r/BeAmazed Feb 27 '25

Miscellaneous / Others 96 year old speeder and judge

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u/creuter Feb 27 '25 edited Feb 27 '25

Patton Oswalt's bit comes to mind about how every year after 90, one law no longer applies to you. Speeding was one of the earlier ones, I think this guy is able to legally murder so long as he does it with his hands.

https://youtu.be/sbJs-Ul1QFo?si=0QGprQRVOilQifaC

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u/InherentlyJuxt Feb 27 '25

Towards the end he’s like “could things be any worse than they are now?” and that was 5 years ago lol. I bet Patton Oswald is rolling in his grave right now

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u/creuter Feb 27 '25

What's worse is that it was UPLOADED 5 years ago. The album is from 2007 so it was towards the end of the bush administration and right before the 2008 financial collapse ha.