r/BeAmazed • u/girlysunshinehihi • Feb 27 '25

Miscellaneous / Others 96 year old speeder and judge

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u/cheesy_anon Feb 27 '25

You are all america Is about! Like lack of help for handicapped. Or lack of help for 96 years olds. Old man you surely will want to do some tryhard and outlive your son since he has special Needs.

My dear 96 years old man, you are really what america Is all about.

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u/Arikaido777 Feb 27 '25

96 year old man who tries not to drive gets dragged into court on a school zone violation only to have his case dismissed. that’s what america is all about

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u/cheesy_anon Feb 27 '25

Jesus Christ these people. My man lived more than a tortoise and they are still bugging him. It Is insane that you should be forced to do anything After you worked your share for all your Life. But then again, i don't even think there Is pension in usa, i think It Is privatized

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u/Ello_Owu Feb 27 '25

Fyi, Tortoises live up 200 years old and obey traffic laws.

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u/Idlewants Feb 27 '25

Except jaywalking. They just dgaf.

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u/Gingerbread_Cat Feb 27 '25

I've literally never seen one break the speed limit.

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u/Ello_Owu Feb 27 '25

That's why they live so long. Very careful creatures.

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered Feb 27 '25

Maybe he's talking about some sort of teenaged militant non-compliant tortoise.

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u/cheesy_anon Feb 27 '25

Yea i am quite the zoologist

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u/BellabongXC Feb 27 '25

Humans live up to 122 years old and obey traffic laws

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u/cheesy_anon Feb 27 '25

I have to argue with that

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u/BellabongXC Feb 27 '25

It's a japan joke (although the record setter in question was French)