r/BG3 • u/ThatUserFromSpace Bard • Nov 29 '24

Meme How did I not notice this?

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u/DeniedBread712 Nov 29 '24

Yeah, the Bible ~ Gangsters Paradise

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u/Jops817 Nov 30 '24

Praise be to Saint Coolio.

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u/NothingTooSeriousM8 Dec 01 '24

Nah, he was clearly ripping off Weird Al.

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u/tricularia Dec 02 '24

Hitchin up the buggy, churning lots of butter,

Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another

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u/NothingTooSeriousM8 Dec 02 '24

Think you're really righteous
Think you're pure at heart
Well I know I'm a million times
As humble as thou art.

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u/tricularia Dec 02 '24

I'm the pious guy

The little Amlets wanna be

Like on they knees day and night

Scoring points for the afterlife

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u/Lord_Dreadgrave Dec 03 '24

So don't be vain

And don't be whiny

Or else my brother

I might have to get

Medieval on that hiney

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u/Igottapee661 Dec 03 '24

🎵 Been spending most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise I churned butter once or twice Livin' in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Livin' in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Livin' in an Amish paradise

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u/BrainyTrack Dec 04 '24

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek.

I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well,

‘cause I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell!

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u/Nuns_N_Moses11 Dec 03 '24

Tbf not weird al but the main chorus (been spending most their lives, livin in a gangsta’s paradise) is from a stevie wonder song (Pasttime paradise)

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u/SumgaisPens Dec 06 '24

Just like Michael Jackson

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u/NothingTooSeriousM8 Dec 06 '24

He really was the smooth criminal.

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u/midnight_toker22 Nov 30 '24

Homie’s on his knees at night, saying prayers in the streetlight.

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u/SleepinGriffin Dec 01 '24

The Mennonite version slaps too.

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u/DeniedBread712 Dec 01 '24

Amish Paradise, by Weird Al Yankovitch. Goes hard.

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u/Static_o Nov 29 '24

No the actual bible wth is wrong with you

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u/DeniedBread712 Nov 29 '24 edited Nov 29 '24

Clinically, I can't miss a chance to be funny. What's wrong with you, Can't miss a chance to be upset?

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE HOLY BIBBLE

https://youtu.be/rZvGfsDzTfU?si=-keezLmrm4DTSsFQ

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

I have the power of God and Illithid on my side!

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u/IcyBookkeeper5315 Dec 01 '24

Sounds like my tainted Paladin who is gonna do a big ole betrayal at the end

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u/Kumkumo1 Nov 29 '24

Same here, I have the same medical condition. I think it’s called Joke Tourette’s

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u/Methos1592 Nov 30 '24

I have a variant called "Only I think it's funny but I'll say it anyway".

I'm a blast at funerals

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u/88thOuroboros Nov 29 '24

they're a redditor, of course they can't. /hj /lh

But for real though, not everyone reads the bible.

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u/borddo- Nov 29 '24

They should. Its chock full of pop culture references.

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u/6thBornSOB Nov 29 '24

Like how to induce an abortion! (“They” like to leave out this part🤣)

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u/WorldWarPee Nov 30 '24

Most popular book on slave laws, you can find it complementary in most US hotels!

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u/grandmascuchie Nov 30 '24

“they’re a redditor, of course they can’t. /handjob /long hug”

Sorry, I don’t know what /hj and /lh mean

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u/88thOuroboros Nov 30 '24

/hj is half-joking. /lh is lighthearted. They're tone indicators, and these two mean I'm poking fun, and not really taking their comment seriously.

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u/DepartureParking Nov 30 '24

I think I like their version better.

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u/DeniedBread712 Nov 29 '24

It's an earnest mistake. It's wholesome, that's why it's so funny.

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u/Huntressthewizard Nov 30 '24

You DARE question the words of the Mighty Jimmy!?

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u/Chuncceyy Nov 30 '24

Reddit moment

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u/PaPaKarn Nov 30 '24

YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE ALMIGHT JIMMY?!

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u/Unique-Weird3808 Nov 30 '24

YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!

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u/Praise_Thalos Nov 30 '24

Oh that old earth book featuring what's his name again? Jimmy?

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u/SWatt_Officer Nov 30 '24

YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?

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u/StabbyMcTickles Nov 30 '24

Did they stutter??? They said The Bible of Gangster's Paradise. GOSH.

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u/Static_o Nov 30 '24

🤦‍♂️ we’re doomed

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u/StabbyMcTickles Nov 30 '24

You might be. We are just fine.

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u/blanke-vla Nov 29 '24

If anything,

gangsta's paradise > the bible

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u/Kumkumo1 Nov 30 '24

Bro, HTF did you get 650 downvotes in 15 hours!? That’s hilarious!! 😂

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u/angelomoxley Nov 30 '24

Even his mama thinks that his mind is gone

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u/Kumkumo1 Nov 30 '24

^ 10 Points

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u/Static_o Dec 01 '24

They even reported me to Reddit for crisis intervention. That’s not so hilarious. Ya took it one too far with that.

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u/Kumkumo1 Dec 01 '24

Not really sure what that is truthfully. I was just shocked that you got so many downvotes for missing the joke considering I’ve seen actual hate speech barely skim the double digits. Also it wasn’t exactly “funny” i was just in a really giggly mood from the other absurd posts in this thread that the absurdity of your comment’s downvotes were the final match that sent me into a laugh.