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First of all, I've never used Reddit in my LIFE. There are fake people on this f*king site pretending to be ME. Y’all think I don’t see it? You make these dumb "AITA" posts with the most obvious phrasing, like, "AITA for brutally slaughtering a puppy and setting an orphanage on fire?" Like—gee, I wonder what the consensus will be. OFC I AM! Then it's all, "Jinx is a monster," "Jinx is insane," "Jinx is beyond saving." And second, the sht you freaks come up with? Honestly revolting. (Not really, keep doing what you’re doing.)

Freakybomb, Jilco, Vinx, Ogrebomb, f**king CrippleBomb?! The fortune cookie?! The make-a-wish man?! Y’all are on that shimmer powder. Speaking of Powder—think she fell down a well?

…Anyway, I’ll stop rambling.

I won't name anyone besides myself, but I (19F) have always been close to my sister, Velvet (26F). She practically raised me, and we used to be inseparable. But ever since she started dating Cuntlyn (27F), it's like she forgot I exist. (Okay, not forgot, but she acts like I'm some dangerous criminal. Which—rude.)

It all started when Velvet joined forces with Cuntlyn and decided that I was the problem. (Because apparently, I'm the villain for existing.) We had a bit of a disagreement back in Zaun. I was just trying to talk to Velvet, and Cuntlyn had to stick her nose where it didn’t belong. I may have pointed a gun at her head, but she was being so annoying. (Did I pull the trigger? No. Did I scare her a little? Maybe. But like, grow up.) Next thing I know, Velvet’s looking at me like I just killed her cat.

Then there's Firelight (19M). We go way back. Childhood best friends, first crushes, the whole deal. So, naturally, when we ran into each other years later on some bridge, I thought we could have a moment. Instead, he tried to attack me with a bat-sword. (Like, who even fights with a bat-sword?) I had to defend myself. (Okay, so I shot at him, but he dodged! He’s fine!) Then he knocked me off my feet, which was super rude (but a little hot, just a little), and tried choking me with his weapon! Disgraceful!

But the worst part? Velvet and Cuntlyn had the audacity to come after me again. We met up in some burning building—super dramatic, super them. I just wanted to have dinner with my family. (Okay, so I tied them to chairs. But it was for their own good! We were talking.) Then I tried to get Velvet to make a simple choice between me and her girlfriend, and suddenly I'm the bad guy? (Like, come on, obvious choice.) Things got heated, someone may have gotten shot, and then Velvet left again.

Oh, and to top it all off, Firelight—my best friend—decided to sleep with an alternative version of me. (Not me-me, but close enough.) If I could transport dimensions, I would commit crimes most don't even know exist.

And now, after everything, Velvet and Cuntlyn are leading some task force to come after me. (Like, get a hobby. Basic b**ch.) They think I'm some criminal mastermind or something. (Okay, so I may have caused a few explosions, but it's not like anyone important got hurt.) And Firelight? He's running around with some cult, acting all high and mighty. (I need him to Pound Pound my Pow Pow so bad.)

So, r/ArcaneCircleJerk, am I the asshole for just trying to be in my sister’s life? Be honest. Btw, I used "Sxtech" to get you freaks in here. HA HA! ♡

There is no punchline, it's literally just Jayce telling you he got pregnant. And I support him for it

Ignore the domestic abuse

From what I understand after googling oral during that time is not any more harmful than on days without period so I guess it's down to possible mess I guess.

Follow up: I know Jinx is full of Shimmer so if Ekko does go down on those days would he get high from the Shimmered blood?