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"Stop singing!"
And that's what we call "Giving poochy some stick".
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Maybe maybe maybe
Lolol. (Be sure to watch right to the end.)
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Bed making game
Good dog. I keep piles of boxes and books on one side of the double bed (in which I generally sleep alone). I wish they too would move on command when I change the sheets!
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Demanding a walk even though she just went on one three hours ago
If in doubt, let the dog out! Imagine if we were only allowed to visit a toilet at times deemed OK by our "owner"! (I know Amazon treat their employees like that, but Amazon are scum.)
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Sucks to be Janet, she will probably never become a grandma.
You'd be right about Joe not having a well paying job. In a recent video he was moaning about a $5 rise in tickets for a camping show.
To get hired anywhere, he needs to first shave off that unhygienic unsightly neckbeard.
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Danny not gonna be happy about this
That would have taken forethought and a little effort though.
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Andy's current situation
Andy will get evicted one of these days, and end up losing all his stuff. No sympathy though, fuck him.
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Andrew Ditch Confronts EDP445
AI can never generate anything both as insane and as stupid as Andy himself.
OK, Alex Jones comes close.
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well scooby doo
The fool is nightmare fuel.
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My new neighbor hit a Larson emote on my Ring camera
I'm hitting my spine.
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My new neighbor hit a Larson emote on my Ring camera
Does anyone here understand what the (bogan) guy's saying?
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What if Andy was born in Europe?
Oh, you sweet summer child.
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FISHTANKS ALEX B “MONKEY KING COBRA”… IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BOFORE THE COBRA CLASH TOOK PLACE BUT OF COURSE ALEX TRIES TO SET IT OFF FROM THE JUMP.
Slap fight to determine who wins the title of King Bitch I mean King Cobra! Cobes better not get slapped unconscious though or he might wake up lying face down with his pants around his ankles and a condom in his ass.
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FISHTANKS ALEX B “MONKEY KING COBRA”… IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BOFORE THE COBRA CLASH TOOK PLACE BUT OF COURSE ALEX TRIES TO SET IT OFF FROM THE JUMP.
He's autistic and would have associated high social anxiety/agoraphobia. When was he last in a sizeable group? (Never?) And all his "basic" needs (rent paid, ample fast food and booze, internet for socialising/showing his vids) are already paid for by fan contrbutions. He might potentially have gotten his end in on Fishtank, but he was probably still recovering from Jessica.
And mainly, he wouldn't have got away with constantly believing and acting like he's KING DICK.
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Not sure if this has been posted before
Did he really "do Habitat For Humanity in Africa"? If so, what did that involve? I hope he refrained from using th 'N' word while over there.
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What if Andy was born in Europe?
Sorry for turning you on.
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Got another one. He's back at making unhinged tweets and rants
Just like you have "other stuff to do" now hunh, hahaha.
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Got another one. He's back at making unhinged tweets and rants
Is William the guy you raped (I forget)?
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Got another one. He's back at making unhinged tweets and rants
He's "gonna" lose his mind? It's way too late for that!
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Does anyone have the context of this video
He's stupid enough to think up some stupid things himself though.
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Can someone please explain this to me?
I'd say Daniel is always the art, and sometimes the artist (for acts/sayings he thinks up himself, there are probably many). IMO a person, or fictional character, doesn't need any knowledge of dadaist philosophy to be dadaist. Zippy the Pinhead is a famous example.
Dadaism is art. While certain political beliefs help explain its origins, they are not a requisite for being dadaist. To believe otherwise is anti-dadaist and against the Spirit of dadaism, so be warned!
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF DADAISM
JOYLESS SERIOUSNESS WILL HAUNT YOU
UNLESS YOU POST "STAY SAFE SPIRIT OF DADAISM"
IN THIS THREAD!
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The latest tweets from Mr. Qipao dress guy. Looks like his expensive ahh computer is bricked
Hey, you left out one of his major "skills", RAPE !
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The latest tweets from Mr. Qipao dress guy. Looks like his expensive ahh computer is bricked
"Someone wiped my firmware", ah yes, gotta watch out for those 1337 h4X0rz. Mr Rapist is developing quite the case of classic paranoia. Must be his karma.
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Sucks to be Janet, she will probably never become a grandma.
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If it's on the neck, it's still bad though. I used to be a neckbeard myself until I learnt better. (No pee bottles though.)