r/whatif 2d ago

Science What if every wound you ever sustained reappeared fresh on your body all at once?

Would you die or have a chance?

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u/Illustrious_Agent608 2d ago

All the acne I’ve ever had on my face and back would just turn me into Freddy Krueger instantly lol

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u/CookieRelevant 2d ago

Not even a minor chance if I was already hooked up to machinery. Injuries in Iraq alone all happening at the same time would likely be enough, I was lucky to make it back then. Now my body doesn't even begin to function as well.

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u/An0nymos 2d ago

Fun fact: This is why you need vitamic C regularly. Scurvy does just that, allows all your old wounds to re-open.

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u/MadameSaintMichelle 2d ago

Damn I knew lack of vitamin c led to scurvy but I never knew THAT could happen

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u/whereisyourmother 2d ago

I've had three caesareans, so my insides would probably fall out.

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u/BackgroundGrass429 2d ago

Probably bleed out. Pretty quickly.

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u/Klutzy-Ad-6705 2d ago

I’d have to start taking drugs again. Lots of them.

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u/Excellent_Speech_901 2d ago

If wound is specifically a penetration from the outside then I'm... not good exactly but not likely to die. If it includes my tibia popping out through my shin, sprains, bruises, and related sorts of injury then I really want someone else around to call an ambulance for me.

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u/Kimolainen83 2d ago

I’d die really fast. Got hit by a car 8, years ago. How I only got a black eye and a broke. Leg(granted 8, broken bones) the doctor couldn’t understand how I didn’t have internal bleeding. And the nurse that was right there stabilized me til the ambulance arrived 2 minutes out. So yeah I’d be dead pretty fast

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u/SimplyLaggy 2d ago

I have severe eczema so I will most likely be bleeding like hell and dead soon

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u/Particular-Star-504 2d ago

Does this include wounds from surgeries? Because if those reappear without me being in surgery, I’m pretty sure that’s the end of it.

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 2d ago

Same. & I’ve only had a few.

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u/Willing-Hold-1115 2d ago

as a combat vet with a few wounds, I don't think I'd survive. None of them were super serious (I didn't lose a leg or anything) but all at once would probably kill me. Not to mention all the random cuts, bruises etc.. My hands would probably fall off.

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u/Turbulent-Name-8349 2d ago

With age, the remembered pain from past wounds reappears. I regularly think that I've got a new pain, then realise that it's just a memory of old pain.

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u/blizzard7788 2d ago

No chance. I’ve had 20 surgeries in my 69 years. Most of them in the last 20. They would definitely kill me.

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u/Far_Tie614 2d ago

Fun fact, scar tissue is actually a living thing that needs constant maintenance / collagen to keep them together. One thing that happens in the later stages of scurvy is that your body runs out of collagen and old scars start opening up again.  (Like, among all your other problems.l

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u/SabotMuse 2d ago

Hoptal

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u/Warm-Marsupial8912 2d ago

There wouldn't be much left of my knees

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u/DependentLow7046 2d ago

I would bleed to death very quickly

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u/GSilky 2d ago

My dick would hurt.

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u/AdInevitable2695 2d ago

Please no, I don't think my urinary tract can handle it.

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u/DadtheITguy 2d ago

I'd be dead or back in hospital

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u/Smooth_Review1046 2d ago

That would hurt

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u/atgatote 2d ago

I’d be dead as hell. And if I wasn’t? Absolutely would want to be

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u/Extreme-King 2d ago

I'd be asking for morphine right away...and then dead before the next breath.

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u/shrekerecker97 2d ago

I'd be dead

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u/triflers_need_not 2d ago

I had a baby and after all the blood in my body decided to try to sneak out through the wound the placenta left on my uterus. I'm pretty sure if I didn't have a staff of doctors and plenty of iv drugs asap to stop it I'd drop dead pretty quick.

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u/cannabull89 2d ago

I would literally die from blood loss and shock

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u/Active_Rain_4314 2d ago

Oh shit lol

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u/MadameSaintMichelle 2d ago

Considering I'm kind of holding my body together as is NOW, I'm gonna die. Full stop

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u/DemonDuckOfDoom1 2d ago

I'm a cat owner so definitely dead

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 2d ago

I’d probably die. I haven’t gotten that many wounds, but the fact is that I’ve been in quite a few bike crashes. My legs, especially my right, are going to be a bit of a mess, especially because the same spots got wounded several times.

Thanks to some issues when I was little, I needed surgery. The skin in my stomach would open up in 2 directions, while my throat regains the hole it had in it so the trachea thing could work. When I was born, my airway was blocked by my tongue, you see.

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u/sfsp3 2d ago

I'd have no skin on my arms.

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u/SableyeFan 2d ago

I'd be screaming and trying to hold my melting skin from falling off my body. I'd probably won't die.

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u/Riskskey1 2d ago

Yeah, i think just the open abdominal surgery would do me in.

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u/DefrockedWizard1 2d ago

with all the broken bones and surgeries, I'd collapse and die of dehydration

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u/Ton_in_the_Sun 2d ago

I suppose I should have omitted medical procedures, BUT, I’d probably die of exsanguination from all the bumps and cuts I’ve gotten from being clumsy my whole life.

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u/Ok-Maintenance-2775 2d ago

I'd probably live, but it'd be a rough few weeks of recovery. 

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u/Existing_Many9133 2d ago

I would look like one big walking bruise

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u/InstructionSad7842 2d ago

Oh yeah, I'd be so fkin dead...

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u/DonkeyWriter 2d ago

Cool, I exploded.

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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 2d ago

Death. Painful death. That is all.

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u/PaceFair1976 2d ago

i would be really fuckked....

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u/Bitter_Emphasis_2683 2d ago

I bleed out almost instantly.

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u/Gold-Leather8199 2d ago

I'd be dead

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u/DreamInMonoVision 2d ago

And I’m dead….

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u/StevenBrenn 1d ago

That’s what happens if you get scurvy.