r/BeAmazed Mar 05 '25

Animal A cat's agility through its pov

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u/ForgiveAlways Mar 05 '25

Man, all the animals get these super powers, like venom, agility, speed…. and all I get are these damn emotions that are broken half the time.

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u/SleepyDeepyWeepy Mar 05 '25

If it helps, my cat regularly falls off tables and seems to have bad anxiety

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u/Heavy_Ad6280 Mar 05 '25

I have one just like it!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

A table?

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u/GringoSwann Mar 05 '25

No the anxiety

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u/Weisenkrone Mar 05 '25

Anxious table?

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u/Dirmb Mar 05 '25

Must be a tempered glass table, always moments away from shattering.

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u/AwarenessPotentially Mar 05 '25

My new explanation of my current state of mind.

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Mar 06 '25

This is too good😂

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u/thatsnuckinfutz Mar 06 '25

i identify as a tempered glass table

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u/Heavy_Ad6280 Mar 05 '25

An anxious cat that likes to fall off everything. Nose dive style.

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u/megatesla Mar 05 '25

You'd think so from how still he sits, but no, it's a cat.

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u/Planetary_Residers Mar 05 '25

Well, cats mimic their owners in a lot of ways. Great way to see your mental health is to watch your cat closely. They mimic us in a lot of ways. Walking on your computer? They're just trying to use it like you are.

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u/SleepyDeepyWeepy Mar 05 '25

I do have an anxiety disorder, but I have never stood in our hallway screaming for someone to turn the light on because I was scared and alone a room away from people and lights

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u/Sammie123321 Mar 05 '25

This made me cackle!

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u/spudmarsupial Mar 06 '25

But have you thought about it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/jam3sdub Mar 05 '25

They have excellent night vision so I doubt it was the darkness itself.

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u/27Rench27 Mar 06 '25

OP doesn’t know about the ghost yet

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/27Rench27 Mar 06 '25

Hahahaha okay fair enough! Cats are adorable but absolutely weird sometimes!

My current one literally only purrs when he’s eating. He can be comfy as can be, kneading a blanket, whatever, almost no purr. Put out some food and the boi turns into a diesel engine

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u/LordOscarthePurr Mar 06 '25

Bahahaha! I also have a neurotic cat 😂

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u/Bluecif Mar 05 '25

This dude/dudeatt....

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/somethingdarkside11 Mar 05 '25

Aww a sweet, heartfelt Schnoodle 🥹❤️

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u/lebohemienne Mar 06 '25

I love you 🤗

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u/Im_alwaystired Mar 06 '25

A fresh Schnoodle in the wild! I feel blessed ☺️

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u/Disastrous_Button440 Mar 05 '25

Mine nudges my mouse hand to help my aim until I pat her

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u/NoSlide7075 Mar 05 '25

That explains why my cat keeps trying to use my time machine.

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u/SensuallPineapple Mar 06 '25

Walking on your computer? They're just trying to use it like you are.

I strongly disagree. Firstly it's hot. But more important than that, computer is where my attention is so the cat claims it's space.

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u/spiraliist Mar 06 '25

They're just trying to use it like you are.

what? no.

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u/Planetary_Residers Mar 06 '25

Understanding scientific research isn't your strong suit is it? It's sort of where the term copy cat comes from. You may Google it. But I feel you're like most people on the internet that prefer to argue than learn.

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u/spiraliist Mar 06 '25

I have three published papers in peer reviewed journals in this field (and have contributed to many more but eh): two in songbird learning and behavior, and one in cephalopod learning and behavior as a first author. That probably makes me doxxable, but I mean, knock yourself out.

My job is reading papers.

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u/Planetary_Residers Mar 06 '25

Obviously not enough papers have been read. I'm curious when they decided to identify felines of being related to either birds or cephalopods

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u/spiraliist Mar 06 '25

Yes, actually, felines are related to birds and cephalopods. How the fuck do you think evolution works?

You're absolutely delusional if you think that the reason cats walk across your keyboard is because they're trying to interface with technology.

You're also absolutely delusional if you think that cats are some sort of divining rod that is reflective of your own mental state, other than being as scared as any other animal is when suffering abuse.

Stop projecting. Animals are animals. I am not certain you have ever even read a peer reviewed journal article let alone, like, written one.

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u/Planetary_Residers Mar 06 '25

For some that claims to read a lot of papers you sure aren't good at reading compression. I stated they're mimicking their owner. The very definition is meaning they are doing the same act the owner is doing. Which is a form of their way of showing love. They aren't doing it as a way to actually use the technology. You're fairly delusional if yourself if that's your take from this.

As for divining rod. Who's delusional now. We aren't talking about any form of crystal science here. The more you disregard only enhances the disbelief you're in the field you're in.

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u/spiraliist Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

reading compression

did you mean "comprehension?"

I mean the rest of this doesn't grammatically parse at all? Say to yourself, out loud, the sentence "The more you disregard only enhances the disbelief you're in the field you're in."

like, are you a bot?

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u/Planetary_Residers Mar 06 '25

Autocorrect. So yes and I typed what I typed. We aren't in honors English. Not making sense of a simple sentence doesn't really fall on the one presenting it

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u/mooshinformation Mar 05 '25

Just last night mine tried to jump a few feet to the dresser and ended up stuck in the bottom of the hamper looking up at me laughing at him

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u/SleepyDeepyWeepy Mar 06 '25

We call that "dumb baby jail"! Used to have a rabbit who liked to flip the empty hamper over onto herself and get trapped

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u/Chaosmusic Mar 05 '25

My cat used to think that the piece of paper sticking out off the table was part of the table and would try to walk on it.

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u/GraphicDesignerMom Mar 06 '25

Mine literally ate my son's homework, he has a thing for paper

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u/linds360 Mar 06 '25

Mine is the same and he’s always so embarrassed. I pretend not to notice.

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u/Empty_Map_4447 Mar 06 '25

This can be funny with cats. They are so agile and graceful but when they mess up and miss the jump or whatever, you can literally feel their humiliation as they attempt to recover nonchalant Peter Sellers style.

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u/CallMeIgnatius Mar 06 '25

Is it perhaps... Orange coloured?

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u/Dew4yne Mar 06 '25

just like me fr

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u/mariodejaniero Mar 06 '25

My spirit animal

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u/Omnipotent48 Mar 06 '25

They're just like me fr

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u/theedan-clean Mar 06 '25

Me too. Me. Not the cat. Cat stays on tables just fine.

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u/justin19833 Mar 06 '25

My cat has a bald spot on his ass just above his tail, where he pulls his fur out. The vet says it's anxiety.

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u/Ule7 Mar 06 '25

my cat is a a social disaster, every neighborhood cat hates her