r/photoshopbattles Jul 25 '12

Special Battle | Closed 20K BATTLERS!

To celebrate hitting 20k subscribers, we are holding a battle.

Here is the stock image to work from.

As it is with subscriber battles, every submitter is given a random flair.

If you are new to this subreddit, please read at least the first two sentences in the sidebar. Basically, if you see an opportunity to make it better, funnier, or otherwise appropriate response to a shop, please do photoshop further other photoshopbattlers' submissions.

See the UCDT if you're in need of cutouts, and why not throw a couple of your own in there while you're hanging out in that thread.

Have fun!

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u/physep Jul 25 '12

Gotta love the NBA catered events

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u/Carcats Jul 25 '12

My laugh-induced convulsions are causing me to unwillingly pose like these NBA-ers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

I don't understand why 5 people would have voted this down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

This is outstanding.

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u/IamBOXBOY Jul 25 '12

Ha this is my favorite!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

dammit that was my idea!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

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u/furtiveraccoon Jul 26 '12

this is my favorite! It blends, he has the face of an exaggerated focused cook, and he looks like he's about to slam dunk some great-tasting pizza dough

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12 edited Jul 25 '12

DaVinci's Michelangelo's masterpiece in its true form

This was actually way easier than I was expecting

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u/seventowerdays Jul 25 '12

Not Da Vinci, Michelangelo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

damn, I always get my renaissance art pioneers confused

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

if it helps, Da Vinci has the blue headband and katana, and Michelangelo has orange headband and nunchucks.

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u/HOBOBEAR Jul 25 '12

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u/karmapopsicle Jul 26 '12

I don't know where you're from, but where the fuck do forearms look like that?

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u/HOBOBEAR Jul 26 '12

I think he broke his arm.. Not sure tho.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12 edited Jul 25 '12

QWOP (ASKL) Basketball.

EDIT: Here's the sub-par cutout QWOP guy with a fixed leg and shoe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

Truly a masterpiece. Well done

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

Thank you. :) But man, do I hate animating, too much work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

Ha ha kidding. Here's an actual cutout of a person.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

Here's a shitty blank background.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

And a shitty group cutout.

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u/IsThisWhereANameGoes Jul 25 '12

Your cutouts are just as shitty as Shitty_Watercolor's watercolors..

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

Is that... A complement? As far as I know, Shitty_Watercolor doesn't do watercolour.

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u/Deleis Jul 25 '12

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u/glassex Jul 25 '12

haha perfect placement. Welcome, glad to have you here =)

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u/glassex Jul 25 '12

This stock photo looked a little strange to me. I couldn't tell what it was. I even had to ask my brother for help. Anyway, after a little zoomifying...

http://i.imgur.com/6vkxW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/D2EQ9.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

Nice. I like the second one best. Seamless!

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u/glassex Jul 25 '12

The first one was the first thing I saw when I looked at the stock; then I got creative with it for the second one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Jul 26 '12

I knew someone would bring up space jam, beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

I agree. Although, your username made me laugh more than the original image.

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u/grahvity Jul 30 '12

I love how he's keeping Tweetie from getting trampled.

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u/nickgenova Jul 25 '12

make that 19,999 battlers and one lurker. love you guys.

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u/7a50n Jul 25 '12

*2 lurkers. I can't shop for shit.

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u/AngryWizard Jul 25 '12

I don't even own photoshop. Add me to the lurker list pronto.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

Gimp is a wonderful open source photo shop look alike, that's what I used for the creation of man knock off in this thread, definitely check it out if you want to take up battling

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

Also, PAINT.NET.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

I lurk, but I dont fap.

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u/nickgenova Jul 25 '12

was gonna tell you to gtfo.. but damnit.

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u/glassex Jul 25 '12

Not trying to put you on the spot or anything, but is the correct spelling "damnit" or "dammit"? I've always wondered.

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u/BipolarMosfet Jul 25 '12

I believe it's "damn it"

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

This is correct, sir.

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u/nickgenova Jul 25 '12

quite curious myself. i figure damn is the right way..so...via transitive property

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

Absolutely beautiful. It fits perfectly too.

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u/konydanza Jul 27 '12

I'm sure that's exactly what Memphis was thinking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

i was waiting for this one to show up...

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

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u/Viscerae Jul 25 '12

Wow, the technical skill here is great! Impressive!

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u/supoc Jul 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

Subtle and poetic

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

haha! that's an old one!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

We gonna have a blast at the Rainbow Lollipop Club tonite!

Also i'm not sure about the chemlight hoops.

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u/corgisaur Jul 26 '12

Been lurking for a while, figured I might as well do a first post.

*Let's try that with the right link.

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u/gaj7 Jul 25 '12

Here is a cutout, and here is one where I tried to complete the arm

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u/frkcool Jul 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '12

Thor, you nasty bird...

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

How do you create that effect?

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u/gospeedgo Jul 26 '12

Just got to this thread from hitting random. I believe I have found the promised land.

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u/GexGecko Jul 26 '12 edited Jul 29 '12

NBA: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!

Edit: Wow that is some random flair.

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u/AKJ90 Jul 27 '12

This one is pretty bad: A bad picture, but hey it is he's dad!

I'll make a better version/other version when I get home. If I get home.

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u/phantomex Jul 27 '12

The Championship RING

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u/mrcassette Jul 25 '12

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u/Carcats Jul 25 '12

If this isn't gyros or donner, what is it??

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '12

That looks like döner to me...

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u/wooq Jul 30 '12

shawarma?