r/photoshopbattles • u/MooGirl • Aug 06 '12

Weekly Battle | Closed [Battle #27] Dinner for two via EddieTH

This week's battle stock image is....THIS

Via last week's winner EddieTH in Battle #26 - Original Image - Winning Entry

Every subredditer is given a random flair

  • Battle entries are submitted as replies to this thread. The one with the most upvotes wins and picks the stock image for the next week.

  • Feel free to edit someone Else's entry as your own. This could potentially go back and forth.

  • Remember to label NSFW entries appropriately.

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Good luck, may the best shopper win!

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u/tehalynn Aug 07 '12

Jay-Z and the Tramp

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u/You_coward Aug 07 '12

No way to compete with this...

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u/weaselstomp Aug 07 '12

It's quality work, and it's pretty damn funny. You can add to it though :)

Feel free to edit someone Else's entry as your own. This could potentially go back and forth.

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u/kkantouth Aug 08 '12 edited Aug 08 '12

randy: I like your bother, I like your mother

I like you and you like me too

We’ll get a preacher, I’ll buy a ring

We’ll hire a band with an accordion, violin

And a tenor who can sing

J-Z: Yea (bring back your love)

I mean don't, don't hate, congratulate

It's all good though (bring back your love)

Roc-a-Fella incorporated, you know?

Enterprise baby, enterprise -- feel that?

Listen! Uh-huh, uh-huh-uh

randy, Jigga, how easy is that?

Randy: We’ll have a kid or maybe we’ll rent one

He’s got to be straight, we don’t want a bent one

He’ll drink his baby brew from a big brass cup

Someday he may be President if things loosen up

J-Z: I... uhh, think of you

late at night (uh-huh) love that's all I do

Tell me why (uh-huh, Jigga, uh-huh) do you have to leave

Love me randy (uh) c'mon (uh) bring it back to meee..

Randy: I’ll take the train into the city ev’ry mornin’

You may be plain, I think you’re pretty in the mornin’

And some nights we’ll go out dancin’ if I’m not too tired

Some nights we’ll sit romancin’

Watchin' the late show by the fire

Randy: When our kids are grown with kids of their own

They’ll send us away to a little home in Florida

We’ll eat spaghetti all day 'til we pass away randy and J-Z

TL;DR love song between Randy Newman and J-Z

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u/tehalynn Aug 08 '12

I wish my spaghetti was that good.

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u/thehouseofspike Aug 07 '12

Finger lickin' good

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '12

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u/thehouseofspike Aug 07 '12

It sure looks good

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '12

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u/thehouseofspike Aug 07 '12

Me first!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '12

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '12

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u/thehouseofspike Aug 07 '12

You, Sir, have bested me. Fantastic work!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '12

This thread had me in tears. That is all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '12

Sigh Upvote, upvote, upvote...

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u/TITANIUS_INGLESMITH Aug 08 '12

THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT! Laughing so hard

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u/kkantouth Aug 07 '12

submission 1: whoah

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u/weaselstomp Aug 07 '12

Oh hey Jay-Z, what'cha eating? ...Where's my cat?

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u/shakakaku Aug 07 '12 edited Aug 07 '12

And please give me my chair back.

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u/weaselstomp Aug 07 '12 edited Aug 07 '12

There is no Jay-Z, there is only Zuul

Your turn!

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u/kkantouth Aug 08 '12

btw, i have you tagged as "this guy gets it!"

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u/shakakaku Aug 07 '12

Wow! really good cut!

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u/self_destruct_in_321 Aug 07 '12

Nice skull for added effect!

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u/weaselstomp Aug 07 '12

Thanks guys, and remember:

Feel free to edit someone Else's entry as your own. This could potentially go back and forth.

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u/glassex Aug 07 '12

How many can you spot?

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u/MooGirl Aug 07 '12

I count 19...very cleaver placement on a few

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u/glassex Aug 07 '12

Hmmm....yes.....very cleaver indeed.

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u/MooGirl Aug 07 '12

hahaha oops!

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u/spencebiro Aug 07 '12

21 possibly 22, not sure if it's a small cat or something else

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u/justcurious12345 Aug 08 '12

I agree, I see 21.

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u/kkantouth Aug 07 '12

im iffy on 20. i can't remember if i counted that one twice... damint. i should have done more with my spot the differences.

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u/thehouseofspike Aug 07 '12

I got 21

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u/kkantouth Aug 07 '12

that sick bastard... didn't catch 21.... fuck

you missed wrist watch though.

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u/thehouseofspike Aug 07 '12

Yeah, I completely missed that one. Damn. So it's 22! What do we get for finding it?

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u/kkantouth Aug 07 '12

high 2.5 - if we split the difference of a highfive.

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u/weaselstomp Aug 07 '12

And door handle?

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u/weaselstomp Aug 07 '12

Oh and the one peeking in through the door (nice opacity) :)

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u/kkantouth Aug 07 '12

damnit thought that was on the original image :( FAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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u/thehouseofspike Aug 08 '12

I thought so too!! Oh well, we'll have to give out high 2.5's back.

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u/kkantouth Aug 07 '12

BALLS! we missed another!

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u/kkantouth Aug 07 '12

erh... 24. weaselstomp caught doorhandle and the curtain...

i swear im going to be pissed if he made a cat out of cats... -.-

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u/thehouseofspike Aug 08 '12

Is there one on the lock as well?? Crap!!

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u/Vampire_Seraphin Aug 08 '12

and one in the drinking glass

edit: My bad, I thought 19 was for one in the bowl.

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u/xomaniac Aug 06 '12

Really!? Those colours together! You bring shame to us cats.

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u/Omnamah Aug 09 '12

I haven't seen that show in years. Thanks for reminding me.

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u/kkantouth Aug 07 '12 edited Aug 07 '12

Submission 2: there are 10ish differences. can you spot them all? spot the differences

note: im not counting the wood wall as one... that was just cleanup.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '12

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u/thatoneguydunno Aug 07 '12

Hey, I use Pixelmator. Nothing wrong with that. Just ⌥⌘R the selection of the worm a bit, and you're good.

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u/koralarts Aug 08 '12

The Last Supper

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u/weaselstomp Aug 08 '12

So we WAS black!

Edit: Not a racist, I just think I'm funny.

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u/vexd Aug 09 '12

My first ever submission to photoshop battles.

Unhappy dinner date

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

Playne-Z?

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u/1337_Jacob Aug 09 '12

Mr Bond...

My first picture here :D

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