r/dalle2 • u/Juju_Out_the_Wazoo • Jun 27 '24
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What’s the funniest thing you've witnessed on Zoom while working/studying from home?
one time i was on a zoom meeting for work and my dad walked in with his dick out and a jar of peant butter hanging off his dick and our family dog was walking behind him and salivating and he didnt know i was in a meeting so he said "hey can u put this peanut butter on for me, Spot wants another bite" so i did it even tho I knew it was incest but i did it anyways in front of my boss and then I got fired for gay incest :(
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I want to pull my house off the market
Maybe just realize your asking price is laughable and your equity is fake.
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Im Just Now Realizing How Good Red And White Really Is
what a lazy, piece of shit album art. Seriously? AI?
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When you and bae are both chubby and cute.
What the actual fuc?
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A terrific meal on the go
Maybe you should be confronted with the awful reality of a treadmill
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“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is a terrible saying
Since you seem confused, let me help you out there buddy.
The order does not matter. It's a simultaneous statement and means the same front and back.
If it was "have your cake and subsequently eat it" sure, you have an argument. but it's not. The word "and" implies simultaneity of both phrases.
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Share some of your controversial opinions
Then you've been duped, my friend. I still haven't heard a single convincing argument, other than "fuck women we don't care about their spaces".
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Share some of your controversial opinions
What are you talking about? AFABs on performance enhancing drugs, like testosterone or HGH, would not be allowed to compete in a legitimate way. When has that ever been a point of conversation? That's literally something everyone agrees on, not sure why you're bringing it up like some kind of "gotcha"...
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Share some of your controversial opinions
Isn't testosterone considered a performance-enhancing drug? Last time I checked those weren't allowed in competitive sports either.
Tell me, since you're such an expert on biology and muscle-growth, how did these studies control for the 10-15+ years of hormonal development the AMABs have enjoyed before their therapy began? This can affect factors like musco-skeletal strength, coordination and brain development. How do you even begin to compare two individuals, with all their subtle differences, in a quantitative scientific study?
I'll give you a hint, you can't. At the very least, it hasn't been done to a satisfactory level in the eyes of the scientific community, and we're going to need a veritable mountain of evidence if I'm going to give AMABs the right to steamroll women's spaces in the same way we have been doing for decades. The burden of proof is on you, not us. You're the one looking to demolish the status quo and take achievements away from real women who were told, growing up, they would have a chance at greatness apart from men with their biological advantages.
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“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is a terrible saying
This does not change the meaning or the ease of interpretation whatsoever. I don't know what you're getting at or why 1.6k people agree.
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“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is a terrible saying
It makes perfect sense if you just slow down and think for a second.
Eating something consumes it. As in, it's no longer exists in the form in which you received it.
So, it's essentially saying you cannot both cherish and hoard something while at the same time enjoying it to the fullest. Pretty simple and easy to grasp if you ask me.
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What is your dream snake?
If I knew what the fuck that meant I would tell you
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make those Gitties sag some more
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I come to conclusion that women are finders of lost things
Disgusting... Ketchup belongs on the door of the fridge
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Share some of your controversial opinions
Allowing men to compete in women's competitive sports just because they flooded their bodies with some hormones is causing the destruction of a safe space designed to support women's achievement. We literally ruin everything.
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I've created a gay scale 1-10. I'd say I'm a two. Where are you?
I think you mixed up 4 and 6.
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intimacy is more than just sex❤️
He's got both his hands on the phone. Why else would he be holding onto it like your BF does to your love handles?
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Girl comes out to her Dad over the phone
Obviously, this is subjective and I can't force you to agree with me. That's okay, people are allowed to have different take-aways and you're entitled to that.
I believe sharing of a such a personal moment implies that you're looking for something "extra", whether that be consolation, aggrandizement or reassurance. It doesn't necessarily speak to the personal meaning of the situation, but I would argue the sharing of the video implies a lack of fulfillment with the naked, personal moment on its own - which should be just for you and your family.
I guess you could say it doesn't prove anything, either way, but nobody could argue against your point if the video hadn't been shared because then it's obvious there were no ulterior motives.
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balcony door stuck shut because washer door is open
These machines are not rated to withstand years of wear and tear from the elements.
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Girl comes out to her Dad over the phone
It doesn't completely ruin the moment, but I think it shines a light on how this generation doesn't consider any of their actions meaningful unless they're fully documented and blasted out to the airwaves. I wish we could go back to creating meaning in our own lives regardless of what others think or believe.
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a bro worried about a nose job? Ok man, great assumption. Let's forget about everything we know and just assume the exact opposite of the likely facts.
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