r/BeAmazed Feb 11 '25

Place The oppressive feeling of the pamir plateau

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u/locapeepers Feb 11 '25

That was disorienting until I could see the sky in the frame. What a cool spot!

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u/germanfinder Feb 11 '25

Ya at first I was like “man the moon is close this time of year”

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u/mattchewy43 Feb 11 '25

That's no moon.

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u/wildo83 Feb 11 '25

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u/Dayzed-n-Confuzed Feb 12 '25

“Your Mama is so big that ….(insert punchline of your choice here…)

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u/Climate_Automatic Feb 12 '25

She plays hopscotch like Mercury, Venus, Earth…

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u/sarayewo Feb 12 '25

When you throw a rock at her it doesn't hit her but starts circling around her...

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u/NatureCarolynGate Feb 12 '25

Did you walk by my window this morning or was that a total eclipse of the sun?

  • Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx in Sanford and Son)

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u/InformalBat7255 Feb 12 '25

It’s a space station

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u/typeyou Feb 12 '25

It was brought here.

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u/4p0l4k4y Feb 12 '25

Yeah like an asteriod that just landed

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u/ErikaWeb Feb 12 '25

No shit Sherlock

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u/mattchewy43 Feb 12 '25

Keep digging Watson.

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u/narpasNZ Feb 12 '25

Dawn of the Final Day

- 24 hours remain -

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

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u/PolyglotTV Feb 12 '25

Dawn of the final day. 24 hours remain

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u/Specialist_Product51 Feb 12 '25

“The MOON haunts you”

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u/jdl_uk Feb 13 '25

All I could think of was that Dr Strange movie

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

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u/pfflynn Feb 12 '25

I feel that inverse. We moved from Western Washington/Central Oregon to Texas. I’m still trying to figure out where the hell the mountains are so I can tell north and south. 🙃

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u/xavierfern3751 Feb 12 '25

flat expanses of Texas must feel like being dropped into an open-world game with no landmarks.

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u/nickersb83 Feb 12 '25

Try using the sun instead of mountains?

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u/Official_Feces Feb 12 '25

Sounds like Sask or Man.

AB as a whole extending right to Sask border pretends their landscape is that of Banff.

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u/Monk_from_infinity Feb 11 '25

Imagine getting drunk and coming here

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u/ehhrud Feb 11 '25

Or mushrooms

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u/Product_Immediate Feb 12 '25

mushrooms then race to the top

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u/CedarWolf Feb 12 '25

Mario would do it.

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u/TurgidGravitas Feb 11 '25

It's only disorienting due to the camera settings. It's just a hill.

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u/KonigSteve Feb 11 '25

that's a mountain, but yes it is due to the camera

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u/TurgidGravitas Feb 11 '25

It's less than a km tall. That's a hill.

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u/KonigSteve Feb 11 '25

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=pamir+plateau

It's a mountain. By name. By definition, whatever you'd like.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Wait, I've seen this discussion before and can settle it with one question: Is Hugh Grant there?

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u/robgod50 Feb 12 '25

That website is gold. Never seen it before.... Thanks for sharing

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u/TurgidGravitas Feb 11 '25

Seems like a plateau by name. You don't google "pamir mountain" did you?

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u/home_dollar Feb 12 '25

You two are making a mountain out of a molehill

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u/diabloenfuego Feb 12 '25

Dear sir. I believe that molehill is in fact, a plateau.

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u/Bellypats Feb 12 '25

A plateau plateau to be exact.

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u/dolphin37 Feb 12 '25

its actually a molemountain

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u/These-Acanthaceae-65 Feb 12 '25

I see you've picked a side. >_>

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u/Jakomako Feb 12 '25

He googled the words in the title and the first result is "Pamir Mountains"

So, it's not a plateau by name.

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u/MDZPNMD Feb 12 '25

Are you serious? Pamir mountains is literally the first thing on google.

Your definition for what constitutes a mountain is also absurd.

Glossary of geology says above 300m.

The Pamir mountains reach over 7000m

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u/CedarWolf Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 12 '25

Armchair geologist here! Here's the thing. You said the Pamir mountains are not a plateau. Are they both geography? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who climbs and hikes on mountains, I am telling you, specifically, I am gonna solve this whole argument for both of you:

It's a big fucking rock.

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u/HairyNuggsag Feb 12 '25

I know you didn't log in to a burner accou t to upvote yourself.

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u/saintjonah Feb 12 '25

Here's the thing...

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u/SpeakFri3ndandEnter Feb 12 '25

The pioneers used to ride those babies for Miles! And it’s in great shape.

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u/labretirementhome Feb 12 '25

How can I enjoy my pizza without my DRINK!!

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u/Malarazz Feb 13 '25

Jesus christ that's an old reference.

We're old

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u/MDZPNMD Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 12 '25

you said the Pamir mountains are not a plateau.

No

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u/Clothedinclothes Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 12 '25

plateau, extensive area of flat upland usually bounded by an escarpment (i.e., steep slope) on all sides but sometimes enclosed by mountains.

https://www.britannica.com/science/plateau-landform

The place the video is being recorded from is the Pamir Plateau. Fun fact: Pamir means Plateau i.e. the Plateau Plateau.

The big rock looking thing in the video that looks like a mountain, is a mountain. One of the Pamir Mountains.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamir_Mountains

i.e. the Plateau Mountains.

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u/TravisBlink Feb 11 '25

It’s OK to admit when you are wrong. Life is better when people can admit mistakes.

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u/freesquanto Feb 12 '25

Here's the thing. You said a "hill is a mountain."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies mountains, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls hills mountains. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "mountain family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Landforms, which includes things from buttes to crags to plateaus.

So your reasoning for calling a hill a mountain is because random people "call the tall ones mountains?" Let's get bluffs and mesas in there, then, too.

A hill is a hill and a member of the landform family. But that's not what you said. You said a hill is a mountain, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the landform family mountains, which means you'd call bluffs crags, mesas, and other elevated landmasses, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

In Alabama anything higher than 500 ft. is a mountain, so......

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u/-Achaean- Feb 12 '25

This is such an old reddit meme that people are downvoting you for it.

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u/freesquanto Feb 12 '25

Yup and it's telling me it might be time for this old timer to hang up his fedora

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u/KonigSteve Feb 12 '25

The point is to look at literally any of the results when you Google the plateau which was specifically chosen as the Google term because it's in the name of this post.

The point is to show you that if you just googled the place in the title of this thread, you would have easily found out that it was mountains.

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole Feb 12 '25

It's ok to be wrong. You don't have to double down.

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u/milkasaurs Feb 12 '25

Wow, people still use that stupid website to google things for people? Downvoted.

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u/Sanjomo Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 12 '25

20,000 ft elevation is damn impressive for a hill!

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u/False-Average3045 Feb 12 '25

The plateau has an average height of 13,000ft.  So that mountain is only 7,000ft higher than the base.

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u/Sanjomo Feb 12 '25

So in other words it’s 500 feet taller than the highest mountain peak in the Blue Ridge Mountains

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u/PicklesAreTheDevil Feb 12 '25

*Blue Ridge Hills

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u/hemlockecho Feb 11 '25

What are they doing with the camera here? Is it just zoomed in and we aren't used to seeing moving videos with extended zoom like this? I've seen other videos like this before that are disorienting in the same way,

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL Feb 11 '25

It's just a really long telephoto lens. Lenses like that will compress the image to make things look taller and more dramatic.

It's the same effect (but the opposite) going on in videos like this. The stairs are pretty steep still, but instead of looking almost vertical they look more like this from the side

The technical name for the effect is called "Lens Compression", and here is a good short or a good article with some more details of you want.

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u/AntiGrav1ty_ Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 12 '25

The effect is hard to see in those examples. It's surprisingly hard to find good examples that show the difference between wide angle lens and telephoto lenses. This youtube short kind of shows the difference in what you would normally see to what it looks like through a telephoto lens. The mountain looks much more intimidating, towering over the person with the dog because it makes the mountain look much closer to the subject than it actually is.

Same thing with the mountain behind La Paz with wide angle: Here

vs telephoto lens: Here

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u/sageinyourface Feb 12 '25

Seriously. That looks really fucking steep with any lens.

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u/ChiliConCairney Feb 12 '25

I'm so confused - is the video or photo meant to look worse?!? The stairs in the video look completely safe and normal to me, while the stairs in the photo look dangerous. But the way you phrased your comment implies the opposite

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u/KickFacemouth Feb 12 '25

You see a lot of lens compression in aviation photography, where people see pictures like this and talk about it going "straight up," when in reality is was more like 30°

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u/redsprucetree Feb 12 '25

I don’t think that’s telephoto… maybe a bit of digital zoom. Looks like a phone recording. If it was telephoto, you wouldn’t be able to see the asphalt ~10 feet in front of the car. There’s no way this was shot on a 200mm lens. I think the mountains are actually just huge.

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u/RockDrill Feb 12 '25

Yeah, to see the effect in action check out a dolly zoom shot like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUGvG89LH94

The camera is moving away from the actors, while zooming in at the same time to keep them the same size in frame.

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u/redsprucetree Feb 12 '25

I don’t think there’s a ton of camera trickery going on. It looks like it was recorded on a phone. If it was telephoto like some people are saying, it would be way more compressed. The road wouldn’t have any depth to it.

The mountains in this region are just very steep. I’ve seen videos from go-pros in Afghanistan that have mountains like this.

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u/staloneys_revenge Feb 12 '25

That’s not a hill. That’s a mountain giving birth to another mountain.

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u/qualitative_balls Feb 12 '25

I was gonna say. I live in Salt Lake city... there's areas around here that feel like mountains are literally a straight wall dominating your entire field of view, moreso than this video

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u/Still-Wash-8167 Feb 12 '25

Yeah it would not be as impressive when you have your full field of view and the sky is present

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u/BoardButcherer Feb 11 '25

Hells canyon on the idaho/Washington border is the same.

Hurts your neck to be in the bottom and looking at the sky too long.

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u/Pure-Introduction493 Feb 12 '25

I went hiking there on a weekday. Place was eerily empty. I left early thinking “if something happened it feels like it would be weeks before someone cam across my body.”

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u/humanlikesubstances Feb 12 '25

I would like to express my sincere gratitude and appreciation; you did not say "disorientated".

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u/Queasy-Event8534 Feb 12 '25

Or conversated.

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u/MonsieurReynard Feb 12 '25

That is the legitimate British spelling of same word. Disoriented is the American spelling. But disorientated will likely pass your spell check.

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u/humanlikesubstances Feb 12 '25

Is it really? I thought it was part of the trend to add extra syllables to words.

It still sounds atrocious to me, irregardless. (I did that intentionally, spell check picked up on that one).

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u/MonsieurReynard Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 12 '25

Yes it is.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/orient-or-orientate-is-it-a-real-word

Also includes the common American term “commentator,” which why isn’t it “commenter?”

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u/GentleRhino Feb 12 '25

I thought it was a footage from "Inception" at first!!!

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u/TheCrimsonArrow Feb 11 '25

Oh good, it wasn't just me.

I thought the sky was falling, or a spaceship had crashed... I have no idea what I thought, my brain wasn't braining.

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u/foresight310 Feb 12 '25

Yeah, thought I was seeing a clip from Independence Day for a second

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u/ScorpioLaw Feb 12 '25

Same. That honestly made my brain hurt trying to picture exactly what I was looking at. (Try not to read the title). It actually messed with my eyes like an illusion.

When I picture the way to hell I am going to picture this place from now on, hah.

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u/low_acct_ Feb 12 '25

This is what sea sickness feels like!

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u/MoanLart Feb 12 '25

You know how dogs do that head tilting thing when they’re confused and can’t really tell what they’re looking at or listening to? That was literally me for the first 5 seconds of the video

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u/Scottish_Loba_ Feb 12 '25

Yeah it looks absolutely gorgeous!

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u/DoughySharkEye Feb 12 '25

Even with the sky my brain is confused!

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u/Kashtin Feb 12 '25

Man, when I first started driving through the Pamirs, all I could think is "man, those are some 'fuck you' level mountains"

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u/Newmoney_NoMoney Feb 12 '25

You could see sky? All I got was dirt and then maybe water or mountain or possibly outer space.

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u/emeliottsthestink Feb 12 '25

Definitely made me uncomfortable at first.

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u/CartographerHumble74 Feb 12 '25

this looks like every other mountain you are nearby. how many of you dont go outside?

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u/Connect_Corgi8444 Feb 11 '25

Your writing style is very interesting.

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