r/ABA Dec 24 '24

Satire/Joke Me getting mugged

339 Upvotes

Woooah friend, unavailable!! Show me safe hands! 1, 2, 3, great job!! Show me stomping feet, wow friend that’s awesome! Good job stomping feet! Ok now we can walk or stomp to the police station, which one?

r/ABA Nov 02 '24

Satire/Joke actual statements said to my cats (ABA has consumed my brain)

310 Upvotes

“if you need to potty you can go to the litter box!” “first go to litter box then i’ll give you a treat” “you used the litter box, great job!!” “yeah that’s the litter box! thanks for using the litter box to potty!” “you caught the mousy, that’s very good!” “that’s a good girl drinking your water!”

AS IF CATS UNDERSTAND BEHAVIOR SPECIFIC PRAISE LMAO

r/ABA Mar 02 '25

Satire/Joke I was watching Beavis and Butthead and decided to make a behavior plan for Beavis

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362 Upvotes

I’m just an RBT, not a BCBA so I’m no expert in creating programs. But if I was forced to be his BCBA, this is what I’d try

r/ABA Sep 26 '24

Satire/Joke We should replace cops with RBTs

487 Upvotes

If a gas station is being robbed, I’ll show up to the scene and tell the robbers to show me calm hands and then give a gestural prompt to put the money back. Easy.

r/ABA Aug 21 '24

Satire/Joke Six Hour In-Home Session

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278 Upvotes

God help me. BCBAs stop scheduling this 😭

r/ABA 1d ago

Satire/Joke Actual Footage of the BACB Ending DEI

126 Upvotes

r/ABA Dec 20 '23

Satire/Joke What’s the sickest burn a kid has ever delivered while you’re on the job?

200 Upvotes

I have several:

(for context, I have terrible posture): “Why do you always walk like Randall [from Monsters Inc.]?!”

same kid, different time— looks at my horribly scratched up car in his driveway: “Did your cat scratch up your car too?” 😏

another kid, staring at a massive pimple on my face, horrified: “What IS that?!” (I told him it’s something called a pimple, and that hopefully he doesn’t have to deal with them when he’s older— his mom was in hysterics)

lastly: “I didn’t know old people knew Pokemon too!” (I was literally 26 😭)

r/ABA Jan 05 '25

Satire/Joke What’s the craziest talent you’ve seen one of your kiddos/clients have?

57 Upvotes

I think for me, it’s a kiddo I had that was knowledgeable on playing multiple instruments. Only 8 years old & could play the drums, guitar, violin, piano, & saxophone effortlessly.

There’s that general thought some people have that “every autistic person has some type of special talent”, although this likely isn’t true; I don’t think it’s some insaneee stretch to say. The talent I’ve seen some of my kiddos have & even things I’ve heard from others & seen on the internet is crazy.

Just saw this video on Twitter of this 6 year old autistic kid that could replicate different fonts & was writing in each one on a whiteboard…it’s crazy.

r/ABA Aug 03 '24

Satire/Joke behavior plan for my cat

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265 Upvotes

I am in no way qualified to write any programming for an actual client, BUT, when i realized my cat has not been responding to other behavior change measures, i decided to do what i know. let me know if there’s anything I missed or if you’ve also tried ABA-ing your pets :)

r/ABA Jun 19 '24

Satire/Joke Y’all ever forget about NT children?

201 Upvotes

I’m single and childless so I’m sure that has an impact, but today I interacted with a neurotypical 5 year old and was like wow…this is really different. Not in a good or bad way but it just shows how the idea of a “normal” child is completely subjective.

r/ABA Feb 03 '25

Satire/Joke Being autistic in this field is so hard 😔

117 Upvotes

I developed the same hyperfixation as one of my clients </3

r/ABA Dec 31 '24

Satire/Joke The BACB is so unserious

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122 Upvotes

I live in Denver, so I always check out the job listings the BACB sends just to see if it’s something I’d be willing to leave my company for. Today they sent an Ethics Manager position and I found this typo hysterically ironic, especially knowing it’s under the competency requirements lol

r/ABA Jul 01 '24

Satire/Joke Summer is rough for RBTs

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242 Upvotes

r/ABA Mar 13 '24

Satire/Joke I play a game called, "where the hell did I set my water bottle?" at our clinic. What special games do you play?

123 Upvotes

r/ABA Jun 06 '24

Satire/Joke My client likes to create their own ISpy page.

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349 Upvotes

Looks like it's straight from the book!

r/ABA Mar 03 '25

Satire/Joke Tell me you are around kids too often without TELLING me you are around kids too often…

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47 Upvotes

And people wonder why I read and listen to so much OTHER music.

r/ABA Jan 06 '24

Satire/Joke Alright, what came home with you today?

87 Upvotes

My pockets contain a couple of used tissues, a PECs icon that fell apart, and a gently-mouthed board game piece. You?

r/ABA Dec 19 '24

Satire/Joke Finally, a Christmas Sweater for ABA

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245 Upvotes

r/ABA Nov 19 '24

Satire/Joke Is it ethical to use ABA on my cat?

41 Upvotes

I’ve been trying to use DRL to get my cat to chill on the treat begging, he now has to point and I’ve mixed his regular food in as well so not every bit has the treats. I want him to point for the treats but also not ask for treats so much. Is this how I should be implementing this with him? This is James btw.

r/ABA 10d ago

Satire/Joke (Breaking Bad) I identify with Mike Ehrmantraut

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61 Upvotes

r/ABA Mar 02 '25

Satire/Joke claiming the clients

48 Upvotes

the company i work for was really strict about confidentiality and respecting autonomy (rightfully so), and idk if this is the norm everywhere but if we were in public we were never allowed to say we were in session or “working” with the kid we were with if ever approached. there were soooo many times i’d be out at museums or grocery stores with a family and trail off somewhere with the kid and someone will say “omg wow they look just like you!” and i roll with it and pretend im their mom or older sister lmfao, mind you i usually look nothing like the kids i work with

r/ABA Feb 27 '25

Satire/Joke Client told me “go away!” (SUCCESS!)

92 Upvotes

So proud of the little guy 🥹

r/ABA Dec 19 '24

Satire/Joke Bouta start referring to my client as “boy” and talking like Kratos

46 Upvotes

Good job, boy. First work, then play, boy.

r/ABA 15d ago

Satire/Joke Super late posting this, but my girlfriend took (and passed) her BCaBA exam on Valentine's day.

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58 Upvotes

r/ABA Jan 09 '25

Satire/Joke ABA x New Girl Crossover

111 Upvotes

This cracked me up lol