r/BeAmazed • u/Aron_The_Man • Feb 08 '24

Science Average height of men by year of birth

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u/Dan_Glebitz Feb 08 '24

Thats because we are slowly using up all of Earths gravity.

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u/Whywipe Feb 08 '24

The earth orbits America, true story.

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u/Level_Can58 Feb 09 '24

No bro, you got it all wrong. The earth, the sun and the rest of the planets all orbit America.

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u/tica_spi Feb 08 '24

oh shit, why is nobody talking about these issues?!

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u/Dan_Glebitz Feb 09 '24

Blinded by 'Global Warming' my friend mate. Those in power do not have a grip on the REAL issues any more. They don't seem to realize that if nothing is done, our most valuable resource, 'Gravity' will one day run out, and we will all go floating off into space.

I guess we won't have to worry about how hot the earth is because I believe it's nice and cool out in space 🤔

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u/Riskyrisk123 Feb 09 '24

This my fav comment

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u/Dan_Glebitz Feb 09 '24

Thanks. Just seemed the logical explanation 🤔

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u/kitifax Feb 09 '24

That's because we're shifting to your moms gravity

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u/Dan_Glebitz Feb 09 '24

Considering she died over 20 years ago, I doubt your theory holds much water.

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u/thefixxxer9985 Feb 09 '24

There are so many more people now and the flying spaghetti monster only has so many noodley appendages.