r/BeAmazed • u/Soloflow786 • Feb 16 '25

Miscellaneous / Others Imagine watching this in person 🤩🤩

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u/OptimismNeeded Feb 16 '25

Yeah imagine traveling all that way just to have some dude jizz in his pants like that next to you.

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u/MasterMahanJr Feb 16 '25

That's why I practice my indoor jizzing voice!

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

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u/GrubFisher Feb 16 '25

Is that like the voice you make when you're imitating a cheering crowd? Ahhhhhh, ahhhhh

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u/BusyDoorways Feb 16 '25

You'd do best to go looking alone, then, because the "jizz in pants" effect catches everyone off guard. The image isn't the feeling. One time I was driving through the Yukon and a swarm of them hit in blues and greens, spinning into purples over my head in a bullseye formation over a sky that flowed with them from one end of the horizon to the other. I was barely able to stop the car, and I couldn't calm myself for hours.