r/photoshopbattles • u/Dark_Merchant • Apr 12 '17

Photoshops Only Mode | Low Quality Pic PsBattle: Weird sleeping position.

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u/gulpyblinkeyes Apr 12 '17

It's a healthy, beautifu... well, it's a healthy boy.

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u/loonattica Apr 13 '17

Listening to his assbuds in the womb.

Precious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '17

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u/Berkamin Apr 13 '17

I was genuinely hoping you had photoshopped him giving birth to a baby boy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '17

My god this is great

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u/freckles56 Apr 13 '17

He's in a position to easily protect himself!

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u/MusicMagi Apr 13 '17

I love you

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '17

Why is this getting downvoted so much? Genuinely curious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '17

Redditors generally downvote things that are irrelevant or don't contribute to a discussion. e.g.:

  • "This!"
  • "Take my upvote!"
  • "xD"

Edit: formatting

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '17

I was wondering the same as the guy who asked, reading this made me remember Reddit is supposed to be a step above sites like Youtube and Facebook, so I downvoted the guy who said "Dieded XD"

Thanks

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u/RagingNixon112 Apr 13 '17

Redditors can blow me. DOWN VOTE THIS COMMENT, YOU SLOBS!

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u/Noob911 Apr 13 '17

See, this guy could be asking for downvotes, but might secretly be hoping for upvotes from people who just don't want to give him what he asked for.
I say we keep him at zero...

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u/willyorke Apr 13 '17

That motherfucker will learn!

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u/darkrider400 Apr 13 '17

Yeah this basically explains it. The user is being downvoted for his borderline stupid spelling of "died" being "dieded" and adding the suicidal "XD" at the end. Im not sure what could possibly be more preteen-style than that combination. Maybe throw in Hot Topic shit or "rawr". Reddit needs an auto-ban system for anyone that tries typing that stuff.

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u/tuturuatu Apr 13 '17

Because it's the sort of comment you see on Facebook, Instagram, Tumbr, etc. And reddit is obviously above that. Unless you look at the front page.

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u/balls_of_gum Apr 13 '17

The only reason I downvoted is because I saw how heavily downvoted it was and it's fun to contribute so maybe that's why.

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u/seth1299 Apr 13 '17

I agree, that's why I downvoted yours

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u/KnowledgeBroker Apr 13 '17

The hive mind approves.

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u/nevercomindown Apr 13 '17

Dude just fucks himself so hard, and then comes back for more.

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u/balls_of_gum Apr 13 '17

I downvoted me too! I can't resist those downvotes came so fast.

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u/Kiptoke Apr 13 '17

It's rare to see someone getting downvoted on good terms. Downvote given. Have a nice day.

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