r/woahdude 1d ago

video Basket starfish out of water

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u/stldutt 1d ago

I’m not on mushrooms you are

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u/Dazziboi 1d ago

Dude I had the same exact thought

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u/entoaggie 15h ago

Speaking of mushrooms, this thing gives me heavy Last of Us vibes.

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u/Elevyn11 20h ago

Came to for this reference 🍄

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u/GoodMoGo 1d ago

LSD not required! Or am I having a flashback?

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u/D6969g 1d ago

This is definitely what looking at a plant while on a nice hallucinogenic looks/feels like.

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u/GoodMoGo 1d ago

Except I would be looking at it for 46 minutes, instead of seconds...

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u/ArunKT26 1d ago

Nope.

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u/Industrialkitty 1d ago

put it back

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u/Crimson_Knight711 17h ago

It’s fine

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u/LetsJerkCircular 1d ago

This is an uncanny middle-stage where we simultaneously appreciate our central nervous system yet doubt free will

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/MyTwinkies 5h ago

I think this is a complete thought, isn't it?

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u/YJSubs 1d ago

I swear, if there's Aliens visiting Earth they would freak out seeing creature on this planet.
I'd like to imagine, while emerging life is not something rare in the universe, the biodiversity on Earth is ridiculously mind-blowing by Universe standard.
As a friendly reminder, what we have today is the leftover where 90% species of the past is extinct.

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u/Elevyn11 19h ago

I think these are the aliens. And if not in the ocean the insects. I mean come on... bugs freak me out. Only exception is the fuzzy bee. The rest... 👽 lol

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u/thebrokemonkey 1d ago

Borat Voice What kind of dog is this?

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u/Key_Necessary_3329 1d ago

Oh god! The doily is alive!

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u/not-read-gud 1d ago

Weird dog

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u/Economy-Ad5635 1d ago

Looks like something that would live on Davey Jones

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u/halucionagen-0-Matik 21h ago

Bro that thing is a living acid trip. Now put it back

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u/Anpher 1d ago

Animals have evolved into fractals.

We're doomed.

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u/saladmunch 1d ago

Probably older than us, or just visiting

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u/gbgrogan 1d ago

Had to google it to make sure it wasn't AI

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u/Elevyn11 19h ago

Thank you for your service 😆 🙏

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u/JohnnyKubel 23h ago

That thing turned will turner into bootstrap bill

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u/Pickledpeppers19 20h ago

I know this will not be a popular opinion, but that starfish is absolutely beautiful!

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u/VerityParody 13h ago

I hope an alien doesn't to do this to me and zoom in on my butthole-mouth before yeeting me back to Earth.

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u/rynoxmj 1d ago

I'm too high for this right now.

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u/austinyo6 1d ago

Ahh look, a giant ball of nope.

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u/dhtdhy 1d ago

Looks like the fungus monsters from Last of Us

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u/Diaza_Kinutz 1d ago

Horrors beyond comprehension

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u/ArcaninesFirepower 1d ago

There is too much water and not enough fire in this video.

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u/platasnatch 1d ago

Get it off my screen

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u/Van_groove 1d ago

Don't be rude.

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u/GustoFormula 21h ago

I'm so glad to not be a basket starfish

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u/b3nz0r 21h ago

Dude I swear the fractals are alive man

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u/BrownCraftedBeaver 1d ago

How do people touch such exotic beings with bare hands?

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u/EyeChihuahua 21h ago

Veewy carefuwwy

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u/double_decker_taco 1d ago

It looks like a boss from Resident Evil

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u/Stinky_Fartface 1d ago

Stop moving so I can see it move

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u/Sofroesch 22h ago

I let out an audible GUHH

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u/EyeChihuahua 21h ago

Flips it over: and here is the butthole

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u/deborah834 18h ago

Wowwwwwwww!!!!!

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u/FinnRazzel 16h ago

I could watch that thing all day.

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u/Choice_Student4910 13h ago

Ngl I wouldn’t mind being reincarnated into that. Maybe I’ll get eaten by some rando fish but wouldn’t care.

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u/greennit22 12h ago

This reminds me of blasphemous blade

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u/YUNGBASTARD_ 12h ago

Can't tell me that ain't no alien

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u/Rare_Part2121 11h ago

The soul within that is hell

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u/Sircka 10h ago

Should have been called a Fractal Fish

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u/Lexa_Stanton 9h ago

PUT IT BACK!!

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u/Darkeater_Charizard 5h ago

lovecraftian nightmare creatures do exist, apparently

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u/musicmonkay 2h ago

I had to google this because my brain refused to believe it wasn’t some sort of anemone

Thanks OP, very cool

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u/ib770 2h ago

Genuine question, do those have eyes ?

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u/GlasKarma 1h ago

Per Wikipedia “Most ophiuroids have no eyes, or other specialised sense organs. However, they have several types of sensitive nerve endings in their epidermis, and are able to sense chemicals in the water, touch, and even the presence or absence of light. Moreover, tube feet may sense light as well as odors. These are especially found at the ends of their arms, detecting light and retreating into crevices.”

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u/Insanebrain247 1d ago

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going 😏

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u/Gruntfutoc 10h ago

That looks so AI.

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u/Empty_Bathroom_4146 14h ago

Wow, he suffocated an animal for 40 seconds to make a video!