r/instant_regret • u/coachlife • 1d ago

Harassing a pregnant woman

19.5k Upvotes

586 comments

r/instant_regret • u/leginnameloc • 1d ago

Stealing a farmer's produce at a red light

6.5k Upvotes

74 comments

r/instant_regret • u/mudshake7 • 2d ago

He won't be doing wheelies again anytime soon NSFW

13.7k Upvotes

564 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Commercial_Weight_41 • 3d ago

Piss poor decision 🐶

2.8k Upvotes

55 comments

r/instant_regret • u/W0rldGuy • 6d ago

Playing with your cars window

13.1k Upvotes

89 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Upstairs_Cash8400 • 8d ago

Stunt gone wrong

12.5k Upvotes

324 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Upstairs_Cash8400 • 10d ago

He asked for a fight

7.9k Upvotes

182 comments

r/instant_regret • u/TRIKKDADDY • 12d ago

Don't use your head, use your pito

3.1k Upvotes

75 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Suddern_Cumforth • 12d ago

He's now a blind snake charmer.

10.5k Upvotes

270 comments

r/instant_regret • u/RoyalChris • 13d ago

Trying to taze protesters at a Tesla dealership in California.

13.5k Upvotes

526 comments

r/instant_regret • u/ThickSwim5370 • 14d ago

Too lazy to move a cycle.. His world moved without him

5.8k Upvotes

61 comments

r/instant_regret • u/RileyRhoad • 15d ago

Never pour water on a grease fire..

7.4k Upvotes

197 comments

r/instant_regret • u/JayLikeThings • 15d ago

Golfer takes frustration out on sprinkler and regrets it instantly

3.8k Upvotes

165 comments

r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • 16d ago

The fear in his eyes lol. He not gonna do that again.

11.4k Upvotes

112 comments

r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • 16d ago

If you don’t have enough upper body strength to pull yourself over a fence with a F BULL 🐂 chasing you, then you really shouldn’t be in the ring with one.

3.5k Upvotes

148 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Yeah_i_suppose • 16d ago

“AHHhH”

5.6k Upvotes

227 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Commercial_Weight_41 • 18d ago

Well well well you F around and find out. NSFW

3.1k Upvotes

179 comments

r/instant_regret • u/New_Libran • 18d ago

Jumping into a foam pit

11.9k Upvotes

326 comments

r/instant_regret • u/ebn_tp • 18d ago

2 Americans after trying to do a runner from a tourist horse & cart driver in Dublin

8.1k Upvotes

431 comments

r/instant_regret • u/-happycow- • 19d ago

Witness the Peak of Embarrassment

13.7k Upvotes

215 comments

r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • 19d ago

Well, that was very expected! C”nt wont do that again to the water puppy!

6.5k Upvotes

282 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Away_Needleworker6 • 20d ago

Guy loses all in to a royal flush with quad aces in poker, a 1/2,7 billion chance of happening

20.7k Upvotes

410 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Sometypeofway18 • 21d ago

Guy in Birmingham tries to stab someone... gets tasered instead

14.3k Upvotes

262 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Longjumping_Key_5008 • 20d ago

I hope these videos help prevent other people from making the same mistake NSFW

934 Upvotes

192 comments

r/instant_regret • u/mortysec • 21d ago

Bashed

4.3k Upvotes

122 comments

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r/instant_regret

Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

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Instant Regret

(in'-stint rē-gret') n.

a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

Guidelines & Rules

1) Videos and gifs must show regret. No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language. Sometimes it's a judgment call. If you think it works, try it out. If we delete it, you were wrong. We are Reddit™ moderators. We are always right!

A fail is not a regret. Some ripper eating a swellbow while trying to bone a rail on the backside, (that's skater lingo for a bad crash. I looked it up (made it up)), isn't regret. There should be a look of surprise, and an expression that clearly says, "Oh no. Oh, God no. I really should not have done that. Why did I do that?"

Other examples that aren't regret:

An immediate reaction to pain.

Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass.

Laughter is not an expression of regret. It's just not.

A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret. For all we know you like looking like a pumpkin, and definitely still want that potato tattoo on your ankle.

2) Regret must be instant or near-instant. If someone does something which only has bad consequences minutes or hours later, it is not considered instant.

3) No Animal Abuse. We love animals. They are capable of regret, but we don't want to see videos where their regret is the fault of humans, involves cruelty, injury or is in any way unpleasant.

4) No compilations. Just pick one good thing and go with it. Everybody likes it when you do that.

5) If the video is longer than 20 seconds, please use a tag to tell everyone when the lead-up to the regrettable moment begins. For example [regret at 4:20]. Or post the video queued up to the point where things get good and the regret quickly follows. But, ultimately, these are just excellent suggestions. You're the director. Make it good. And don't worry. If it sucks, we'll get rid of it for you.

6) Reposts are highly discouraged. Reposts are allowed, but reposts which have been posted recently or are in the top of all time will be removed.

No Dannys. If your name is Danny and we find out we will ban you.

WE HATE SPAM!

We remove spam.

We exact vengeance on those who give us spam.

If you see spam, report spam.

If you see an account that uses a YouTube channel that takes videos from other channels in order to accumulate karma on said account. Report that account, We'll take care of it.

and finally...

REMEMBER YOUR REDDIQUETTE

Please, no abusive comments, hate speech, or any other personal attacks.

Doxing, brigading, and witch-hunting are not allowed.

This includes derailing commentary sections to complain about prolific users, and by that we mean "Gallowboob is not against the rules". Complaining about the OP rather than the content is an easy way to earn a temporary ban.

The moderators reserve the right to remove posts & comments, and to ban users at our own discretion. If we feel your post doesn't fit, we'll remove it. If you are an abusive person, or an intolerable troll, we just might ban you. If you feel that your post or comment has been removed unfairly, please feel free to message us. We'll try to be nice. We're not perfect but we really are working on it.

If you see someone breaking the rules, please message the mods and let us know.

Thanks! Now, please enjoy our sub and the consequences resulting from the poor choices made by your fellow humans.

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