r/wallstreetbets 21h ago

Gain Forgot I bought long-dated puts at the top, logged in to find a singular put worth over $100,000

This is my first time logging in since January

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 21h ago
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u/xjrh8 20h ago

You forgot that you bought a put for $42k?

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u/azurestrike 20h ago

As you do.

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u/Waygzh 16h ago edited 16h ago

I don't have a ton of patience to profile stalk but my curiosity got me to find out he lives in the upper East side in a penthouse, claims he grew up poor, is in the "top 1%," and he is a single man that has a healthy obsession with working out and his cat.

Which all really tracks with forgetting about a $50k put, nearly the median family income in the US.

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u/Rizmo26 15h ago

Single you say? Let me introduce him to my wife.

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u/ambermage Buy puts they said ... 15h ago

OUR wife

FTFY

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u/ShittySpaceCadet 5h ago

Don’t have much of a gaydar do you? Sounds like he’d be more interested in you.

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u/Kharnsjockstrap 6h ago

Imagine making likely more than a million per year, living in a penthouse in NY and still being single. 

He’s not good enough for your wife tbh 

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u/thesirenheta 15h ago

LMAO WE GOT A CONFIDENT ASS MAN RIGHT HERE.

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u/These_Muscle_8988 14h ago

not everybody has a micropenis like you

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u/thesirenheta 14h ago

Oh you're so emotional today sweetie.

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u/SkepticalGerm 15h ago

Everyone rich claims they grew up poor. For some reason no one can admit they had a leg up

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u/Narrow-Height9477 13h ago

Well, they mean, “poorer than they are now.” Which, to them, is poor.

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u/cheapcheap1 14h ago

yeah filthy rich people lying about growing up poor is so ubiquitous that I'd even say it tracks that he claimed he grew up poor. Lying snakes.

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u/Yaboymarvo 13h ago

He probably had to go to public school, so he considers that as being poor. They may have even had to do their own grocery shopping like the poors do.

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u/pickled_penguin_ 13h ago

That word was on trumps daily word counter this week. Grocery or groceries. Like he just learned it.

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u/holyknight00 6h ago

People finds out "poor" or "wealthy" are subjective terms. For some, being "poor" is not being able to afford to eat, while for some others, is having do your own groceries.
For some, being "wealthy" means owning a house, for some others owning a private jet.

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u/Baron_of_Berlin 13h ago

I wonder how often it's legitimately true versus it being a case of a very wealthy adult just no longer having a concept of what poor really is. Compared to their life -now-, a decent middle class upbringing might as well have been on-the-streets poor.

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u/Situation-Busy 12h ago

Vast majority I'd say. "Poor" to these people means having a day job and cleaning your own house. Most have never known a bank account with less than 6months of expenses and a job with 401k matching.

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u/ShadowZNF 5h ago

Missing out on the joy of a welfare Christmas?

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u/senilechild 14h ago

Does he also like boys, just trying to plan my trip to new york.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Waygzh 16h ago edited 15h ago

Fixed. My narcissism was leaking.

Edit: but for reference, top 1% is approximately > 800k USD annual income or >14 million USD net worth

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u/Timeforachange43 16h ago

“I’m young and rich but still grounded to the plight of the common man.”

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u/Waygzh 16h ago

It was more that every post I see wealthy people in WSB casts doubts. There's so many rich people here, and they interact with money in many different ways

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 14h ago

Sooo Patrick Bateman?

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u/Blood_Casino 10h ago

claims he grew up poor

I’m sure they exist but every person I’ve ever met who said this and wasn’t currently poor was lying through their teeth, upper middle class or above every time

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u/pelicanorpelicant 13h ago

Let’s see Paul Allen’s puts. 

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u/Californianos 15h ago

Nice job detective

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u/agent58888888888888 13h ago

Please tell me he's gay.... Coz i could be for that payyy

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u/benfromgr 11h ago

Haven't we all done that in between our busy schedules of running a bakery two days a week?

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u/PepperDogger 14h ago

And here I am, poor sucker rifling through my couch looking for just $10-20k in change--just anything so I can afford to eat this week.

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u/TheorySudden5996 16h ago

I hate when I buy a new car and forget about it, what can you do?🤷

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u/ShortYam2876 13h ago

To the guy that posted earlier,  I found your car

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u/DoubleSkew 20h ago edited 20h ago

It's more like:

"It's historically cheap to hedge - vol is cheap, interest rates are high, valuations are stretched relative to historical norms, etc...

I don't really feel like constantly checking headlines during the next administration to navigate turbulence, so i'm just gonna grab this - ignore news headlines & relax."

Then just went back to playing with my cats and ignoring politics for a few months - and here we are.

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u/tollbearer 18h ago

Your net worth must be in the millions, or this is still a terrible move.

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u/VibeCheckerz 18h ago

Someone putting 50k on options and forgetting about it is just for someone that prob has more than 1m$ to play with lol

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u/tollbearer 18h ago

You'd need at least 2 million, and a very strong belief we were going to face this level of volatility, for this to ever make sense. Alternatively, if you have like a 5 million portfolio, it could be part of a viable hedging strategy.

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u/GareBear415 17h ago

I started with a 1k put hedge in like October and watched that thing every damn day lol

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u/DazzlingResource561 16h ago

Millionaire here. Still wouldn’t do it.

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u/TheNicestRedditor 16h ago

Can I have a dollar? I’ll give you sucky sucky

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u/Unfinished_Bizzness 15h ago

Multimillionaire here. What’s the price for a rusty trombone?

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u/TheNicestRedditor 15h ago

3 dollars

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u/Unfinished_Bizzness 15h ago

I’m a multimillionaire not a billionaire so still a bargain hunter. I’ll give you $2 and some financial advice on grain commodities.

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u/TheRealFaust 16h ago

Everyone knew this would happen, exactly why buffet was holding 350 billion in cash

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u/tollbearer 16h ago

Buffet has been accumulating cash for years. He even rode out the 22 crash without buying much. This rapid, but meaningless pullback to october prices is not why buffet is holding cash. If he thinks businesses are fairly valued now, he'd have bought in october, and if he thinks they'' be fairly valued after a further 30% drop, hed have bought early 23.

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u/Waygzh 15h ago

Buffett running trillions in cash isn't really applicable to an individual investor unless you literally hold BRK. He's hedging risk in a trillion dollar company and taking the historically high interest rates on cash instead. Doing so has, as you pointed out, missed between 50-150% market returns since 2020. Which is a pretty big bummer for the average investor, unless you think we're entering the Great Depression

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u/MosaicLifestyle 13h ago

The Greatest Depression

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u/OcularOracle 13h ago

Greatest ever seen...

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u/ThreeEyedAngel 13h ago

I’d like to point out that this a return to April 2024 prices, not October

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u/Texugee 17h ago

Someone needs to eat this motherfucker

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u/UsedState7381 17h ago edited 14h ago

Yeah this is usually they part they never tell you because it goes against their narrative that this was easy.

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u/hoopaholik91 15h ago

Yeah probably, but just so other people realize, this is pretty much the same level of risk as taking your 100k portfolio and putting it in cash.

We are all making extremely risky and terrible moves here lol

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u/crankthehandle 3h ago

of course it is in the millions.

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u/BruceStarcrest 16h ago

I hope to reach this level of dgaf someday lol

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u/SouthWave9 18h ago

So you had a strategy that: New Administration -> economic turbulence -> markets fall?

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u/option-trader 13h ago

Well, wasn't that hard when the new administration only talked about economic turbulence during his campaign. Hoping that he was joking was such a strong hopium hit for a lot people though.

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u/LinxESP 16h ago

Pay your cat tax

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u/DoubleSkew 12h ago edited 12h ago

I gotchu 🙌

Here’s a pic of the baby.

The recent gains or current events haven't really changed anything.

Just gonna continue living life as normal while spending some more time with the cats & ignoring headlines.

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u/LinxESP 10h ago

Ooooo fluffy baby

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u/DoubleSkew 9h ago

Indeed!

She's a rare somalian cat (long-haired Abyssinian) - I will make sure she gets many treats & head pats ❤️

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u/Needsupgrade 11h ago

Toxoplasmosis causes love of cats and elevated risk taking . 

Thank your parasites 

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u/Emotional_Friend143 15h ago

“Playing with my cats and ignoring politics” sounds like a dream

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u/Logical-Ad1896 16h ago

Hi it's me your long lost twin brother.

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u/BruceStarcrest 16h ago

I hope to reach this level of dgaf someday lol

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u/larus-dero 8h ago

This is the kind of put you should buy: long term, itm and at low volatility. Great move!

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u/Jackson-G-1 20h ago

😂😂😂😉

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u/Suitable-Classic-174 14h ago

I’ for about 42k all the time

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u/ShimmyxSham 18h ago

I hate it when that happens

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u/AJ_Grey 14h ago

Wintering over in Majorca will do that. Just got back state side for spring break and remembered to login to the chump-change acct.

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u/wotton 13h ago

Bullshit.

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u/Level-Possibility-69 17h ago

We just call that a Tuesday....

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u/awkwaman 🍫🥛🍫🥛🍫🥛 16h ago

This is the way

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u/fymp 12h ago

Ppl make up a bullshit story for their gain/ loss, what else is new.

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u/level_17_paladin 11h ago

I feel poor.

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u/auxauxauxaux 8h ago

Very nice bet! But you might consider visiting a doctor for dementia diagnosis!

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u/wgn431234 1h ago

I forgot what I had for dinner, same same.

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u/Silent_Elk7515 20h ago

You forgot you bought puts? That’s like forgetting a winning lottery ticket.

I’m here checking my portfolio every 5 minutes like it’s a tamagotchi.

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u/WoDRonaldo 19h ago

"I’m here checking my portfolio every 5 minutes like it’s a tamagotchi."

Those are rookie numbers, need to pump them up ^^

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u/PepeTheMule 15h ago

Even on the weekends?

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u/frog_goblin 14h ago

I just checked mine thanks for the reminder! Nothings moving not sure why

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u/Maxcharged 11h ago

“Markets flat, calls?”

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u/CMDR_Shepard96 16h ago

I just stare at mine for the entire session. If I look away the market gaps in the opposite direction to whatever positions I hold

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u/BigSeth 18h ago

For the past month I literally have had bloomberg, and webull tickers pulled up on my desktop and robinhood open on my phone from bell to bell working my positions and trying to get my account whole again.

lol

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u/scwt 12h ago

How's that working out?

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u/BigSeth 11h ago

HAHAHA funny you should ask.

I lost 2500 bucks over the last month and made it all back and then some yesterday cause I just have made all the wrong choices until the obvious play came up.

But tbh I enjoy it, it's just my current hyperfixation until I find the next one.

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u/Odd_History4720 17h ago

What a waste of time and life

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u/Tupcek 16h ago

me? yes. Unfortunately, my parents will never get that time back.

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u/ring_of_slattern 16h ago

I'm up $300k by spending a total of like 20 hours staring at a screen.

You spend 5 years behind the dumpster at Wendy's to see half that.

But hey, love what you do and never work a day in your life, right?

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 13h ago

It's an old reference, but it checks out

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u/lowercritic 3h ago

LOLOLOL like it’s a tomagotchi

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u/gounatos 19h ago

I also forget where i ve put $50K all the time!

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u/Ldawg74 18h ago

I hate when I leave my $50k under the couch cushion. It’s so uncomfortable when I sit down.

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u/Dr_Fred 15h ago

I don’t usually tell people what to do with their money, but you should probably tell your assistant to tell your butler to move the cash to your vault.

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u/Ldawg74 14h ago

Can the gold bricks stay put though? I have those set under the cushion in even layers. It’s really only annoying when the cash falls under…

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u/lordvoldster 20h ago

One time I bought a car.. totally forgot about it until I opened my garage door.

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u/Junior_M_W 9h ago

You joke but Richard Harris, the actor that played the og Dumbledore, was gifted a Rolls Royce and forgot about it after he went drinking.
source 1 from his obituary in the telegraph

source 2 from yahoo

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u/letsfucknpollit 3h ago

I have a recurring dream where I buy a bunch of high value classic project cars from junk yards, but can’t remember where to go pick them up, how many I bought or which ones I bought. I keep trying to bring them back to my open lot garage, but I never round them all up. It’s stressful as fuck. I wake up fucking furious for no fucking reason.

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u/PhgAH 20h ago

You forgot $42K worth of put????

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u/octopus4488 20h ago

You outregarded yourself. Congrats.

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u/swaggythrowaway69 14h ago

I just checked my account. Unfortunately there weren’t any forgotten $42k puts that I forgot about.

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u/whitenelly 10h ago

Hate when that happens 

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u/JollyGreenVampire 10h ago

same, i did forget i had tech stocks. those however seem to have halved

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u/JoJo_Embiid 19h ago

you must be super rich to casually just throw 60K in puts, which usually goes to 0 eventually...

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u/Charming_Dealer3849 16h ago

I think what upsets me the most about this, is the impact to society as a whole, there is an entire generation of "we got ours" who forgot to communicate the value of supporting the next generation. As a result this new generation has no idea how to navigate this dynamic and unregulated financial world that has been created. Someone went and got a degree in education, and made less money for a years worth of work than this person did with a click of a button and playing with their cats for 6 months. The problem isn't that "life's not fair" it's that life has gotten so unfair that we've lost the capability to function as a society, and no longer can financially provide for people doing critical tasks to sustain the next generation of individuals

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u/polychris 14h ago

Just put the fries in the bag

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u/Useuless 13h ago

He's going to spit in your fries.

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u/iwantsomeofthis 14h ago

Stfu and get back to your hourly you tard

Edit: Top 1% commenter on a fucking online website and guy thinks he should talk shit. Touch grass. 

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u/Useuless 13h ago

Yup. We take for granted and exploit those who actually have the motivation or hard work in them.

With 3 million excess deaths from just covid alone, good luck trying to find healthcare workers, and that's just one industry.

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u/Critical-Diamond-901 49m ago

Man, just give me my wendys order and shut up.

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u/ILikeRyzen 20h ago

Congrats and fuck you.

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u/SouthWave9 18h ago

So you forgot ~62.7k of combined puts? Do you own shares as well? Don't you check them often?

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u/shrimpgangsta 19h ago

How the fuck do you forget a $40K-60K put contract!?!!

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u/Higginside 20h ago

Show us the other ones...

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u/megakaos888 18h ago

Congrats and fuck you

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u/TheBooneyBunes 16h ago

Meanwhile I sweat incessantly ten seconds after I buy an option regardless of its expiration

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u/DentistCrentist16 15h ago

How rich do you have to be to forget about 100k?

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u/justbrowse2018 17h ago

God I hate this sub when I’m zero account balance. I have a dozen spy puts around 600-625 all expired uselessly.

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u/Rollec 16h ago

I would love to be at a place in life where I forget about puts that cost 40k.

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u/HuckleberryHuge3752 16h ago

Who ‘forgets’ spending $60k on two puts…give me a break. Nice, if true

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u/Printdatpaper 15h ago

Kinda like I forgot I fucked and baby moms showed up 9 months later

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u/Jackson-G-1 20h ago

I don’t buy this story .. he forgot .. sure 😉😉

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u/metamorphosis 18h ago

He may truly forgot about it. It happened to me once...when I bought some shitty coin using a phantom wallet and forgot about it.

The difference is money I forgot was like $100.

Forgetting 40k means this MF has a portfolio in millions.

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u/Jackson-G-1 18h ago

True 👍

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u/hoopaholik91 15h ago

He probably didn't, but it's literally why options were invented. If he hedged a bunch of long positions then he doesn't need to worry too much about which direction the market is moving day to day.

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u/Durable_me 20h ago

You 'forgot'....
you really belong here!

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u/AFisch00 17h ago

You "forgot" you spent 42k on a single option....the fuck?

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u/Jazzlike-Vanilla-156 15h ago

Hello, im a Nigerian prince, i have millions of Dollars in my bank Account, sadly its locked and can only be reactivated If I pay 50k$. If you sende them to me, i'll return you 100k$.

Thank you.

Just in Case /s

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u/IceCoughy 10h ago

Sure thing bro

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u/sharkykid 20h ago

Am I reading this right? You can buy a put with a strike of $6,250? What?

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u/Grahamalot 19h ago

You are not reading this right. SPX isn’t SPY

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u/sharkykid 11h ago

Yup, thanks

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u/feelsracistman 19h ago

If you can buy deep in the money calls, why shouldn’t you be able to buy deep in the money or at the money puts?

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u/sharkykid 11h ago

Misread it as $spy LOL

thought it was DEEP DEEP ITM

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u/DoubleSkew 20h ago

Pricing from Dec 5th to today

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u/anamethatsnottaken 19h ago

Why did you buy so deep in the money?

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u/DoubleSkew 18h ago edited 18h ago

$605 was at the money at the time (Dec 5th).

SPX is roughly 10 times the size of SPY so 6,250 was in the money, but not deep deep ITM when I bought it.

As for the tenors, divided it between the two - as the SPY options would be categorized as long-term capital gains if held to expiry (1 yr). But at 9-months out cash-settled SPX options would be given preferential 60/40% tax treatment over 100% short-term gains.


Can't remember why I chose that strike price - I think I just looked at the vol surface and bought the cheapest implied vol 9-12 months out? Just remember the index having fairly high skew.

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u/anamethatsnottaken 18h ago

Oh, I misread the chart, no idea why. Right, 605 was ATM. The 6250 was ITM - lower IV but higher price. Think what happens in the extreme - if a ticker is trading at 10 and you buy a 1000P, you're basically lending the seller 990 (the uncertainty is more negligible). The interest on that loan is in the option's price. If you model just the interest rate (f.e. by looking at the 6250-6050 spread) it's not bad - over 10% I think?

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u/DoubleSkew 18h ago

If I understand correctly, is this what you're referring to?

If so - based off that tool, the interest rates on a long or short box would currently be ~60-90 BPS over treasury equivalents.

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u/anamethatsnottaken 18h ago

You linked a box spread, which is risk-free. In my extreme example - for example buying a 900-1000 spread when the underlying is below 100. It's not risk-free because if the underlying went to 900+ you dont get the loan back :)

Such a spread will have a price similar to a loan, but with higher rate than the risk-free rate

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u/honey_102b 18h ago

sick bro

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u/AccordingIndustry 18h ago

congratulations and Fuck You! For finding almost a milly in between the seat cushion of your port.

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u/siman_ 17h ago

congrats your memory power made you a good profit

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u/BallBearingBill 16h ago

I found a $20 in my pocket the other day

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u/MileiMePioloABeluche 13h ago

You "forgot" you had $60k invested in a LEAP?

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u/Dazzling_Marzipan474 11h ago

I wish I forgot mine. 🥴

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u/callsonreddit 18h ago

Geez you must have millions and like 10 accounts to just forget you had 42k in puts

Happy for u tho

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u/BK2Jers2BK 17h ago

Fuck you and uh, fuck you

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u/vorrenthlk 16h ago

so it is possible to harness the power of tardism

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u/DonxxJohnson3 16h ago

Ok show how down ur account is in 30 days like everyone else.

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u/Ellijah92 15h ago

I recently won $800 on a lotto ticket. How does one “put” as you say?

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u/Chance_Airline_4861 14h ago

Forgot I spend 40+k?

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u/GHOST_KJB 14h ago

Great! Now my wife is asking why I didn't buy those puts when I said I was going to lol

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u/ObitoUchiha10f 14h ago

It’s just an 2.5x bruh

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u/RJB925 14h ago

Forgot about $60k in puts, sure ya did 🤙

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u/rosodigital 13h ago

Geeez and I get amped when I find $20 that fell out of my pants pocket in the dryer 😵‍💫

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u/kerorobot 12h ago

Forgot 20000 usd worth of put is very regarded. 

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u/Tay_Tay86 does not like the stock 11h ago

How could you forget 42,000 $ ?

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u/undercreative 11h ago

Just like he forgot how the dildo stuck up his ***.

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u/APMO 9h ago

can I have $10K please

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u/DeepestWinterBlue 9h ago

how lucky. Present you should take past you for this hedge.

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u/mcy33zy 9h ago

"Forgot about the $50k I gambled"

Sure you did.

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u/sirdrizzy 8h ago

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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u/Enartis 6h ago

I come to this thread for the comments about BJs behind the Royol Burgrr.

Misspellings intentional.

Edit: *almost forgot / tip your bartender!

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u/USER-24k 5h ago

Nice!!!

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u/Becausebongs 5h ago

Is reading not a strong suit here, cost basis says 20k

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u/DoctorDividend 4h ago

Your application as our new Wendy's manger for our flagship store on Detroit's 8 mile has been approved!

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u/ssiddss 4h ago

tits

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u/1337enzo 3h ago

Can you lend me some money then forget about it

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u/smith1029 2h ago

Imposter