You can Swipe. Nothing bad will happen if you do this. Trust me bro !

[u/PositionNo9959]

[u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

Oh no! I have that one fetish where I get a boner whenever a girl holds any fruit and looks at me with malicious intent as she recites the Shrek 3 script in a british teasing tone!

[u/insert_deadmeme → u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

ah fuck, now I'm hard.

[u/JokersKeepinTime → u/insert_deadmeme]

[u/grand305 → u/insert_deadmeme]

Horny jail

[u/Wboy2006 → u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

Why did it have to be the worst Shrek?!

[u/Southern_Tie21 → u/Wboy2006]

It's part of the kink

[u/conjunctivious → u/Southern_Tie21]

Degredation kink

[u/Annual_Owl_1462 → u/Wboy2006]

Shrek the Third is a good film

[u/Worldly-Pay7342 → u/Annual_Owl_1462]

Yeah.

But it's still the worst shrek film. Not a bad movie, just in comparison to the other shrek movies, is in last place.

Hell, I literally had to go look up the plot, that's how forgetable it is. I can plainly remember the plot of the other three movies easily but not shrek the third.

[u/TheBlueEmerald1 → u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

Now which one did the post give you?

[u/Mission-Ad-8536 → u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

[u/CivilCaine → u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

Wait, that's not normal?

[u/Thatotaku123 → u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

[u/Punman_69 → u/Thatotaku123]

[u/_Nanomachines-son_ → u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

He said obscure

[u/THX450 → u/Jeymz_Harbour254]

Swap girl for Man and you’ve got mine

[u/[deleted]]

I’m way ahead of you on the fetish

[u/ManiGoodGirlUwU → u/[deleted]]

literally me

[u/Yuval444 → u/[deleted]]

Sharing is caring

[u/a_random_Greg → u/Yuval444]

Maybe they don't care

[u/Miserable-Knee3539 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah same for me

[u/ALE-Y6]

Erm, nothing happend

[u/randomApeToucher → u/ALE-Y6]

afraid you already had one

[u/Foliks5 → u/ALE-Y6]

[u/Latter-Plantain2409 → u/Foliks5]

My fetish is all the things you said... running through my head

[u/stonerpunk77 → u/Latter-Plantain2409]

Is that a t.A.T.u reference??

because I think I just discovered my obscure fetish

[u/Latter-Plantain2409 → u/stonerpunk77]

Yes (Image unrelated)

[u/XxG3org3Xx → u/Foliks5]

Is that Professor Paradox?

[u/SubjectWonderful1342 → u/ALE-Y6]

Cus people hide out and switch spots

[u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681]

Damn it, now I have to search porn of people wearing top hats! I heard there is a catastrophically low amount of that!

[u/Expensive_Silver9973 → u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681]

Just create a game with hot waifus wearing tophats, that'll skyrocket the amount of tophat porn [ it worked for helltaker]

[u/NeapolitanYoshi → u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681]

[u/IsCannibalismThatBad → u/NeapolitanYoshi]

AI? :/

[u/South_Reputation1206 → u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681]

Ever heard of sex from the aslume buddy

[u/nordicspirit93]

Its not like i didnt have already..

[u/DeKnightOwl]

[u/B2artek → u/DeKnightOwl]

[u/Proper-Ad7012 → u/DeKnightOwl]

Liar

[u/armanaxsa]

Jokes on you i already have a very obscure fetish

[u/irtizio → u/armanaxsa]

What does it consist of?

[u/Ziomownik → u/irtizio]

sex

[u/irtizio → u/Ziomownik]

Thats so fucking weird man

[u/Nikki_Yoi]

Oh yeah? Well..

[u/splatbob1 → u/Nikki_Yoi]

Oh no! My new obscure fetish!!!

[u/InformalH0st → u/splatbob1]

More like your new obscure fetus.

[u/menacing_cookie → u/InformalH0st]

r/yourjokebutbetter

[u/ANG13OK → u/Nikki_Yoi]

Is this a Loss reference????!?! !?

[u/Nikki_Yoi → u/ANG13OK]

I I I

I I I __

[u/TroubleElegant9891 → u/ANG13OK]

r/buttsex

[u/Automatic_Tie_3188]

I now know why girls can’t show shoulders in school

[u/ClearWeird5453 → u/Automatic_Tie_3188]

he knows too much

[u/ManFromAlsume]

Jokes on you, I already had one!

[u/piecekeepercz]

[u/CraigDowman → u/piecekeepercz]

Real

[u/swiggityswooty72]

Well well well it seems Christmas came early because my obscure fetish is being ambushed by a wizard

[u/platnum_munkey]

You fool! I already have 20 alternative obscure fetishes! What's one more to do!

[u/IsCannibalismThatBad]

r/hairjob

[u/PositionNo9959 → u/IsCannibalismThatBad]

[u/RGoinToBScaredByMe → u/IsCannibalismThatBad]

[u/Lesbian_BinLaden → u/IsCannibalismThatBad]

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/IsCannibalismThatBad]

Why are people overreacting to just hair

[u/WhyAreOldPeopleEvil]

[u/Ssem12]

Too late, abracadabrus, I'm already a step ahead

[u/DClassAmogus]

damn. it's so obscure, not even i know what it is!

[u/Conissocool]

Fuck. I'm now only attracted to myself from a genderbent dimension

[u/Spicy-Mario-Bois → u/Conissocool]

Wait it's obscure i thought everyone had that

[u/South_Reputation1206 → u/Spicy-Mario-Bois]

Least obvious narcissist trait

[u/badolcatsyl]

No, I now have a shoe fetish!

Now I'm going to get cancelled! Ugh!

[u/DarkChaos0 → u/badolcatsyl]

A Chuggaaconroy reference? In my Aslume?

[u/jafoxnuke]

[u/Malvin_Dragon → u/jafoxnuke]

Was scrolling and listening to music, came to this and "Cheerful Journey" played. Perfection.

[u/SoldRespectForMoney]

So, nothing changed

[u/gbeegz]

[u/Dofork]

Eh, what’s one more?

[u/PositionNo9959 → u/Dofork]

Gloves Fetish

[u/Dofork → u/PositionNo9959]

…yeah, I can sexualize that

[u/MagMafia_]

I like Man now

[u/PositionNo9959 → u/MagMafia_]

That's is not a fetish. Is True Love

[u/MagMafia_ → u/PositionNo9959]

[u/enneh_07 → u/MagMafia_]

+PARRY

[u/tarek3561]

[u/Korok_Control]

[u/lovebolt7890]

no... suddenly I'm attracted to aged mangos...

[u/Impossible-Hawk709]

[u/Apassingshadow]

[u/Aggressive_Rush369]

I have bone fetish now yay

[u/neltu8503]

I already had tummy fetish for some reason. Am I into BBW?

[u/-pastas- → u/neltu8503]

[u/neltu8503 → u/-pastas-]

Thank you my good aslumee

[u/EV4N212 → u/neltu8503]

Tummy is another word for the abdomen, it doesn’t mean fat. (I also like tummies but lean more towards ones I can grate cheese on.)

[u/neltu8503 → u/EV4N212]

Are you smart?

[u/fyre_storm02 → u/neltu8503]

The tummy fettish is now you want to be in the tummy

You now have a vore fettish

[u/Get_Stick_bu99ed]

Is will of getting mouth fucked by a tongue of twice my height woman is obscure enough?

[u/Samieztheweirdo → u/Get_Stick_bu99ed]

[u/Glittering-Bat-5981]

Oh no...! Not another one...

[u/BigDaddyCool17]

[u/SolidSnakeHAK777]

[u/bostar-mcman]

You fool! I already have one that is obscure!

[u/Meikos]

[u/BulbSaur]

[u/AgitatedFly1182]

More?

[u/TheRealRigormortal]

[u/Batfan1939]

Swiped expecting it to be fake. Was wrong on several counts.

[u/Samieztheweirdo → u/Batfan1939]

Real

[u/Far_Fennel_7443]

[u/tenzin_saku]

[u/flamgofan333]

What's swiping

[u/sesaw_sarah]

Oh no i now like people but bigger

[u/Ewanb10]

Checks self-bio

"Aroace"

Uh about that...

[u/imawizard7bis]

Counterspell!

[u/Smart_Passage2752]

one more to the list, thanks

[u/Frosty-Feathers]

I've always had one!

[u/SolarAphelia]

Well now I really wanna be mating pressed while my partner gives a rousing speech on the radio ensuring victory for the rebellion.

[u/Suitable_Midnight_72]

*but nothing happened

[u/Thebigdog79]

[u/DianaBladeOfMiquella]

I already had one of those

[u/DukeBaset]

Oh no I already had them all 😎

[u/ralphdro]

ANOTHER ONE???

[u/RandomNumberTwo]

I didn't wipe. I let it crust.

[u/Catandogclone]

Oh no, snake nipples!

[u/Undertalegamezer969]

The joke is on you. I already did

[u/CucumberNo3771]

I’m bricked tf up rn

[u/PositionNo9959 → u/CucumberNo3771]

[u/CucumberNo3771 → u/PositionNo9959]

[u/Lucas_Ilario]

So nothing changed?

[u/UNimAginAtiveuseRn]

Wtf, that affected me retroactively

[u/RGoinToBScaredByMe]

Jokes on you I already have an obscure fetish

[u/Ailou_29]

Another? Oh well...

[u/Drip_Bun]

i still same

[u/CreamAxolotle]

I find it pleasing whenever I fight a 19 year old superhuman belonging to my species. I, a 5000 year old man have been very alone because the others are scared of me. However, thanks to this 19 year old boy. I was able to fully let loose and drench my fists in his warm blood. Let's just say... I'm conquesting it.

[u/WHATTHENIFFTY]

I already have one this does nothing

Now I just need a fat giant to suffocate me under their clothes.

[u/DutssZ]

Nothing changed

[u/KillerCroc124]

But I don’t feel any different

[u/paulbrigola]

I already have one

[u/d1m4e]

I alredy have one dont you worry

[u/Cpt_Kalash]

Fool! I am immune to these spells!

[u/abobus2]

r/kamalaharrishyenaporn

[u/PositionNo9959 → u/abobus2]

[u/AdLopsided2075]

I already have several of those. You can't threaten me

[u/mranonymous24690]

Damn I got the one where they love me back. That's never gonna happen.

[u/Koblizek361]

Nothing's changed

[u/Waddlewingding]

This isn't new to me.

[u/Reddit_Anon_Soul]

• But nothing changed.

[u/RCx_Vortex]

Oh no! I have a fetish for op’s mom.

[u/peptoAbysma1]

FEET❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[u/menacing_cookie]

Joke's on you. I already have 5 of those!

[u/UnicornMeatball]

At least it’s not testicular torsion. Again.

[u/DickviperAU]

Way ahead of you

[u/Goldenbucketsomethin]

NOOOO NOW IM ATTRACTED TO CHARACTERS SPINNING

[u/Damanes_cz]

What fetish i think i got all of them already

[u/dastebon]

You FOOL . I ALREADY HAD AN OBSCURE FETISH

[u/135647]

Man, I just wanna be loved.

[u/MCArtemida]

...weird, nothing changed!

[u/Local-Lunch-2983]

Im boutta reach in my bag bruh

[u/Sensitive-Ad6609]

Lol. Already do. 😏

[u/P-I-S-S-A-S-S]

wonderbreaf

[u/JUGELBUTT]

i already have that

[u/Oscar12s]

Ha! I already have many!

[u/Automatic-File1595]

[u/Any_ErrorJCS]

Oh great another one?

[u/Ijon_Tichy_AT]

I lost a kink thanks....

[u/owenxtreme2]

Jokes on you I'm into that shit all of the sudden

[u/ChipsTheKiwi]

Huh, nothing's changed.

[u/ZookeepergameProud30]

Wow, nothing changed

[u/Clintwood_outlaw]

[u/[deleted]]

I already did duhh

[u/[deleted]]

Robots hot

[u/CityWokOwn4r]

[u/LParola]

Ok, nothing I don't have aread. Am I stupid?

[u/Guyfromnowhere3]

oh fuCK HOUSE PLANTS

[u/Low_Direction1774]

asking for a friend but what qualifies as a "very obscure fetish"? Is Queening one? Cumflation? Anal autographs?

[u/Man_on_Internet]

Oh no, now I like seeing people punch each other while reciting chants in Gaelic completely clothed and covered in marinara sauce.

[u/WalrusFromTheWest]

I already have like four very obscure fetishes.

[u/Lemonsqueezzyy]

[u/Doc_Dragoon]

Jonkles on you I already have 12 😎☝️

[u/Osirisavior]

Against my better judgement..

[u/Responsible_Bus1159]

Nothing changed

[u/Balabaloo1]

[u/Real_Medic_TF2]

I’ve been having that. It’s called kigurumi

[u/BusinessLeague1235]

Another one?

[u/PorkchopExpress980]

Me and everyone else scrolling the comments to see if my obscure fetish got a shout out

[u/zoroddesign]

already had one thanks.

[u/Z4rc0nv1c]

Darn, I got the fucking womb deep throating one.

[u/TaPierdolonaWydra]

Mind reading wizard, huh?

[u/Maximillion322]

I now have an adult woman fetish

[u/Initial_Cat_9148]

I already had a fetish for robots. What else could you give me?

[u/Primary_Spinach7333]

Too late I already got one

[u/femboy_teas]

what did you guys get

[u/unthinkablewolfz]

I already did.

[u/__GnarDab__]

[u/Chiavan123]

[u/Enough-Impression-50]

Amy rose?!?

[u/No-Bed5398]

Idk is hypno obscure? (as in i’m the one being hypnotized)

[u/Maaci-Lyn]

Oh no! now I like reciprocal love 😕

[u/Isaac_From_TBOI]

oh god not Slovakian traffic cone