r/whatif • u/AndamanEyes • 1d ago

Lifestyle What if we switched places of blankets and pillows?

We fold a blanket to rest our head on and cover our bodies with pillows.

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u/MuckleRucker3 1d ago

What if we took all the lame posts on Reddit, and gave shock therapy to the people posting them?

Do you think the quality of material would go up?

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u/AndamanEyes 1d ago

I would actually benefit from shock therapy tbh

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u/MuckleRucker3 1d ago

I'm happy to show up anywhere on the West Coast with a stripped extension cord and a stick for you to bite on.

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u/AndamanEyes 1d ago

West Coast 😂

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u/MuckleRucker3 1d ago

Ya, it's the body of water on the far left side of North America. Do you need help reading a map?

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u/AndamanEyes 1d ago

I can read a map just fine buster, I just can’t imagine living on the west coast. It must really suck tbh.

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u/MuckleRucker3 1d ago

I'll take it over living anywhere else in North America. Good weather, no mouth-breathing MAGAtards. It's pretty awesome.

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u/AndamanEyes 1d ago

I don’t think they have good pillows or blankets tbh

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u/MuckleRucker3 1d ago

Pillows are amazing, and duvets are preferred over blankets. See previous comment about amazing weather.

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u/PocketSandOfTime-69 1d ago

On a scale of 1-10, how high are you?

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u/Purple-Temperature-3 1d ago

You must have smoked a good one , enjoy the trip.

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u/Important_Fruit 1d ago

Did you get sidetracked on the way to r/stupidquestions?

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u/AndamanEyes 1d ago

Why, were you also?

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u/Important_Fruit 1d ago

Wow! What a zinger! That will go down as one of the all time greatest ripostes ever uttered. Right up there with that all time classic "I know you are - but what am I." We are in the presence of greatness.