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r/BeAmazed • u/yeezee93 • Nov 09 '23
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How many bars did he burn down practicing that first move?
384 u/iamofnohelp Nov 09 '23 How many people?! 132 u/Cowpriest Nov 09 '23 So if you burn enough people alive, one day you'll become a great bartender! 31 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23 It’s an ancient Chinese proverb! 2 u/freethnkrsrdangerous Nov 09 '23 Thats a Japanese whisky. 2 u/Arakhis_ Nov 09 '23 and dude 0 u/ForsakenPaladdin Nov 13 '23 From his face, the alcohol and his words, he's not Chinese. And no, not all Asians look the same. Educate yourself 1 u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23 I never said he was Chinese, just said the proverb was Chinese and it’s called a joke, I know not all Asians look the same, I live in Asia ;) 12 u/Prometheus55555 Nov 09 '23 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition 2 u/whsftbldad Nov 09 '23 Because none of the witnesses to your failures will be around to tell the story? 2 u/Infinite_____Lobster Nov 09 '23 Well I gotta start somewhere *pulls out kerosene and some matches 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23 No no no...If you burn enough people alive, you'll become like Great White 1 u/pitanger Nov 09 '23 Damn I must be the best bartender ever then 1 u/thetimewaister Nov 09 '23 Not true, prouved by the 39-45 theorem 1 u/UKkieran60 Dec 28 '23 The art of war -Sun tzu 4 u/Strange_Platypus67 Nov 09 '23 About 32, I say it's worth the knowledge 3 u/Wompguinea Nov 09 '23 Enough 2 u/StopReadingMyUser Nov 09 '23 Can you feel my overwhelming power Piccolo... It's weight... It's... girth... 1 u/LowTune5235 Nov 09 '23 damn beat me to it 2 u/p4bl0esgei Nov 09 '23 oh u/iamofnohelp, you couldn't fathom the amount of dead men behind him 2 u/BriefCollar4 Nov 09 '23 Enough… 2 u/DrakonILD Nov 09 '23 Enough. 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23 Mike Winfield’s backstory? 1 u/EstradaEnsalada Nov 09 '23 Not enough if you ask me 1 u/exexor Nov 09 '23 Give a man a fire, and he’s warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life. 1 u/freethnkrsrdangerous Nov 09 '23 I think its 10,000 for master level. 1 u/JollyReading8565 Nov 11 '23 Yeah….. I had a science teacher in our elementary school that liked to do “tricks” like this. One day he lit a bottle of hand sanitizer on fire and burned himself and several students 🙃
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How many people?!
132 u/Cowpriest Nov 09 '23 So if you burn enough people alive, one day you'll become a great bartender! 31 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23 It’s an ancient Chinese proverb! 2 u/freethnkrsrdangerous Nov 09 '23 Thats a Japanese whisky. 2 u/Arakhis_ Nov 09 '23 and dude 0 u/ForsakenPaladdin Nov 13 '23 From his face, the alcohol and his words, he's not Chinese. And no, not all Asians look the same. Educate yourself 1 u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23 I never said he was Chinese, just said the proverb was Chinese and it’s called a joke, I know not all Asians look the same, I live in Asia ;) 12 u/Prometheus55555 Nov 09 '23 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition 2 u/whsftbldad Nov 09 '23 Because none of the witnesses to your failures will be around to tell the story? 2 u/Infinite_____Lobster Nov 09 '23 Well I gotta start somewhere *pulls out kerosene and some matches 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23 No no no...If you burn enough people alive, you'll become like Great White 1 u/pitanger Nov 09 '23 Damn I must be the best bartender ever then 1 u/thetimewaister Nov 09 '23 Not true, prouved by the 39-45 theorem 1 u/UKkieran60 Dec 28 '23 The art of war -Sun tzu 4 u/Strange_Platypus67 Nov 09 '23 About 32, I say it's worth the knowledge 3 u/Wompguinea Nov 09 '23 Enough 2 u/StopReadingMyUser Nov 09 '23 Can you feel my overwhelming power Piccolo... It's weight... It's... girth... 1 u/LowTune5235 Nov 09 '23 damn beat me to it 2 u/p4bl0esgei Nov 09 '23 oh u/iamofnohelp, you couldn't fathom the amount of dead men behind him 2 u/BriefCollar4 Nov 09 '23 Enough… 2 u/DrakonILD Nov 09 '23 Enough. 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23 Mike Winfield’s backstory? 1 u/EstradaEnsalada Nov 09 '23 Not enough if you ask me 1 u/exexor Nov 09 '23 Give a man a fire, and he’s warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life. 1 u/freethnkrsrdangerous Nov 09 '23 I think its 10,000 for master level. 1 u/JollyReading8565 Nov 11 '23 Yeah….. I had a science teacher in our elementary school that liked to do “tricks” like this. One day he lit a bottle of hand sanitizer on fire and burned himself and several students 🙃
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So if you burn enough people alive, one day you'll become a great bartender!
31 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23 It’s an ancient Chinese proverb! 2 u/freethnkrsrdangerous Nov 09 '23 Thats a Japanese whisky. 2 u/Arakhis_ Nov 09 '23 and dude 0 u/ForsakenPaladdin Nov 13 '23 From his face, the alcohol and his words, he's not Chinese. And no, not all Asians look the same. Educate yourself 1 u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23 I never said he was Chinese, just said the proverb was Chinese and it’s called a joke, I know not all Asians look the same, I live in Asia ;) 12 u/Prometheus55555 Nov 09 '23 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition 2 u/whsftbldad Nov 09 '23 Because none of the witnesses to your failures will be around to tell the story? 2 u/Infinite_____Lobster Nov 09 '23 Well I gotta start somewhere *pulls out kerosene and some matches 1 u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23 No no no...If you burn enough people alive, you'll become like Great White 1 u/pitanger Nov 09 '23 Damn I must be the best bartender ever then 1 u/thetimewaister Nov 09 '23 Not true, prouved by the 39-45 theorem 1 u/UKkieran60 Dec 28 '23 The art of war -Sun tzu
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It’s an ancient Chinese proverb!
2 u/freethnkrsrdangerous Nov 09 '23 Thats a Japanese whisky. 2 u/Arakhis_ Nov 09 '23 and dude 0 u/ForsakenPaladdin Nov 13 '23 From his face, the alcohol and his words, he's not Chinese. And no, not all Asians look the same. Educate yourself 1 u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23 I never said he was Chinese, just said the proverb was Chinese and it’s called a joke, I know not all Asians look the same, I live in Asia ;)
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Thats a Japanese whisky.
2 u/Arakhis_ Nov 09 '23 and dude
and dude
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From his face, the alcohol and his words, he's not Chinese. And no, not all Asians look the same. Educate yourself
1 u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23 I never said he was Chinese, just said the proverb was Chinese and it’s called a joke, I know not all Asians look the same, I live in Asia ;)
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I never said he was Chinese, just said the proverb was Chinese and it’s called a joke, I know not all Asians look the same, I live in Asia ;)
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
Because none of the witnesses to your failures will be around to tell the story?
Well I gotta start somewhere *pulls out kerosene and some matches
No no no...If you burn enough people alive, you'll become like Great White
Damn I must be the best bartender ever then
Not true, prouved by the 39-45 theorem
The art of war
-Sun tzu
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About 32, I say it's worth the knowledge
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Enough
2 u/StopReadingMyUser Nov 09 '23 Can you feel my overwhelming power Piccolo... It's weight... It's... girth... 1 u/LowTune5235 Nov 09 '23 damn beat me to it
Can you feel my overwhelming power Piccolo... It's weight... It's... girth...
damn beat me to it
oh u/iamofnohelp, you couldn't fathom the amount of dead men behind him
Enough…
Enough.
Mike Winfield’s backstory?
Not enough if you ask me
Give a man a fire, and he’s warm for the night.
Set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
I think its 10,000 for master level.
Yeah….. I had a science teacher in our elementary school that liked to do “tricks” like this. One day he lit a bottle of hand sanitizer on fire and burned himself and several students 🙃
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u/imnotagriefer Nov 09 '23
How many bars did he burn down practicing that first move?