Guess the market is gonna be all green for the foreseeable future

I’m seeing a lot of people gearing up to go all-in with shorts and puts at open. And honestly, that makes sense. The market will likely dip again Monday — especially if more tariff retaliation news surfaces.

But here’s the thing: be careful. This play assumes that this fear isn’t already priced into the recent drop. If the market has already baked in the worst-case scenario, and instead we get a headline about fresh negotiations or de-escalation, you could get caught on the wrong side of the bounce.

You’re right to plan for another drop. I am too. But as a technical trader, I’m reminding myself: Use your assumptions to guide action — not to dictate it. Wait for confirmation. Watch for volume, trend breaks, or momentum shifts before you enter. Don’t just trade the narrative.

You're a mean one, Mr. Trump, You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Trump, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Trump, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Trump, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Trump, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Trump, Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a vile one, Mr. Trump, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Trump, The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!

You're a rotter, Mr. Trump, You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Trump, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Trump, With a nauseous super "naus"! You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Trump, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Realized this morning that the massive drop caused my “out of the money” sold put option to get exercised last night. Now I own 100 shares of SPY @ $505, entirely in margin. Paying 5.75% APY…

The way I see it, I have 2 options:

• Sell 100 shares at open Monday morning

• Sell covered calls in the money and collect premiums

I feel like it’s gotta be sell covered calls at $505 until it comes back up.

Peak regard trades here. And the ironic part is I had a sell order for most of this around $21 a share a couple weeks ago that just barely didn't fill! Not selling as I do still believe in the trade and will continue to cost average down as it drops further. But definitely the largest upside down position of my trading career. Beware the risks of triple leveraged funds!!! A 30% market drop can wipe you out!

Never give up gents. I got lucky in December and turned $900 into $100k and then continued to try my luck and ended up trading myself all the way down into a 5k margin call. Took a few weeks off to recover and came back with a $5k deposit and 0DTE my way back up to $128k. (Took out 40k so my account reflects $88k)

This is my first time logging in since January

I bought a ton of weekly far OTM puts on nvda and woke up today with huge profits! I am poor. Like really poor. Live paycheck to paycheck. I've been full bear since 2022. I usually put $100-$200 into the stock market weekly. Finally my full port puts paid off. This is only the beginning. I sold my puts today. Took my profits and bought uvix since options are way overpriced.

161.8% extension of first leg down from all time highs tested Fri in addition to long term support. Dealers will initiate the bounce to reduce exposure on downside and short covering will carry it up to render most panic puts worthless before resuming down. Lots will fight it only to lose money. Fundamentally oversold given the economic conditions. Bought 530/535 calls into close Friday. less

At 10:19am I placed an order to buy 60 contracts of TSLA $240.00 Put... Was a market order and still didn't fucking place. So I canceled a couple minutes later. I would've made $20k.

At 10:47am I bought 32 contracts of TSLA $235.00 Put @ $279.00 per contract. TSLA skyrocketed ten fucking dollars right after.

At 11:17am I couldn't take it anymore and sold all 32 contracts of TSLA $235.00 Put for an average of $54.00 per contract.

-$7,200 in 28 minutes. Tesla has beaten me down in the equity in my model 3 performance, in the stock market, and now in the form of options. I hate you Tesla.

Held this since January and average down along the way, thanks Trump.

Will exit 25% at +5%, 50% at +10%, and fully at +15%, or fully at -5%. The bear has awakened from the long winter. Ride it or be eaten.

Here are all the trades I made the past 2 days. Tariffs bad for the economy but DAMN good for my put options.

No day trades, had to get creative with what I could do with the small amount of capital I had. If I had timed it right from the start this would be so much more but it was a valuable lesson in learning to trust the process in making it back.

China will impose a 34% tariff on all imports from the US starting April 10, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

$SPY PUTS the entire way down.

20 wagyu straight from Japan for dinner tonight