r/wholesomegreentext 24d ago

Hard and cold

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u/Square_One376 24d ago

No fake and gay analysis today friends

Just happy for OOP

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u/ShatteredPen 24d ago

honestly he's living the life

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u/bee_wings 24d ago edited 24d ago

[Slowly puts down "queer and real" stamp]

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u/BonkingBonkerMan 24d ago

Just true and gay this time

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u/The_Maarten 24d ago

Snow and gay ☑️

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u/Favsportandbirthyear 24d ago

My guys never had to shovel twice in one day or start his car in -30 and it shows

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u/Flamefether_ 24d ago

Dude hasn’t dealt with winter drivers either, people don’t seem to realize how ice works most the time

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u/ShyJaguar645671 24d ago

And "Snow suprises drivers" because for some reason they thought having summer tires in the middle of the winter is a good idea

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u/Manzhah 24d ago

Tbf, snow can absolutely suprise drivers when the fucking thing shows up during your work day in middle of september.

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u/fuckshitasstitsmfer 24d ago

Why would he ever, he has a boyfriend for that

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u/sleepytipi 24d ago

realize this is how man was meant to live

He better man TF up then and go put down some salt.

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u/zmbjebus 24d ago

In gay speak thats just a hot thing to watch your bf do.

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u/SynnamonSunset 21d ago

If you live somewhere you gotta clear the drive that much, how do you not have a snowblower

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u/Clocktopu5 24d ago

Winter break eh? Yeah deep snow is fun when you are only dealing with it for a week, come back once you've commuted and cleared your driveway for a month straight and see how based snow is

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u/victorfencer 24d ago

True. But that also means that we are not meant to be driving cars in such locations either

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u/Figdudeton 24d ago

Cats kind of out of the bag on that one bud.

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u/zmbjebus 24d ago

Please don't put cats in bags. Not cool.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol 24d ago

Snowpiercer it is then

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u/Manzhah 24d ago

I'll take constant vold and white snow for months straight over having to wade through alternating ammounts of semi solid water and mud in complete darkness during the same time period.

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u/MassiveChode69420 24d ago

I don't think OP is doing anything straight for a month

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u/JoNyx5 20d ago

Get some huskies and a sled then, no car nor driveway required.

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u/PotatoStill3134 24d ago

my dude just enjoys being gay in the snow and is happy

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u/personguy4 24d ago

Winters where I live can be pretty harsh, but there are those nights where it is absolutely beautiful. Also, I can deal with cold a whole hell of a lot better than I can deal with heat.

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u/ornithobiography 24d ago

This might as well be the Brokeback Mountain of winter romance movies. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read this week. Thanks for sharing OP

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u/bookhead29 24d ago

❤️

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u/Ace0f_Spades 24d ago

Can confirm, being gay in the snow is mega based

Source: am gay, it snows here

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u/zudzug 24d ago

Dude's become a yeti. His friends might be frost giants.

Wholesome indeed!

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u/ClaimsAdjuster1312 24d ago

Fuck the long dark winters. That shit gets depressing after month 2.

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u/Wwanker 24d ago

That’s because you’re not sharing it with you bf

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u/aderthedasher 24d ago

REAL, and gay :)

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u/Economy-Trust7649 24d ago

I'm straight AF but if you know where the fish are I don't care how gay you are, I'm prepared to spend all day zipped up in a ice hut with ya.

But like there better be fish lol

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u/AlrightMister 24d ago

ice dildo

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u/MrMangobrick 23d ago

Fuck I want this

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u/End3r_071 24d ago

real: snow is awesome gay: do I even have to point it out?

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u/_Fir3F0x_ 24d ago

gay and beautiful :)

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u/Waltenbook 24d ago

Snow in the streetlights is a special kind of quiet.

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u/SquirrelSuspicious 24d ago

Did the Foundation make another SCP-3799

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u/zmbjebus 24d ago

Is cold gays really that scary to you?

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u/sandro_lake1 24d ago

tbh, goals.

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u/patrlim1 24d ago

Now I'm sad. I wanna be like OOP. Happy.

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u/EarthToAccess 24d ago

I had a girlfriend a few years back in a similar situation. She's in the Bible Belt of Alabama and it NEVER snows for her, so when she came to my place in New York for the first time and we got SNOWED IN WITH A BLIZZARD she was a wee bit happy LMAO

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u/pukiwuki 24d ago

real and gay

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u/Particlepants 23d ago

Hard disagree, as I've moved away from a snowy area and everytime I'm basking in the sun looking at the sea and palm trees, I think to myself "this is how man was meant to live" still wholesome though

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u/pesten9110 22d ago

Wish I had a boyfriend to hang out in the snow with

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u/iridescentrae 24d ago

i know it’s funny but i’m sure it’s true for a lot of lgbt people. being in the snow can be great. a lot of people look forward to winter breaks and holidays with snow.

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u/TruestWaffle 24d ago

Happy for bro

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u/TrumpDesWillens 24d ago

I wish I knew how to quit you

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u/7_11_Nation_Army 24d ago

It should snow in cities too. We have ruined it for ourselves. Do anything to stop global warming.

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u/SirKaid 24d ago

Snow is a pain in the ass to deal with and people moved to the cities because there's no jobs out there -

but if it works for him then I'm happy for him.

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u/aoimhurchu 24d ago

The Left Hand of Darkness

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u/erhue 23d ago

depression has entered the chat

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u/mrbleach76 23d ago

No snow and ice fucking suck. It’s expensive to remove and makes driving so difficult

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u/TelvanniLupex 23d ago

It might be gay but God I hope it's not fake

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u/bloo_overbeck 23d ago

Smallest snow fan:

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u/Finkejak 23d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/DrCrappyPants 23d ago

This is a man who has not had to shovel the driveway after a huge snow storm or had to put chains on his tires

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u/Rocketboy1313 23d ago

Good for them.

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u/FindingE-Username 24d ago

Happy for him though i feel much happier in the opposite weather

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u/unknownsoulsucker 20d ago

Winter is coming

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u/babieswithrabies63 20d ago

Fake and...straight?

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u/cape2cape 24d ago

What kind of rural area has streetlights…