r/BeAmazed Jan 23 '25

Animal Separate the 2 groups of duck 🪿🦮

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u/kindquail502 Jan 23 '25

Violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

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u/Hot-Study-9554 Jan 23 '25

As someone well versed in bird-law, you’re wrong

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u/ThatsNotDietCoke Jan 24 '25

I have to filibuster you on this because Bird Law section 379 subsection 33 paragraph 19 says "Judge a bird not by the color of his feathers, but by the content of his character. Anything else is segregation and it goes against the law of the bird!"

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u/postbansequel Jan 24 '25

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u/ifloops Jan 24 '25

Nah man it's all about Snail Down

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u/TheMadDaddy Jan 24 '25

Did someone say bird law?

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u/TallDrinkOfSilence Jan 24 '25

Did you get that thing I sent you ??

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u/Nice-Meat-6020 Jan 24 '25

I've gotta rewatch that show lol

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u/Kristoff119 Jan 24 '25

Well my bird-in-law says otherwise...

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u/LazeeyIcarus Jan 24 '25

Birds aren’t real.

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u/garlicgoblin69 Jan 24 '25

oh yeah well uh filibuster

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u/time-axis Jan 24 '25

...filibuster

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u/bundy911 Jan 24 '25

Are you besmirching me? I demand satisfaction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

There it is

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u/Skizot_Bizot Jan 24 '25

But can I have a hummingbird as a pet?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Hahahahaha

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u/justheretoleer Jan 24 '25

One of my favorite things about Always Sunny is how often the others have to hang their heads or look away in scenes, because they’re laughing and don’t want to ruin the takes. Once you notice it you’ll spot it in almost every episode 🤣

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u/clem82 Jan 24 '25

All these years of typos have culminated for this moment...

DUCK YOU

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u/corkscream Jan 24 '25

Eggregation

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u/onefst250r Jan 24 '25

This pun is fowl.

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u/Father_420_ Jan 24 '25

Aparthound

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u/PotatoWriter Jan 24 '25

Quackregation

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u/smooth-brain_Sunday Jan 24 '25

Don't worry. That won't exist in a few weeks.

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u/Elemental-Design Jan 24 '25

Already in the works via EO

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u/mahleg Jan 24 '25

Why did the black ducks have to get put into the corner though? 🤔

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u/Bootziscool Jan 24 '25

Less and less of that left on the books these days!

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u/Golden_D1 Jan 24 '25

What’s LBJ gonna do?

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz Jan 24 '25

Come back to life and take his Johnson out

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u/Golden_D1 Jan 24 '25

Guess I was asking for if, huh

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u/Eldo92 Jan 24 '25

New cabinet position candidate?

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u/realsphinx7722 Jan 24 '25

I was looking for this comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

It’s okay..those are off the table as of a few days ago.

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u/babysharkdoodood Jan 24 '25

Mark Meechan taught this doggo as well.

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u/Ok_Wave7731 Jan 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/notthattmack Jan 24 '25

That dog is currently being nominated for a position in Trump’s cabinet.

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u/IndignantSoccerMum Jan 24 '25

TIL Border Collies are racist

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u/Dead_dnee Jan 24 '25

found it.

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u/IncurableAdventurer Jan 24 '25

And considering their Border Collies, their own fur makes this hypocritical

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u/flaming_pubes Jan 24 '25 edited Jan 24 '25

Sucks they have bills and not beaks. Wanted to say separate but beaqual

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Trump is repealing it

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u/Ok_Investigator1634 Jan 24 '25

One dog is named Jim, the other Crow

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u/AN0NYM0U5_32 Jan 24 '25

The law CLEARLY states “Birds of a feather, flock together.”

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u/ohno Jan 24 '25

Enforcing Jim Goose laws.

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u/EifertGreenLazor Jan 24 '25

They aren't considered people. That being said if they gain personhood how will they pay taxes?

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u/Tefkat89 Jan 24 '25

Don't worry Donald Trump will do away with that soon.

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u/majestration Jan 24 '25

American I.C.E dogs? Border Collies and all...

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Jan 26 '25

"I'd like to hire your dogs." - Elon Musk

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u/hurtstoskinnybatman Jan 24 '25 edited Jan 24 '25

One of the recent 100+ Executive Orders probably disbanded that, amendments 13-15, and amendments 1, 2, 4, & 5. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if Amendment 3 was gone, which almost nobody reading this knows without looking it up, and which no law or controversy ever touches.

Learn your Constitution, folks, especially if you're not pale. Go learn all about Am. 4, which will soon be violated. Victims will be citizens, documented residents, and undocumented immigrants. Know your rights, have and memorize contact information for legal resources if you are not as pale as a . . . something really pale.

Know your rights amd make as many support contacts as possible. There are people who care andwho may be able to help.

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u/Shamrock5 Jan 24 '25

Calm down

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u/Faite666 Jan 24 '25

The president actively and blatantly stripping people of their rights is not something to be calm about unless you're a racist, bigoted asshole who doesn't care.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic Jan 24 '25

Get less calm.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic Jan 24 '25

This is all true, but not everyone has the time or ability to memorize the full details of every amendment. It's better to remind people of them rather than shame folks for not memorizing them tbh. I mean, there's a reason we wrote them down.

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u/Timepassage Jan 24 '25

Can't break a law that was cancelled.