why is salami a weapon

[u/Red-Hyena]

playing this game for the first time and got to the paladins who are chasing karlach. and they just have a salami with bludgeoning in their basement 😂

[u/Comm3natore]

I know everyone here thinks this is a joke, asking questions why isnt a bread a weapon etc. But have you ever been hit with really hard smoked meat salami? My brother and i used to use them as clubs and beat each other with them. Fuck that hurts