r/Arcanecirclejerk • u/Ready_Medicine_2641 Cait’s top guy • Jan 25 '25

SexTech Not trying hard enough

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u/mcslender97 Herald of "Jinx is a bratty bottom" guy ​ Jan 25 '25

Skill issues

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u/Big-Commission-4911 She's the new HOUND of the Underground, for sure :3 Jan 25 '25

Jayce has got her covered.

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u/franklinaraujo14 Jan 25 '25

that child is doomed if jayce is involved in ther birth

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u/Big-Commission-4911 She's the new HOUND of the Underground, for sure :3 Jan 25 '25

nah the hextrap just makes you stay pregnant for 18 years so that the child is born as an adult. Sorry (not) for the body horror.

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u/franklinaraujo14 Jan 25 '25

is the child a 18 year old baby or is cait giving birth to a whole ass adult? wouldn't that be deadly?

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u/Big-Commission-4911 She's the new HOUND of the Underground, for sure :3 Jan 25 '25

whole. ass. adult.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika God’s Chosen Lesbian Jan 25 '25

Ok David Cronenberg let’s get you bed.

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u/Big-Commission-4911 She's the new HOUND of the Underground, for sure :3 Jan 25 '25

Lol whats the context? what did he do?

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u/Milch_und_Paprika God’s Chosen Lesbian Jan 25 '25

I’m just totally mortified by complementing your body horror

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u/UXIEM3N Jan 25 '25

Bro just put a hextech portal inside her uterus, and have the adult child go through it, ez delivery

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u/Coc0London Jan 25 '25

Maybe just get cats instead

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u/Fun_Barnacle7221 “I ❤️ my homophobic daughter” - Silco Jan 25 '25

Or maybe they should just adopt Isha? Ah...damn, she became powder...

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u/ItsPiltOver Vi stands for Virgin Jan 25 '25

Ngl I feel like Vi would be the one to carry here

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

We need to kill this narrative, Vi obviously tops that nazi

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u/ItsPiltOver Vi stands for Virgin Jan 26 '25

Nah, she has big subbie that talks big vibes

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u/erinjunee Jan 26 '25 edited Jan 26 '25

In my headcanon, Vi is an amab transfem that absolutely can and does give Cait the hottest damn babies.

And it’s NOT totally because Vi gives off hot mama energy that I wish I was her!

JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT MENTION IT DOESNT MEAN IT DIDNT HAPPEN

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u/Mysterious_Eagle7913 Piltover’s ‘Second’ Horniest Jan 25 '25

They say the human body is 70% water. They will BOTH be 100% water by the time im done with them 🤤🤤🤤🥳