r/BeAmazed • u/Adventurous-Milk-882 • Feb 28 '25

Miscellaneous / Others W Aunty

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u/PathologicalUpvoter Feb 28 '25

Now breathe… breathe in… breathe out… in.. out.. breathe manually from now on

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u/Arisameulolson Feb 28 '25

Why did you do this to me

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u/XxKimm3rzxX Feb 28 '25

Your tongue also can’t find a comfortable position in your mouth

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u/Scarbane Feb 28 '25

Everyone with a permanent retainer is suddenly annoyed that they have one.

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u/XxKimm3rzxX Feb 28 '25

Ha. Jokes on your my teeth are just fucked

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u/Scarbane Feb 28 '25

Oof ouch owie my mouth bones

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u/Arisameulolson Feb 28 '25

Turns out I'm immune to this one

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u/XxKimm3rzxX Feb 28 '25

I sacrificed the comfort of my tongue for this one. And received nothing from it

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u/Haxorz7125 Feb 28 '25

This legitimately gave me a panic attack once while stoned and fucked with my head for months til I saw it mentioned in a peanuts comic strip, pinned it next to my bedroom door and exposure therapized myself into immunity.

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u/TruthAndAccuracy Feb 28 '25

Now breathe… breathe in… breathe out… in.. out..

Okay, Bush.