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u/Aglet_Green 1d ago
He thinks you're a bot posting this randomly.
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u/BlondeRed 1d ago
A bot you say?!
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u/poKehuntess 1d ago
He just knows you're going to post this on Reddit. After numerous discussions with you on the downfalls of social media you continue to disappoint.
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u/Candicesweet470 23h ago
“If this human don’t get this phone out of my face..I mean I know I’m cute but dang!” Lol
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u/SmartassMouth89 1d ago
Take the dis cheep ass collar off me. You know I wear that tie to all the cat meetings.
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u/CrimsonPermAssurance 1d ago
Ugh, we talked about this. Those curlers won't do anything for the 36 hairs you have left Greg.
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u/ShadyMyLady 1d ago
"A bell, really, do I look like the bell wearing type?" "Be very careful with your answer."
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u/Electronic-Cat-4478 1d ago
Really Mom/Dad? Do you think that anyone is going to believe that I was the who farted?
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u/HeartShapedBox7 1d ago
What is that face sticking out of her neck? Maybe the reason she’s judging you!
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u/bigbadstevo 1d ago
Because you keep shoving your phone, or camera or whatever, into his face. It ain't rocket science.
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u/Beautiful_Most2325 1d ago
"You lookin at me?! Huh punk?! Get the fuck outta here till I get some tuna!"
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u/AstroCrackle 16h ago
You put that bell around his neck. Would you like a bell around your neck jingling 24/7?
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u/solesoulshard 3h ago
Because you had a horrible accident that you lost your long glossy whiskers and most of the facial fur and heaven only knows why your nose ended up like that! I mean, surely you’re a kitten your mother cat could love, right?
But he won’t say anything because you are a polydactyl cat and can open the cat food.
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u/luhkeemee 2h ago
Because you dared to go to the bathroom without their supervision.
Because you filled their bowl with kibble instead of artisanal wild-caught salmon.
Because you tried to sing in the shower and they’ve heard dying squirrels do it better.
Because you made eye contact while they were dramatically knocking something off the counter.
Because you sleep 8 hours a night, and they nap 16—amateur.
Because you clapped when they jumped off the fridge like it was the Olympics.
Because you think you’re in charge.
Because you left the house and didn’t bring them back a gift or even a receipt to shred.
Because you wear clothes. Unnecessary. Weak.
Because you only have one tongue and you don’t even use it to bathe yourself properly.
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u/vithgeta 1d ago
"Red wine with fish? Even I know better than that"