r/wallstreetbets • u/Mast3rfinish25 Russled Mod’s Jimmies 🥵 • 1d ago

Discussion This sub Monday morning when 0.01% green Futes

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 1d ago
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u/Legitimate_Farmer_90 1d ago

Black monday incomming

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u/Lauiasz 1d ago

Orange Monday

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u/Legitimate_Farmer_90 1d ago

Blue monday?

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u/Waste_Moment3379 1d ago

How does it feel

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u/samenumberwhodis 23h ago

To treat me like you do

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u/Level-Possibility-69 22h ago

Like blue balls.

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u/Evening_Cut4422 Edgy like a corn cob 🌽 1d ago

Followed by purple tuesday

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u/basteyyyy 1d ago

I’ll go long then

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u/coreoYEAH 23h ago

A DEI holiday under this administration? You looking for a free trip to El Salvador?

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u/Spec-V 23h ago

It’s gonna be red Monday following about 4more red trading days.

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u/Zyzz2179 23h ago

That’s kinda racist

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u/Legitimate_Farmer_90 23h ago

Not everything black has to be racist💀💀

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u/Zyzz2179 23h ago

Yes it was a joke. I was clearly joking.

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u/Legitimate_Farmer_90 22h ago

Okok i wasnt sure i thought is he really one of those???

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u/FaithlessnessDull336 1d ago

A win is a win, I take any green dildo I can get at this point

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u/WetLumpyDough 23h ago

Sounds like you’re in need of a giant green dildo

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u/FaithlessnessDull336 22h ago

Aren’t we all?

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u/WetLumpyDough 22h ago

Nah man, I was a 🌈🐻. I needed that red stink

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u/blubiu123 1d ago

Just because everyone is expecting black monday, it will be snp500 +5%

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u/eat_da_poo 1d ago

I wonder if people were expecting something like black Monday in80s when that happened

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u/IBetYr2DadsRStraight 23h ago

Yes, absolutely. The DJIA dropped ~10% over the preceding three trading days (Wednesday, 10/14/1987, to Friday, 10/16/1987). People sold because they were expecting others to sell.

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u/Level-Possibility-69 22h ago

That was why they instituted circuit breakers right? To prevent (or slow down) the panic selling.

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u/fridolin2509 23h ago

I am long 50x on sp500.

I had the same thought...

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u/Follow_The_Lore 22h ago

50x lmao regard

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u/IcestormsEd 23h ago

The only green coming on Monday will be in many Wall Street restrooms.

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u/Eurothrift 23h ago

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

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u/806god 23h ago

The memes that come from this sub are hilarious lol

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u/mialexington 1d ago

BeRS r fUcKD!

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u/mkartyshov 23h ago

Ghey bers are cooked!

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u/Spacepickle89 23h ago

WE BACK BABY! Brrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Lysdexia_Ruels_ 23h ago

Is Monday going to be the bloodbath everyone thinks it will be?

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u/vF101 23h ago

So you're saying there is a chance to save my Monday spy 550 calls?

Ill take it

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u/Mudfry 23h ago

Purple Monday

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u/avaufbasse 23h ago

More than likely will only if China, Canada and Cole don't say anything crazy over the weekend.