team of lawyers on retention" money. Gotta recoup that cost by auditing all the poors.

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u/Tiruin 5h ago

No but the director might be changed to someone more favorable to the regime, no way they're dismantling the IRS when it collects taxes from the poor for them to siphon off.

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u/whatproblems 9h ago

yeah taxes bit me bad before

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u/seenu_reddit 9h ago

But what if he lost all in the same year? No taxes

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u/Reddit_Is_Hot_Shite2 9h ago

What department of the government do you work in lol

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u/Marko-2091 9h ago

OP printed the table that 🥭 showed in the liberation day

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u/pumkinnet 9h ago

If you averaged $150 weekly into SPY since 2022 you would have 28k today lmao

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u/tpx187 8h ago

Yeah but it would have been 30k yesterday morning

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u/SevnTre 8h ago

This sent me 💀

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u/Paul_Robert_ 10h ago

Congratulations m8! Though, please don't lose it all, we've all seen what happens next.

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 9h ago

What did you trade?

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 7h ago

How are your 60 puts up?

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u/NOTorAND 7h ago

Why wouldn't they be up when the stock dropped alot? They're June expiry.

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u/pablo_in_blood 8h ago

100 weekly into the market for 2 years is $10k. If you were at 200 for some of those, you’re basically looking at $15k+. So congrats on the win but you are really not up much at all considering your income and amount invested lol. Maybe try other strategies

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u/Tax__Player 7h ago

You're poor and you keep buying puts every week for the past 3 years? Does the 17k even cover your previous losses?

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u/yesteryearswinter 7h ago

Lives paycheque to paycheque puts 100-200 dollars weekly into the slot machine 💀

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u/Col_Angus999 8h ago

I’m old. I’m a CFA/cfp. I’m an index guy. Congrats to you. Take some profit from your 2x vix and buy vt. Every time you make a profitable trade park half or a third in vt. For you. I hope you keep making trading profits. But keep DCAing into vt too. Good luck.

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u/GroundbreakingKing 8h ago

Just put it in Bitcoin and Chill.

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u/Perfect-Cause-6943 8h ago

withdraw before that becomes $17 loll

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u/hotblood27 9h ago

Why buy uvix? It always falls down

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u/Ok_Place5832 9h ago

See you in 1 month

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u/P1SSW1ZARD 5h ago

What you are witnessing here is a man living pay check to pay check who is about to develop a gambling addiction

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u/professionalcart 7h ago

For a sec I thought it was 100k to 17k lol, but nicee

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u/_how_do_i_reddit_ 8h ago

"I live paycheck to paycheck" and "I put $100 to $200 into the stock market weekly" severely contradict each other lol

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u/iLoveTheTendies 9h ago

Nice. You’re the next Brownfield Capital

Big Short

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u/Crunchypie1 8h ago

This movie is why I dump money gambling on weekly puts for 3 years. Fun when it pays off. The only problem is that I only think this is the beginning. Not the bottom. I got out of weeklys obviously. Moved to 3 month nvda $75

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u/perceptive_AI 8h ago edited 8h ago

Regard said options are overpriced and proceeds to buy UVIX. Options are not overpriced if you think vol is going to go up

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u/Daft_Assassin 8h ago

Man…if I knew how to do this…I’d probably still be broke lol

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u/Crunchypie1 7h ago

Honestly it's just the fort Minor song. 80% luck 20% skill 100% regarded will.

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u/jojozer0 6h ago

If you've been putting 100 in every week for the past 3 years, aren't you still down 13k?

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u/srsnuggs 8h ago

Can someone explain how to make money on puts and calls

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u/EggyRepublic 7h ago

look at the stars, if it makes a line towards the horizon buy puts. otherwise calls. but no matter what, make sure to hold it through all volatility, that's how you land the 1000x baggers.

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u/srsnuggs 7h ago

Forgive me but I don’t even know what puts and calls are 😭

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u/EggyRepublic 7h ago

they're financial derivatives where generally speaking, puts will increase in value the more a stock drops (it's basically insurance because it gives you the right to sell at a certain price) and calls increase in value the more a stock rises (it gives you the right to buy at a certain price, basically a device that lets you go "damn wish I entered back when it was just $90" and actually lets it happen).

Most traders here never actually exercise the right to buy or sell, instead they play hot potato with it by just constantly buying and selling these contracts. For example, if I think SPY will make a move up over the next 5 minutes, all I have to do is buy a call now and sell it in 5 minutes at a higher price if SPY rises. The reason people use these is because it offers insane asymmetric leverage. The downside is they lose value pretty fast as time goes by since all of them have an expiration date.

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u/VanillaScoops 9h ago

Beautiful

Do it again

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u/unabayarde 8h ago

Congrats man

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u/beerformebeerforyou 8h ago

Way to go man!

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u/bpronjon 7h ago

Bravo! I am happy to hear of your success and hope more comes your way in the near as well as distant future.

:)

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u/No_Database9822 7h ago

What on earth is making you this much money for $100

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u/xSmeckleDorfedx 7h ago

Congrats peasant! Now fk0ff!

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u/57Luv 7h ago

Congratulations, 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 LFG

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u/meatrosoft 7h ago

Happy for you buddy.

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u/Neo_Epoch 7h ago

Fucking legend

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u/DropoutDreamer 7h ago

Perfect time to tank the stock market, around tax time

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u/fenriswulfwsb 7h ago

You should definitely put half away

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u/RiFTopsy 7h ago

Happy to hear you are getting finally some movement in your life bro

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u/Casual-Caveman 7h ago

Congrats! 👍

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u/ShadowCyphers 6h ago

Godspeed brother <3 I fucking hate you and love you at the same time 🫡

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u/Superb-Cockroach-574 6h ago

Can someone tell me how to pick put price?

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u/Crunchypie1 6h ago

I got lucky but long story short, look at supports. You need to draw support and resistance lines. There are long term trend lines and when they fail you go to the next support. I zoomed out and looked at nvda. See the peak around $95 on march 22 2024. That's a support.we broke $95 in the after hours. We can hold $95 or drop. Next support around $85 then next support at $75. If it ends up breaking below $75 then imo it's going straight to $40.

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u/Thattrainerliam 6h ago

What’s everyone buying whilst low?

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u/Key-Put4092 6h ago

Nice good job man

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u/MightyOleAmerika 6h ago

Take the money and run.

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u/verify_deez_nuts 6h ago

Congrats on the big win, man. Keep $1k in investing, put the rest into that bank. Buy yourself something nice, maybe a steak dinner or a new computer if ya need one.

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u/plasmaSunflower 6h ago

How can I replicate this? Trump is about to announce chip tariffs so puts on nividia seems like a good gamble

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u/USER-24k 6h ago

I love that for you man, make sure you invest wisely and put some money away for a rainy day

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u/fanofdota 6h ago

I bought 4/4 puts $90 on monday for NVDA and sold some by opening time on friday and I still didnt see these kind of gains. what was the price you paid for the contract? My avg price was 0.09 but I didnt see it go up to 1.20 or above to get the same kind of gains as you. what am i doing wrong?

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u/C604 6h ago

Congrats and be sure to cash some of it out!

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u/ahy90 6h ago

Dark mode ffs.

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u/m_j_d83 🦍🦍 5h ago

Road to a million

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u/m_j_d83 🦍🦍 5h ago

Road to a million

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u/AccordingIndustry 5h ago

Claims poverty but throw $100-$200 a week on scratch off lotto OTM puts.

This is your typical American.

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u/Drunken_Begger88 5h ago

Slow clap good buddy. Have you saw the price of your eggs over there. I occasionally smuggle the odd haggis into Yankystan via mail. (Sounds like a joke but it ain't and best is it started as a joke then I found the last laugh when I found out Yankystan is full of plastic people pretending to be Scottish just because their great great great gran came from a village then shacked up with sitting bull). My point to be exact you have 17k of nothing lol. Look at the German economy back in the day they used to carry thousands in cash in wheel barrows. Thousands of fuck all but.

Yankystan is at the very beginning of this. Get that 17 put into something of value that going anywhere soon. Or take the dollar value but if you do atleast cocaine and whores and live a little but don't sit and pretend that 17 is going to give even the most frugal cunt a safety net.

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u/Huffnpuff9 4h ago

Someone had to buy... ya fuck... im just hating... ugh

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u/NoOneImportantOCE 4h ago

Pay check to pay check but can afford 100+ a week into stocks? That's not poor poor. 

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u/aquto 4h ago

The same. 250 into 20k. Let’s continue!

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u/Blackbird335i 3h ago

I need a W like this man 😭

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u/Boring_Business4843 9h ago

Well truly you started with 5k and now you're at 17k. Still very impressive. Use it wisely.

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8207 5h ago

"I am poor. I usually put 100-200$ into the stock market weekly"

Damn bro I wonder why you're poor

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u/youusedtobecoolchina 9h ago

tbh I'm happy to see this happen to someone that is poor because I know the difference it can make. congrats

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u/Meanie_Cream_Cake 9h ago

I'm buying puts if this shit continues next week.

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u/bshaman1993 8h ago

Trust me this is the beginning of the end if you think it’s a good idea to buy VIX when volatility is so high. Take the profits and switch to VOO and chill.

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u/monochrome_f3ar Degenerate holder 8h ago

I'm calling bullshit. Post positions you cuck

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