r/BeAmazed • u/girlysunshinehihi • Feb 27 '25

Miscellaneous / Others 96 year old speeder and judge

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u/creuter Feb 27 '25 edited Feb 27 '25

Patton Oswalt's bit comes to mind about how every year after 90, one law no longer applies to you. Speeding was one of the earlier ones, I think this guy is able to legally murder so long as he does it with his hands.

https://youtu.be/sbJs-Ul1QFo?si=0QGprQRVOilQifaC

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u/CryptoScamee42069 Feb 27 '25

Oldies can now legally purge as long as they use their hands 😂

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u/PM_me_the_magic Feb 27 '25

What an age to begin an eating disorder…