PsBattle: These kids fighting with dildos in a gun safety campaign advertisement

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[u/MrFiskIt]

The force is schlong with this one

/edit, thank you for the funnies.

[u/zazie2099 → u/MrFiskIt]

"Luke, I am your father."

"But...you're my age."

"Search your feelings, you know it to be true."

"But...you're black."

[u/MartianSky → u/zazie2099]

"I'm not black, just dark."

[u/SanityNotFound → u/MartianSky]

"I've been tanning."

[u/OhioGozaimasu → u/SanityNotFound]

The tan side of the Force.

[u/Scientolojesus → u/OhioGozaimasu]

You can join the Tan Side of the Force for a monthly membership fee of only 10,000 credits!

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republic dataries

[u/DeathBySnustabtion → u/[deleted]]

I only have this Nubian ship to trade though.

[u/Ta2whitey → u/DeathBySnustabtion]

It's a snickers rip....off hahahaha

[u/Daemon_Targaryen → u/MartianSky]

"I'm not black, just dank."

[u/Zackeezy116 → u/MartianSky]

Come to the dark side

[u/[deleted] → u/MartianSky]

When I first read this I thought it said "I'm not black, I'm just dank."

Too much Reddit

[u/Mattybmate → u/[deleted]]

That's absolutely outstanding

[u/Mattybmate → u/[deleted]]

You have just made my day, thankyou!

[u/[deleted] → u/zazie2099]

LOL. this shit needs to be in the show "Psych". Would literally be a perfect line that fits the characters and story....AHHHH

[u/MachReverb → u/zazie2099]

That's nothing, my son Donald is two years older than me, but I still supported his theme-style restaurants.

[u/swingmymallet → u/zazie2099]

Explains why he ditched

[u/KnuckleChildrenSoup → u/MrFiskIt]

OBGYN Kenobi

[u/sanfermin1 → u/KnuckleChildrenSoup]

HA! I lost it at this. Thank you.

[u/AnthraxAngel → u/sanfermin1]

I know /u/sanfermin1's comment didn't add to the discussion, but there shouldn't be anything wrong with thanking someone for making them laugh. It's only polite. So don't upvote because it doesn't add to discussion, but be polite and not a dick: don't downvote common courtesy.

[u/sanfermin1 → u/AnthraxAngel]

Why thank you for your common courtesy as well.

But it's, in fact, even more comical to me that anyone would think to put negativity towards a comment "not contributing" to a "discussion" about a shopped picture of 2 kids flailing Dildos around.

The smugness behind such a down vote is fucking pungent! hahaha

[u/omGoddard → u/MrFiskIt]

Use the Shwartz!

[u/dvirpick → u/omGoddard]

I hate it when my Shwartz gets twisted...

[u/cat043 → u/omGoddard]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

[u/swingmymallet → u/cat043]

But do you know how to use it?

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"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."

[u/So1ahma → u/MrFiskIt]

There has been an awakening, have you felt it?

[u/[deleted] → u/MrFiskIt]

I didn't know Frieza was a Jedi.

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Your schwartz is almost as big as mine!

[u/CrazyLeprechaun → u/MrFiskIt]

Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

[u/finalsleep3 → u/MrFiskIt]

The schlong is strong. FTFY

[u/[deleted] → u/MrFiskIt]

I see your shwartz is as big as mine!

[u/SubSoldiers → u/MrFiskIt]

My favorite!

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This is great, made me lol. Plus all the names everyone came up with! Upvotes for everyone!