r/BatmanArkham • u/t0biasd • Feb 25 '24

Valentin day Why did man do this Was he horny?

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u/Otherwise-Release-88 Alsume Inmate Feb 25 '24

Man would never cheat on jonkler

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u/namey-name-name Feb 25 '24

Does mansturbonetion count as cheating?

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u/Its-your-boi-warden Feb 25 '24

Depends on the relationship

21

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Dang right.

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u/LaSiena Feb 26 '24

What Arkham Quote shoud Jonkler use in that situation?

14

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Id imagine he'd say something along the lines of, "the jonkler has been jonkled." Lol

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u/Mr_NoTalk Feb 27 '24

See here's the thing, Man didn't get Jonkler pregnant...... I DID

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

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u/badwolfxxvii Feb 25 '24

Friendly neighborhood jizz-slinger just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

171

u/AwesomeShrekku Aslume Jesus Feb 25 '24

Man’s gay though.

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u/Additional-Specific4 who the FUCK am i? Feb 25 '24

no he is not he kissed woman at end of man knight

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u/dannydevitocuddles yeah...i'm Man Feb 25 '24

Yes but he also has gex with jonkler

44

u/DisabledFatChik The Man who Jonkles 🦇 Feb 25 '24

Man is bi sexual

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u/AwesomeShrekku Aslume Jesus Feb 26 '24

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u/MidKnightconnor Alsume Inmate Feb 25 '24

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u/ThirstSilver Feb 25 '24

It was probably a Flush, fucking stupid amogus

2

u/GLaDPotahto Feb 28 '24

He should’ve flushed when he was done

26

u/trumpxoxobiden Feb 25 '24

why didn't the Man stop this mad man or was he the one jerking it

8

u/doenermitjizz Feb 26 '24

he jonkled it

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u/nexistcsgo Feb 25 '24

He literally me.

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u/Eli-heavy I am Stupid. I am Aslume! Feb 25 '24

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u/Own-Proposal-1615 Feb 25 '24

It was me guys. My bad

15

u/GurpsK R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Feb 26 '24

Are you stupid?

13

u/Historical-Potato372 Arkham Knight Feb 25 '24

Man wouldn’t do this, it’s Man slander.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

With 12% on Rotten Tomatoes I'm surprised they could afford to remove anyone

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u/Stripey_McGee Feb 25 '24

No, he was stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Feb 26 '24

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 3: No Sensitive & unacceptable content sexualising kids, mocking religions, disabilities or tragedies.

Don't post things or comments that could offend, upset or trigger people like this again. This type of content or humour is not welcome here.

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u/God-Destroyer00 The Most Inappropriate Fair Feb 26 '24

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u/Roblox_Morty Feb 26 '24

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u/HauntingSchool7232 Feb 26 '24

Even the jerker cannot stand this

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u/NotMythicWaffle R.I.P Skedetcher Feb 27 '24

What the fuck

3

u/SSSTREDDD Feb 26 '24

They are really trying their best to let people know this movie exists…

3

u/TacticalSpider21 Bazinga! Feb 26 '24

I am TIRED of Man getting these False Accusations made about him. The Inmates of Man Ham Aslume need to riot. I bet the Rehabilitation made this claim. I knew I smelt fish! Maybe that was Bone... maybe...

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u/Valuable_Kale_7805 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 25 '24

🔴Live Milkman reaction

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u/SkaterGirl987 Feb 25 '24

Why does this keep getting reposted?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

why didnt Man just call Woman for help? is he stupid?

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u/PeniszLovag Feb 26 '24

literally posted this same thing with the same title a week ago and it was removed 🙄

3

u/DXGabriel Feb 26 '24

same thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Yeah, I’m fapman

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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u/GLaDPotahto Feb 28 '24

NOOOOOOOOODONTDOITAREUSTUID

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Feb 26 '24

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 3: No Sensitive & unacceptable content sexualising kids, mocking religions, disabilities or tragedies.

Don't post things or comments that could offend, upset or trigger people like this again. This type of content or humour is not welcome here.

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u/Rathma86 Currently exposing the bombs payload Feb 25 '24

Sorrya

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u/Ok-Scarcity6991 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Feb 26 '24

/unArkham

What the fuck

/Arkham

Was he horny or stupid or both

1

u/ImperialSattech Feb 26 '24

Why'd he go see a crappy film in the first place, that's what I'm wondering.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

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u/MasterRequirement538 Feb 26 '24

Pulled a quagmire

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u/shamelessthrowaway54 Fighting for INsanity! Feb 26 '24

/unaslume please don’t tell me they’re making a movie like that… That sounds absolutely cringy

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u/Dish-Ecstatic Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 26 '24

Chat is this real?

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u/InterviewNext5305 Feb 26 '24

Man cheated on Jonkler???

1

u/Verlop451 Feb 26 '24

I'm just glad man has the jukler deep inside him

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u/aninsomniac_ Alsume Inmate Feb 28 '24

They have enough people there to not just let it play out?

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u/Agent_547 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 29 '24

Hella horny

1

u/PotatoEater247 Feb 29 '24

It was gay face disguised as man