r/BeAmazed • u/girlysunshinehihi • Feb 27 '25

Miscellaneous / Others 96 year old speeder and judge

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u/Ello_Owu Feb 27 '25

Fyi, Tortoises live up 200 years old and obey traffic laws.

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u/Idlewants Feb 27 '25

Except jaywalking. They just dgaf.

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u/Gingerbread_Cat Feb 27 '25

I've literally never seen one break the speed limit.

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u/Ello_Owu Feb 27 '25

That's why they live so long. Very careful creatures.

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered Feb 27 '25

Maybe he's talking about some sort of teenaged militant non-compliant tortoise.

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u/cheesy_anon Feb 27 '25

Yea i am quite the zoologist

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u/BellabongXC Feb 27 '25

Humans live up to 122 years old and obey traffic laws

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u/cheesy_anon Feb 27 '25

I have to argue with that

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u/BellabongXC Feb 27 '25

It's a japan joke (although the record setter in question was French)